Comments on: 50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something

By: GatorAM

GatorAM — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:24:45 +0000

Okay… I’m ready for reasons 27-50… I’m far too calm this morning and need some hate fuel!

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:19:56 +0000

Tzubear-

Now that’s a convincing argument. Not one that I buy, but a good one nonetheless.

By: Walt

Walt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:14:13 +0000

Swindle keep your eyes on the prize, you are gonna buy all my beer, g-money also!

By: Walt

Walt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:11:11 +0000

You will all be shocked when you see who i am saturday, you never seen this one comin! Can’t believe you stupid sombitches have not figured this one out, i am disappointed! think harder CODHEAD**

By: D'Jango

D'Jango — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:52:00 +0000

Congrats on at least 2 Bea Arthur references (well, Golden Girls and Bea Arthur) in one post.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:20:47 +0000

TCOAN,

Being gay is an irrational choice because women just look too damn good ; ) hence the Gaytors are just too damn irrational to be good at anything, excluding the two BB championships and the one in FB.

By: PW

PW — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:03:47 +0000

Hey Walt, you do realize that this blog has different threads, right? I’d be interested to see your insightful commentary on other topics.

Just go to edsbs.com and check ‘em out.

By: Walt

Walt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:49:07 +0000

Idon’t think ESPN is ready for the BIG RED MATERHEAD, you don’t have much leverage with the Fulmer thing, i don’t like his fat ass either, we are thinking of bringing back Majors, hell i may coach them myself. Is Ron Zook doing anything? GO VOLS

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:21:07 +0000

Walt,

To quote Chris Rock in reference to the Ten-Fla game:

“So you tha smarty art n*&^&&? Lemme ask you this,
can ya kick Florida’s azz? ”
Lord please let Phil Fulmer die, I pray we will actually feed him to a live gator if he loses, or cover him in mayo and let Charlie Weiss chase after him in a dark locker room with no windows or doors. Amen.

Lets put some wagers on this game:
Florida wins:
Walt has to send phone pics of his genitalia to ESPN til he gets hired or arrested.
Tennessee wins:
Orson has to shave Fulmers legs and give him a bikini wax so he can wear a speedo to cover up his C-section scar.

By: OPNY

OPNY — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:57:28 +0000

Nicely done. You’d have to adjust the spring on an AR-15 to make it fully automatic, however. Filing down the firing pin wouldn’t cut it.

By: Walt

Walt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:50:48 +0000

Thanks Swindle i was starting to feel hated outside our friendly rivalry, you guys don’t have to get all mad about the GAYTOR comments. just havin fun, you guys are secretly BIG ORANGE FANS, i know it!

By: PW

PW — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:23:10 +0000

Where are you gonna be tailgating on Sat, Orson?

I trust showing up in EDSBS gear will earn one a free brewski, no?

(Then showing up in same gear w/ baseball cap and fake mustache will earn another.)

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:26:41 +0000

He really doesn’t know where he is, does he? Walt, you just keep posting as much as you like here. Hundreds of comments. You go right ahead.

By: Walt

Walt — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:17:34 +0000

MR PECKER PANTS, you mean you will be eatin our ASS

By: Walt

Walt — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:15:18 +0000

CON, I never said other posters are gay, I only made fun of the Gaytors being gay, but you are right i should have just said Florida sucks and been done with it. The victory over a crappy buckeye team is not much to boast over, Appalachian State could have done that. Thanks for putting it all in perspective.Anyway, Tennessee will kick GAYTOR ass! You will see on Saturday.GIT-R-DONE