50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something

Tennessee orange is gay

17. Danny Wuerffel never lost a game to Peyton Manning in college. Peyton Manning is the best quarterback of his generation…

Tommie Frazier and Scott Frost think this is just adorable.

I wouldn’t fuck Tennessee with Bea Arthur’s dick.

1. Not that I love Texas, but the first thing you see crossing into Texas on I-35 is a giant porn store. That beats hell out of a billboard any day.

2. I’d say Razorbacks are both edible and quite likely to eat people, so I’d have to call #18 busted.

Oh yeah. Well Tennessee has “The Sack”!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62JbiKNc_Uc

Well, maybe not a sack per the definition of a sack. But it is at least “The tackle for no or very little gain”!

Pappy was Guvnah of Mississippi, not Tennessee

But yeah, people from Tennessee are poor.

Hate hate hate hate.

Now, if you’ll excuse me. I’m gonna go put water in Phil Fulmer’s Mama’s dish.

Does that mean this post is prolefeed?

Isn’t Orson from Tenn?

If so, there seems to be some sort of self-hatred goin’ on…

Tennessee orange is gay

This is just as funny as when you posted it yesterday, which is really saying something.

The Brady Campaign sign is also on I-75 just south of Brooksville. You come down a hill and there is rolling pasture on both sides of the road. Then a billboard with a giant gun. Good times.

Also, Tennessee has Jack Daniels. Florida has Budweiser (in Jacksonville, formerly Tampa), Yuengling (Tampa), and Lean (Miami).

I really, really miss living in Florida.

brushes away a tear

Speaking of Yuengling, why does every fad-hopping joker I know ( I love you guys), say at the bar “Oh, you have Yuengling? I’ll have one”. I like to watch their face contort as they tell me how great the quality of “microbrews” are.

Unfortunately for #2, THBC was born in Miami

1. - Tennessee is home to Jack and invented the stuff, just having breweries of certain brands is nothing to write home about. But, basically, both states suck dong.

Dave, I like Yuengling becasue it’s as cheap as shit like Budweiser and it’s a little better. Sometimes I don’t want to pay $4 more for a six pack or $2 more for a draught.

I own property in Sebring, and live in Memphis, and hate both UT AND UF.

Go Memphis Tigers!

I know the Brady Campaign is a gun control group, but damn if that bilboard isn’t a fine selling point to be a Florida resident.

+100 to America’s cock for letting the good guys shoot at the bad guys. I look forward to defending my garden home in Del Boca Vista beginning in 2043.

Reason #27: They will never make CSI:Tennessee.

Horatio Caine beeeyotches!

Pat Summit has dickholes in her underwear.

How come nobody has made that jump from the Haters’ Ball sketches?

Too easy…

Robert R. Neyland wasn’t even born in Tennesse(it was Greenville, TX). Ben Hill Griffin was born in Florida. During a hurricane.

Ms. Tennessee’s underwear has a dickhole.

18. Our mascot has the unique quality of being something that eats you and that you can eat, in theory.

In theory my ass. Orson allow me to introduce you to fried alligator when you come to Baton Rouge to witness Tim Tebow get chainsaw-fucked.

1. - Spurrier was born in Miami, then moved to Tennessee. Look it up. Jackass.

“Haven’t lost to Vanderbilt recently, have we?”

A B.S. Excessive Celebrations calls certainly helped keep it that way, didn’t it?

And – I have to say Jack Daniels and actual Mountains might be the only thing Tennessee has working in its favor here.

Phil Fulmer is a piss-drinking liar who is living proof that cousins shouldn’t fuck each other.

Other than that I don’t have a dog in this fight.

I’m a Big Ten guy so I hate you both.

But especially Florida, which is why we send our dead and dying there.

Summer is miserable and there’s no such thing as “seasons.”

It’s flat as hell.

Palm trees are shitty to look at. It annoys the piss out of me when you put christmas lights on them.

Lanais.

One story decco houses everywhere.

Jeb Bush

Terry Schaivo

Talahassee

Drivers licenses avaiable in cracker jack boxes.

Exploding meth labs in Tampa

Tennessee? I don’t even know enough about it to form an opinion. It’s pure apathy, baby.

#19

1000 cocktails. one of my favorite chappelle lines ever.

Any nominations for Bea Arthur for Cheescake Friday?
No?

