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THIS IS NOT WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE

If you've got warrants, don't appear on camera or take a weekend job where you will appear on camera in front of millions. That's our best advice to whomever is getting a custom escort from local authorities here following the South Carolina/Georgia games.

The image first surfaces at OnlineAthens and has gone viral on message boards, mostly because it seems to confirm what every one thinks about the SEC anyway, but it's not what it seems. According to our source (yea! a veritable source!) the man is most likely one of the chain gang, an irony in itself, and not an SEC official. The chain gangs are hired by the schools hosting the games, so this is not--we repeat--NOT an SEC official being carted away immediately following a game.

Not that we haven't supported that idea from time to time...(HT: Micah.)

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everyone knows only PX refs are crooked, feller musta jumped ship for the SEC in the offseason.

by fife in the bay on Sep 11, 2007 12:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i’m always a fan of the “zip tie” cuffs when in a pinch. i’m also a fan of the cop in shorts for comedic purposes. its impossible for them to look cool in shorts…so “men at work” of them.

by gerry dorsey on Sep 11, 2007 12:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eh…i’ve decided not to make the obligatory Donaghy joke.

by Nic on Sep 11, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s the sound of the man working on the chaaaiiiin gang,
Oh don’t you know.

by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 11, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone figured out what the arrest was for? Shouldn’t it be on a police blotter somewhere?

by PeteJayhawk on Sep 11, 2007 12:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have seen on another message board that it was a child support warrant.

And, since I saw it on a message board, it MUST be true.

by WB on Sep 11, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow !!! even the police and officials are faster in the SEC. You see the blur coming off of them ?
S – Speed
E- Equals
C – Convictions

by Scalz1 on Sep 11, 2007 12:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like your jerkoff uniform. I don’t like your jerkoff chains. I don’t like your jerkoff behavior. And I don’t like you … jerkoff. Do I make myself clear?

by EarthyTechnoPop on Sep 11, 2007 12:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s the one who invented the QuickStick…much like the metric system, it makes too much sense, so we’re throwing it out. Click on the link if you like reading terms such as “elongated member” without being declared NSFW.

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5189803.html

by Raider Red on Sep 11, 2007 12:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

  1. - Oh go ahead and say it, he’s an NBA ref making some offseason money

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 11, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are the refs eligible for the Fulmer Cup?

by NoleinTexas on Sep 11, 2007 12:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#7…I’m sorry…did you say something?

by Aerobab on Sep 11, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Race Card Dept:

Is that another example of the White Man putting the Black Man down? (SKLM’s attempt at black humor, pun intended)

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 11, 2007 12:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Chubby cop is saying to the Ref:

“Had enough of your ‘Click-Clacks’ during the game.”

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 11, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gators may wear jean shorts, but Athens cops are rocking the Glock-with-Navy-shorts look, a MAJOR fashion faux pas after Labor Day.

by PDXGoneGator on Sep 11, 2007 1:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chubby cop: Those were not the extra inches we talked about if I tapped my foot….

by Whitey on Sep 11, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#7

STAY OUTTA MALIBU LEBOWSKI!!!!

by gerry dorsey on Sep 11, 2007 1:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was coming on here to email you about that, glad to see (and should have known) you had it covered.

Unlike the dawgs and the spread.

“Spurrier beats dawgs when they don’t perform”

by Freehawk on Sep 11, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Inmate 1: What were you arrested for?

Inmate 2: Officiating while black.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 11, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d laugh at Biggus, but sadly, that might be what happened

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 11, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I think his infraction was saying :
“You know, these guys don’t look too fast to me”.

by Scalz1 on Sep 11, 2007 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“What we have here is a failure to communicate”

(can’t believe that hasn’t been said yet)

by Blue on Sep 11, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also, how has no one picked up on the arrest of john guerry, a soph. LB for the gamecocks? fulmer cup 2008 points?
either way…

by Cameron Siggs on Sep 11, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hope he gets plenty of prison-love for calling that bullshit illegal shift penalty

by Hobnail_Boot on Sep 11, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.

by Out of Conference on Sep 11, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

by Elwood Stancil on Sep 12, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha i love blazin saddles

by me on Sep 26, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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