DUCK'D UP
by Orson on Sep 11, 2007 5:34 PM EDT
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PrintWe must all learn from the example of the Oregon mascot, and that example is that when someone else wants to playfight, you need to put the -fight into the word with a capital WHAM, MOTHERFUCKER!
The only other possible explanation is that the mascoteer was high on PCP, believed they were really a duck, and that Shasta the Cougar really was a cougar. This would make total sense because Cougars would eat Ducks, and in case you didn't know, ducks are mean as hell especially when threatened.
Though shame on Shasta for not putting up more of a fight. Houston brought us the Geto Boys and UGK, dammit--Bun B simply won't stand for it. (Perhaps Shasta would have been tougher with a Paul Wall grill installed in this toothy grin.) Someone's got to rep the 281, which is why the Duck will likely be shot sometime in the next month by someone zanked on purple drank in a Lincoln Navigator.
(HT: Larry Brown Sports, who points out that the Duck has been suspended.)
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Now that’s what I call a mighty Duck!
by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 11, 2007 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
no wonder the cougar lost, he’s been strapped with the name “shasta.” how gay is that??
what about the 713???
by gerry dorsey on Sep 11, 2007 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hilarious! He IS from Eugene. Thats what happens when hippies dont get thier weed.
by tzubear on Sep 11, 2007 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
Houston’s mascot would look better with and Andre Ware Kid ‘n Play ’fro. Probably wouldn’t be any tougher, though.
by Boston Frog on Sep 11, 2007 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
For the record, Orson, It’s the 713, 281 and 832
(knows this because he works for AT&T)
by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 11, 2007 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
We used 281 because that is Mike Jones’ stated area code. Mike Jones is the most important person in Houston—thus the use.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 11, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions
Give me a bottle,
and a motherfuckin cup.
So me and the boys can get what?
Ducked Up
I can’t wait to see that pussy…I mean cougar come to Tuscaloosa for our homecoming. Big Al is going to violate him.
by Bully Van De Graaff on Sep 11, 2007 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Mascot fights are great. Except for this one which was a mascot ass kicking. As a Cal fan I must give kudos to Oski and his fights against the Stanford tree.
“Give him the axe!”
by Anonymous IV on Sep 11, 2007 6:21 PM EDT reply actions
Who? Mike Jones!
(281) 334 -8004. Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow.
What a country.
by Palouse on Sep 11, 2007 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
All we needed with that video was some of the Flying V, and it would have been TEH BEAST EVAR
by blackertai on Sep 11, 2007 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
It’s really a shame Michigan doesn’t have a mascot
by lumpy on Sep 11, 2007 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
If a jowly, toothless losing machine with no sense of humor, an allergic reaction to personality, and rectum full of Tressel’s DNA is not a mascot, then what DO we call Lllloyd Carr (other than soon to be X-Coach)?
by SherlockHemlock on Sep 11, 2007 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
There would be no video of a theoretical Oregon/Michigan mascot fight, Youtube having that ban on snuff films and all.
by SC_Gator on Sep 11, 2007 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Having lived in Oregon for 5+ years, I can tell you that while its reputation for pot-living hippies is well earned, it’s meth-production and consumption capacities are vastly overrated.
This looks like a meth jones if ever i saw one.
by dogtown gator on Sep 11, 2007 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
Underrated. Sorry, all this talk of Michigan and Notre Dame lately’s been screwing me up.
by dogtown gator on Sep 11, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Agree with above…ya gotta go old school with 713. And Shasta used to be a badass pussy when Akeem was there in the early 80s. I’d like to see Lloyd try to snap her neck.
by Geaux Irish on Sep 11, 2007 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
Duck must have watched the pep-rally scene from ‘The Waterboy’
“Let’s go kick some Cougahh ass!”
by Turf on Sep 11, 2007 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, get back to reality. It’s 1127 in CLT and youre skeered of the useless hillbillies.
Dont luv dem either but dat be life.
Mold be gold, dat be mah bidness. We shall give aubarn a good fight. and holly will get her life preserver from henig & her fur coat.
by yoyofutbawl on Sep 11, 2007 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, 6 Mike Jones quotes and No “DJ Screw, R.I.P.” Shout outs?
Y’all be lames.
by Scalz1 on Sep 12, 2007 8:46 AM EDT reply actions
And I thought a Fuck Lion was more bad ass and less pussy. My bad.
by SunDawg on Sep 12, 2007 9:40 AM EDT reply actions
being in houston, perhaps the duck just got too crunk on dat purple drank he be grippin’ sippin’
by okiedomer on Sep 12, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions
The duck probably hasn’t been laid in awhile:
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-04/yu-bt042707.php
by MiseanAUfan on Sep 12, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions
Wrestlemania XXXV – Duck vs. Fuck Lion, this time it’s personal.
by atlanta domer on Sep 12, 2007 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
what was up with the Duck, looking like he’s getting his beastiality on, thrusting his _ in the cougar’s face. GGGGAY! I’m embarassed to say I attended UH too, damn, what a sad day. Bevo of UT wouldn’t have gone out like that!
by Scooby Doo on Sep 13, 2007 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
Wow guys beating on girls………at least my friend says the cougar is a girl.
by jonathan on Sep 13, 2007 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
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