R.D.,

Actually, they did make CSI:Tennessee …except it was called “Cops”.

Roggins-

Dude, if you’re going to bust Orson on a factual error about that, you need to at least try to be funny. Otherwise you look kind of pouty and shrill.

Don’t come a-knockin to Tennessee when Hurricane Esther wipes out Florida.

America’s Wang? So are all those hurricanes really just metaphorical dick mittens that fuck the shit out of you every year?

May I suggest:

Florida = Mons Venus.

Tennessee = Minnie Pearl.

OK… but Cops will never have the coolness that is David Caruso slowly putting on his dark as night Ray-Bans

1. - Isn’t the point that he grew up in TN and left when he got the chance?

I’m pretty sure ‘yayo’ should be spelled ‘llello’…

Tony Yayo is a dumb son of a bitch.

Turn-offs: Females who call males, “man,” or, especially, “dude.”
Mega turn-offs: Females who call other females, “man,” or especially, “dude.”

The first one sounds like you want to smoke a bowl. The second is merely factually or technically incorrect.

Conversely, what else does a female refer to a strange male on this sort of forum as, otherwise? “Hey douchebag” seems a bit harsh, I guess.

It’s no coincidence that almost all major colleges have at least one charge of brandishing an assault rifle. I also find that they Brady Billboards wildly underestimate the size and calibur of the average Floridian’s firearm. I mean, seriously, we’re all nuts and apparently everybody wants to seem like a badass and thus virtually everyone thinks, hey, I need a .45 . Never know when I’ll need to murder an elephant. Or two.

JoePa pwns UT!

On a related note, it’s not uncommon for stories to appear in the paper where cops will go to scene to investigate gun shots and find someone trying to kill roaches with said .45.

As a Tide fan, i’d like to say that Fulmer is a fat son of a bitch and Urban hasn’t done anything to piss me off yet and seems like a decent dude overall. So, except for Tebow’s reneging ass, i’ll be pulling for the swamp things.

also, lynchburg, TN, where jack daniel’s old number 7 is born, raised, and bottled, is a DRY COUNTY. you can’t make the finest tennessee whiskey in a DRY COUNTY. that’s insanity.

The F on florida helmets stands for Fags , Right? Bunch of Florida Fags!

Coop-

That’s a shame, because I wanted really badly to sound super-smart in that post and to turn you on. ;)

re:#24:

Joe Paterno is a human being, not a zombie. Look it up. Jackass.

The Brady Campaign billboard is in reference to the “Stand Your Ground” or “Shoot First” law passed in 2005. Previously, if you were met with an imminent threat of death or great bodily harm outside of your home, you had to attempt to flee the scene before responding with deadly force. This law — among other things — simply removes that requirement. Despite the controversy from gun control groups, it really just means you don’t have to prove that you were unable to run before you shot the two guys with knives that jumped you at your car.

Tennessee laws seem pretty good, although they don’t allow you to carry anywhere that alcohol is served. (Floridians can carry at restaurants as long as they stay out of the bar area.)

if florida is america’s wang, is orlando america’s genital wart?

and #43 might be the least funny post on edbs this season

i bet walt is a huge carlos mencia fan

Everytime i go to florida to crap on your state, i leave with a florida fungus, FLORIDA FUNGUS FAGS

We approve some comments to expose them to ridicule. #43 would be one of them.

If I might stick up for Walt, his hatred was in the right place. And in theory, it could be tongue-in-cheek. Also, I think I’ve posted way less funny things here and want my due credit.

Walt, our helmet says “Gators” on the side. The throwback ones we wore against Bama last season had an “F” in the side, but I’m pretty sure it just stood for Florida.

#34…

Caine: “And that can only mean one thing… that there’s a killer on the loose… in Miami.”

Puts sunglasses on

Roger Daltrey: “YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

okiedomer, i THINK I KICKED YOUR ASS IN HIGH SCHOOL, TELL YOUR MOM I SAID WHATS UP!

Oh, I see. Walt’s just retarded.

#33…

Mons Venus doesn’t have anything compared to the strip club mecca that is Memphro, Tennessee. And that’s even after the feds shut down the best one, Platinum Plus, for being a little too, um, frisky with the patrons.

Yeah, but at least they’re not Michigan.

