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LSU IZ A GURRRILLAH W/ SPECHUL ATTACHMUNTZ

Our analogy of LSU to a werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis has gained steam, albeit with some editing by users. From Paul Finebaum's show yesterday:

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No credit given? For shame…

by Dave K. on Sep 11, 2007 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Who cares? It belongs to the world now.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 11, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The way he said “penis” made me feel….gross.

by RaginCajunRebel on Sep 11, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

werewolves are scarier than gorillas.

by rut on Sep 11, 2007 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

From one who personally saw that werewolf’s penis, it was not a george costanza “shrinkage” penis, it was a huge raging mule size appendage that would make an elephant blush.

by pfhokie on Sep 11, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Read the site and laughed at it. Heard this live on the way home and about drove off the highway! Anybody we know?

by Disco Biscuit on Sep 11, 2007 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So is chainsaw wound the new axewound?

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 11, 2007 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

how come we only get 2 seconds worth?? i want to know how finebaum’s responded. did he blush???

by gerry dorsey on Sep 11, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there anyone capable of giving LSU a Freddie Kruger reach-around?

by ContactBuzz on Sep 11, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That made today worth getting out of bed for.

by TideInTx on Sep 11, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolfman’s got nards!!

by RedDevilEA on Sep 11, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

LSU is a penis with a chainsaw.

by intellidouche on Sep 11, 2007 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Heard it on Finebaum yesterday then read it here last night. Sounds like everyone got the memo.

by TPS Reports on Sep 11, 2007 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

No credit given? That’s a Tennessee graduate / psuedo-journalist / Tubberville’s dick sucker / If I was a dwarf, I’d be Sleazy / puppy kicker for you.

by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 11, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that wasn’t Paul “borrowing” the line, it was a caller. Chris from Hanseville, maybe?

by Dave(not that one, the other one) on Sep 11, 2007 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry Dave but it’s easier to lob bombs at Fine-bitch. He really is an asshole in the truest sense of the word. He’s the punchline to my favorite joke.

What sound is made when a vinegar truck hits a water truck?

DOOOOUUUCCCHHHHEEEE!

by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 11, 2007 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

#12, that was a great comment. So if LSU is a penis, will it use the chainsaw to circumcise itself?

by Anonymous IV on Sep 11, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - It was me.

by John In Huntsville on Sep 11, 2007 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

#8.

Go to hour #4 of the shows audio archive for 9/10/07. Fast forward to minute 33.

by John In Huntsville on Sep 11, 2007 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, give mah starkdawgs fogiveness.

And, you need to be at Chikin/OBC On Friday night before the Gayter game for the TALLY HO reunion.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 11, 2007 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

If Finebaum actually gave credit for his source material, he’d fill an hour of airtime a day.

by Godfrey on Sep 12, 2007 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s a call-in show. Finebaum had no idea I was going to use the “chainsaw” reference.

by John In Huntsville on Sep 12, 2007 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Finebaum’s clip just got played on Rivals Radio. This is awfuly reminiscent of Cowherd/Michigan.

by Philly Gator on Sep 12, 2007 9:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m trying to find it out the archives and can’t find it anywhere in the fourth hour of yesterdays show

by Nic on Sep 12, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

It was the September 10th show.

by John In Huntsville on Sep 12, 2007 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I recognized John’s voice. I listen to Finebaum after class on most days and I hear this guy from time to time. He’s an interesting caller, unlike some of the other people who call in mumbling and stumbling for 5 minutes.

by TideDruid on Sep 12, 2007 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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