THIS IS NOT WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE

If you’ve got warrants, don’t appear on camera or take a weekend job where you will appear on camera in front of millions. That’s our best advice to whomever is getting a custom escort from local authorities here following the South Carolina/Georgia games.
The image first surfaces at OnlineAthens and has gone viral on message boards, mostly because it seems to confirm what every one thinks about the SEC anyway, but it’s not what it seems. According to our source (yea! a veritable source!) the man is most likely one of the chain gang, an irony in itself, and not an SEC official. The chain gangs are hired by the schools hosting the games, so this is not–we repeat–NOT an SEC official being carted away immediately following a game.
Not that we haven’t supported that idea from time to time…(HT: Micah.)









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fife in the bay says:
everyone knows only PX refs are crooked, feller musta jumped ship for the SEC in the offseason.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:16 am
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gerry dorsey says:
i’m always a fan of the “zip tie” cuffs when in a pinch. i’m also a fan of the cop in shorts for comedic purposes. its impossible for them to look cool in shorts…so “men at work” of them.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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Nic says:
eh…i’ve decided not to make the obligatory Donaghy joke.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:21 am
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Bully Van De Graaff says:
That’s the sound of the man working on the chaaaiiiin gang,
Oh don’t you know.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
Has anyone figured out what the arrest was for? Shouldn’t it be on a police blotter somewhere?
September 11th, 2007 at 11:31 am
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WB says:
I have seen on another message board that it was a child support warrant.
And, since I saw it on a message board, it MUST be true.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:39 am
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Scalz1 says:
Wow !!! even the police and officials are faster in the SEC. You see the blur coming off of them ?
S – Speed
E- Equals
C – Convictions
September 11th, 2007 at 11:40 am
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EarthyTechnoPop says:
I don’t like your jerkoff uniform. I don’t like your jerkoff chains. I don’t like your jerkoff behavior. And I don’t like you … jerkoff. Do I make myself clear?
September 11th, 2007 at 11:44 am
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Raider Red says:
He’s the one who invented the QuickStick…much like the metric system, it makes too much sense, so we’re throwing it out. Click on the link if you like reading terms such as “elongated member” without being declared NSFW.
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5189803.html
September 11th, 2007 at 11:45 am
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
#3 – Oh go ahead and say it, he’s an NBA ref making some offseason money
September 11th, 2007 at 11:48 am
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NoleinTexas says:
Are the refs eligible for the Fulmer Cup?
September 11th, 2007 at 11:50 am
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Aerobab says:
#7…I’m sorry…did you say something?
September 11th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Race Card Dept:
Is that another example of the White Man putting the Black Man down? (SKLM’s attempt at black humor, pun intended)
September 11th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
The Chubby cop is saying to the Ref:
“Had enough of your ‘Click-Clacks’ during the game.”
September 11th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
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PDXGoneGator says:
Gators may wear jean shorts, but Athens cops are rocking the Glock-with-Navy-shorts look, a MAJOR fashion faux pas after Labor Day.
September 11th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
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Whitey says:
Chubby cop: Those were not the extra inches we talked about if I tapped my foot….
September 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
#7
STAY OUTTA MALIBU LEBOWSKI!!!!
September 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
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Freehawk says:
I was coming on here to email you about that, glad to see (and should have known) you had it covered.
Unlike the dawgs and the spread.
“Spurrier beats dawgs when they don’t perform”
September 11th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Inmate 1: What were you arrested for?
Inmate 2: Officiating while black.
September 11th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
I’d laugh at Biggus, but sadly, that might be what happened
September 11th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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Scalz1 says:
Actually, I think his infraction was saying :
“You know, these guys don’t look too fast to me”.
September 11th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
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Blue says:
“What we have here is a failure to communicate”
(can’t believe that hasn’t been said yet)
September 11th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
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Cameron Siggs says:
also, how has no one picked up on the arrest of john guerry, a soph. LB for the gamecocks? fulmer cup 2008 points?
either way…
September 11th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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Hobnail_Boot says:
hope he gets plenty of prison-love for calling that bullshit illegal shift penalty
September 11th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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Elwood Stancil says:
The rest of the story……
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14099487/detail.html
September 12th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
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me says:
haha i love blazin saddles
September 26th, 2008 at 11:16 am