(Sadly, this now stifles any college football insult hurled from here until someone can actually produce a JoePa death certificate)

sigh

Insults are simply ruined.

I get the luxury of hating both, not so much fla…..

BUT livin in Bama I get to 4hrs to the north to enjoy the beautiful mtns of East Tn.

AND drive 4 hrs south and play on some of the world’s most beautiful beaches

that’s all good except for the other 350 days per year I have to spend my time in the SHITHOLE that is B’ham

God I’m glad my job lets me have time for this SHIT!

Gators suck, go Seminoles!! Don’t know Carlos Mencia, did he play for the gators?

insert “drive” 4 hrs

Again, we will approve every comment Walt makes, since it saves us money and time for ’Noles hate week in November.

54

Do you want him to yell that at his mom, or was the caps lock just stuck (due to dried semen) on the computer at the public library from which you’re posting?

Walt = Fail?

Wow, my hate for UT has been eclipsed.

The nice thing about tthe new guns laws is that anyone can be a cowboy. We’re only a few years removed from settling all our disputes with quickdraws. It’s going to rule

That CSI show would actually be entertaining if it wasn’t for Caruso’s attempt to join the “talk like this” contest with Alec Baldwin and Gob from AD, I forget his name in real life, not to mention that every one of his lines is pathetic attempt at some sort of dramatic one-liner….

Caruso: And that will be your…last…mistake…

OR:

Random killer: Gambling is not illegal!
Caruso: Yes, but…murder…is….

cue the music!

Also I am way into Emily Proctor since her West Wing days. She is beyond smoking hot.

Don’t make me send Appalachian State down there!!

I saw 10,000 UT fans kvelling at the thought of taking public transportation through Oakland at night to get back to the hotel.

I kvell at the though of passing within 100 miles of the Flora-Bama in broad daylight.

Advantage Gators.

I think the F stands for Fart… which Walt will do on your Mom’s face… ha ha… F also stands for your Mom’s face… Your Mom’s Fart Face… ha ha…

If Walt is a TN fan… Florida wins by default.

#56

I will fight to the death, even with a fellow Tide fan, in support of Mons Venus in Tampa….100% naked lap dances, very few surgical enhancements and most “entertainers” look like they are 22 and not twice divorced with 3 kids at home in the trailer….

Walt—don’t make us send you to Wake…well, that’s happening anyway.

Michigan Gator, Please read Post 66, Is middle school out for the day?

Walt = Jeremy Foley & Charlie Cobb (UF & Appalachian AD’s)?

that’s AMAZING.

Orson Swindle,did you say you were Fake? Tennessee will bake your gator ass!

OS: keep letting walt post, it’s fodder for the FSCW boards i’m trolling right now. good thing UAB hung with FSCW last week, they’re a heckuva powerhaus.

62 – little does walt know that i always yell at my mom – it’s the only way drunken irish catholic rednecks are able to effectively communicate – makes for a fun thanksgiving

and my only wish is that there was a longhorn version of walt on here…

Walt was right, gotta go my mom is calling me!!

And truthfully, I think Logan Young (RIP) officially purchased Memphis and annexed it into Alabama 14 years ago… so any advantages Memphis may be thought to bring to Tennessee are misplaced….

You know, when you’re flaming away and nobody gets pissed you think you’d stop and evaluate the quality of your insults. I mean really, fags, middle school, your mom, Appalachian State? It’s kind of hard to watch.

#69…

Been to Mons, it’s nothing to sneeze at. But it doesn’t measure up.

I hate everything about the state of Tennessee. But the clubs in Memphis are better than anywhere else on earth.

Walt was right i am retarted and i think i just shit myself! momma!!!!!

for the record, 76 is not me

and more importantly, OS, i want to tell you how much i appreciate your hate – i’ve always felt that OU and TX were a better fit for the SEC than the Big 12, since SEC fans think shootings & stabbings at rivalry games, and the occasional (attempted) testicle removal, are normal, if not downright demanded by your loyalty to your team

I am still amazed at why people bother to enter a discussion thread just to say something that is so outlandish and off the wall… simply to piss people off instead of to spark a discussion…

Unless it has to do with Phil Fulmer’s or Charlie Weis’ weight… or Lou Holth’s listhp… or Ogeron’s love of human flesh… because that’s just funny. However, the fact that Bobby Bowden is a certified racist who hates all black people is not funny…

Question:

Are we having a collective moment like the Arkansas Board where we’re piling on a guy (Walt) and he’s just playing us?

I mean, really, I’m getting that feeling in my gut.

I just thought about this. September 29 = Battle of State of Alabama vs. State of Florida, with UA/FSU and AU/UF.

Is it okay for UA/UF fans to join shit talking forces against AU/FSU, and vice versa? That almost seems…dirty.

Regardless, this board should be especially entertaining that week.

Tater Salad – I don’t think the world would survive that kind of trashtalk escalation.

No , Im pretty sure the ’F’stands for ‘fags’.

(snicker, wry smile, giggle…)

83

As a Gator fan who is planning to be in Jax for FSU-Bama, I’m gonna be wearing my Speed Equals Championships shirt, so my state pride is being narrowly edged out by my conference pride.

Unless I meet some cute FSU girls there, in which case I’ll be wearing a Seminole headdress, assless chaps, and riding a horse.

We have the Oak Ridge nuclear weapons lab .Dont mess with us Orson.Advantage Tennessee

walt is right, i’m getting that feeling in my butt!

Bobby Bowden cannot hear you, Michigan Gator. That is because he cannot hear you. Literally.

florida DOES NOT sing rocky top at every fucking opportunity. argument over…florida wins.

Fuck, I’m so retarded I can’t even spell it right!!!

#87

i hate to nit pick, but i’ve already had to have this conversation on another blog….but aren’t all chaps automatically “assless” chaps??? if they weren’t assless they would just be pants. i’m just sayin’.

89 – I don’t know. If I had to choose between Rocky Top and We are the Boys of Old Florida, I’d have to go with Rocky Top. We are the Boys… seems kinda gay. Fags.

Florida fans drive like this…
Tennessee fans drive like this…
OH HAYLE NAW!!!!!

Damn Orson… I throw some shit up against the wall like that and you’re the only person I can get to respond… where the hell are all the FSU faithful???

I think Walt is my new favorite poster. I haven’t heard insults like that since I left the second grade. Please, please, please keep it up.

I can’t help but feel bad for Nole fans if he’s an alum (I’m avoiding the easy FSU jab).

As an Auburn man, you both completely and totally suck

and we freakin OWN you

I really, really miss living in Florida.

Hmmm, what do I miss about living in Florida? (southeast area is where I used to live)

Rude New Yorkers? Nope.
Blue hairs? Nope.
French Canadians? Nope
Endless condominiums? Nope
Bad traffic? Nope
Grillz? Nope
The microbrew selection? Nope
The sports fans? Nope
Hurricane season? Nope
The Marlins/Canes/Dolphins/Panthers/Heat? Nope.
Disgustingly hot summers? Nope
Bunda on South Beach? Ok, you got me there.

76 is me.

And I like to have sex with men.

Just kidding okiedomer, it was me that time.

Florida is not America’s wang. It is a northern dingle-berry hanging off of the south.

Platinum Plus was my first, Mons my most recent, but really, the best was the “Bed Dance” at Deja Vu, out by the toll-road.

Born in Miami, raised in TN, and ran screaming back at age 17? Me and the OBC have so much in common.

@ #88:

Go take a dump without a plan.

Jeff from LA,

If Michigan Gator cant get Walt to keep the party going (#82), nobody can. Though, I will be amused at further attempts, all the same.

7. Miami Vice. Empty Nest. Golden Girls. Nip/Tuck. Florida’s rolling in television shows. Tennessee couldn’t even get fucking Evening Shade over for a few roadtrip episodes.

You forgot Burn Notice. Ignore Bruce Campbell at your own risk.

A plague on BOTH your redneck houses … well, besides, the already existing ones, which include: teeth that make English dentistry look advanced; medication that comes in pill, caplet, and deep-fried doses; women with skin that make what’s left of King Tut’s face feel as soft as Beano Cook’s fifth chin; a penchant for ass-to-mouth incestual sex that makes your breath stink and your brains rot alongside your prostates; and fan-bases that routinely get out-scored on the SAT’s by the imaginary friends of some of Jerry’s Kids.

We would like to point out that the above comment from Sherlock comes from an IP address in Stillwater, OK.

And I thought I was a dumb fuck. Thank you, Walt!

Almost, but not quite, #89.

-100 cocktails for lack of originality & actually not naming yourself. Nicely done.

Jorgé, don’t sell yourself short. You’re a tremendously dumb fuck.

For the record, The “boys from Fla” is gay but it is sung only once versus elevendybillion for RT. Victory UF.

Do not define all of Fla as the area between Otown and Miami. Because that area sucks like no other.

Oh yeah Walt is a tool. Maybe Orson can put a 19 year old minimum to comment.

Consider my previous question revoked. I’m somehow . . . vaguely annoyed someone stole my name for a post. It’s like being in elementary school again. Are you simply without your list of “yo mama” jokes and that’s the absolute best you could do? I mean come on, man up and use your name. You could even try and do one of those where you write:

- That 5.0 Guy

And then your name. I’d be cool with that. Otherwise . . . pretty weak dude. It’s like adding your name to the oral sex entry on wikipedia or editing your own page to make yourself sound more amazing than you already are.

I do believe we have a new definition for “suck” :

South “we’ve been playing football for 11 years” Florida – 26
AUBURN “NOW what do I do with all this toliet paper” U – 23

(Home team in CAPS)

Orson – i appreciate you pointing that out, and while my natural instinct in this situation is to pat the head of our “special” step-brethren in stillwater and say “now, now, let’s not do that,” i can’t this time b/c, well, b/c i’m just a sucker for ass-to-mouth jokes – seriously, i can’t look at a texass a&m helmet without giggling like a schoolgirl

besides, his immaculate spelling clearly shows that he’s an english prof, and like ass-to-mouth jokes, i have a soft spot for english profs at aggie schools – it’s kinda like being the offensive coordinator at mississippi state – you know they have no use for you, but yet you find the strength to get up every morning and go to work

Come back Walt! Bull-in-the-ring was just getting fun.

Glad to know someone missed me, by the way i am a tennessee fan and a FSU fan, I’ll even pull for the U from time to time, But i’ll always be a gatorhater!!

ELEVENTY BAJILLION COCKTAILS to you for this fine post.

FUCK TENNESSEE like nothing could ever possibly be fucked.

I see there is a buckeye fan in the house, the only time i was glad to see the gators kick ass, was against the buckeyes.

#84

UA/UF fans join forces against au/fsu?

Not just yes, but HELLLLL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a slightly different vein – let’s say fillup foolmer and timmy teletubby were on fire and you only had enough water to put one of them out, what would you do?

(a) Water your grass;
(b) Water your horse;
© poor half of your water on each;
(d) turns out you don’t have time for that shit

Where’s all the UGA bulldog fans when you need one, if only to beat the hell out of them! by the way, tzubear is easily amused i’m sure!

Now, see, 5.0 guy, I just thought that you were making fun of Walt in the butt post. Your glory overshadows mere words on a page. ;)

OhioDawg, where did you go, did you get your feelings hurt? Did’nt want you humping my leg anyway!! GO LAY DOWN!!

Jeez, everyone is really restless and it’s only Tuesday. There could be rioting in the streets if the release of college football doesn’t occur soon.

I’ll let you guys in the swamp think up some good stuff for later, i’m working on a dragster and i’ve gotta go! Good shootin the shit with you peckerheads though!!

As an unbiased neutral observer, I submit:

Florida has Miami, Noo Yawkuhs, and humidity.

Tennessee has Fulmer, who not only coaches football at UT but basketball at LSU. Their fans also like to yell “woooo” Ric Flair-style during the fight song.

So until Miami is carved out of Florida and given to the highest bidding Latin American country, Tennessee gets my vote.

@79 and 69

The Purple Church on Mount Moriah aka Platinum Plus was easilty the best strip club in the South. RIP.

Very astute Orson—I’m here in Oklahoma doing missionary work as a teacher at OkieState, educating the toothless half-wits that inhabit this region how not to squander their god-given right to be better than residents of Tennessee and Florida. No small task, to be sure: witness post 115, in which an Okie assumes that anyone who can spell automatically qualifies as an English Professor.

Oh, and, science has recently confirmed that the genetic spawn of incestuous ass-to-mouth sex by denizens of Florida and Tennessee is indeed an Okie who roots for Notre Dame. Well, that, or the slightly less mongoloid half-cousin, the Sooner fan.

Orson… are you posing as Walt? This is is absolutely genius on your part if so… as to raise the rage and hate for all things TN during this most glorious week.

all this talk of southern strip clubs reminds me of the 04 orange bowl – had some friends who drove down to miami and stopped at some all-night, all-nude place for breakfast

according to my buddies, even the waitresses were fully nude, and by 4am, the talent was pretty much gone – so this waitress brings my buddy his bacon and eggs, and as she’s dropping it off, he’s eye-level with her dangling beef curtains – his (alleged) response was “thanks, but i don’t remember ordering an arby’s roast beef and cheddar with my breakfast”

Walt #117:

Spoken like someone who has never seen the inside of a college classroom.

While I hate The University of Tennessee with all my heart, the state has produced 5 people I really dig or dug:

1. Both of the Allman Brothers
2. Isaac Hayes
3. Quentin Tarantino
4. Reggie White

Piss on the rest of them.

Walt,

you have no idea how easily amused I am. Now come sit on my lap and we can talk about the “F” on Floridas helmet. I’ll try not to be too skeezy.

Orson- if you are posing as Walt that would be genius. Fuck it ! Lie to me even if its not you.

As VandyJ stated, “I saw 10,000 UT fans kvelling at the thought of taking public transportation through Oakland at night to get back to the hotel.” I wish I would have been back in my homestate to have seen that and given Vol fans wrong directions to send them to the Castro or end up working in a sweatshop in Chinatown.

Because of Fat Fulmer I feared for the safety of my home state especially since Memorial stadium is on a fault line.
I love Jack Daniel’s but because Fulmer is really fat and has the face of a saddle bag that has been left out in the north Texas heat I say, “GO GATORS!”

128 – considering your fascination with incest and ass-to-mouth, i’m shocked you couldn’t get a better teaching gig than OSU – but then again, it seems to fit you well

When Walt said he was a Miami fan (#117) it all started making sense.

Not to take away from the binge drinking of hatorade we have going on here but:

21. No one does cancer like we do. Especially skin cancer. And cockroaches. In fact, the mayor of Apopka, Florida was at one time a huge, talking tumor who rode a tremendous Palmetto bug around on his daily rounds. Charismatic. Great with reforming local zoning laws. Helluva golfer, he was.

That is the funniest fuckin’ thing ive read all day. Thank you sir.

1. Yes, sir. Almost as dumb as your shitty blog.

Notre Dame offered, but I’m not into kids.

all pre teens it is time for bed

Damn it Jorgé, that blog eats up at least 45 minutes a week…well, for the last two…and you have to go and call it shitty. It hurts, down deep…where I’m soft, like a woman.

Hmm, I’m viewing the lack of a response from Orson about whether or not he’s actually Walt as highly suspicious.

Orson, if you’re the real poster behind “Walt,” I’d love to see a whole post from UT/FSU/Da U fan “Walt” about the Tennessee game. This could surpass the Subcommandante Buckeye series for laughs.

Tennessee fans don’t hate Florida, we just think they suck ass as a football team, and we will drain the swamp this year, i remember when florida could’nt fight their way out of a wet paper bag. UT 35-14 over the gaytors.

I enjoy having sex with PW. However, I did not have sex with him on that fateful night 15 years ago when Walt was conceived. No, that night it was a homeless gentleman, hence Walt’s learning disability.

What?! Damn your cheatin’ ass!

Walt is Subcommandante Wayne’s “less bitchin” younger cousin.

PeteJayhawk, I graduated college, i’m sure you did’nt , I don’t blame you for posting here, i saw your stupid ass web site, did you get tired of playing with yourself? What rock did you crawl out from under?

I’m not your DADDY you little bastards, leave me alone, I don’t have sex with prostitutes. You can call me DADDY if it makes you feel better!! You Gaytors take things so personal!! BIG

Orson, you have outdone yourself. I laughed, I cried, I swelled with pride. Best.post.ever.gogators.

(In theory? The gator tacos at the stand in Ybor are darn near life-changing. Um, when you’re drunk and stuff.)

By God I am a Alabama fan, and I effin hate Tennessee. Do we have to remind everyone that “Deliverance” was filmed in Tennessee, and the only actors in the movie were Burt Reynolds, and the other guys in the canoes. “Boy you got a purdee mouth!”The “locals” were real Tn people, and the mongoloid playing the banjo isnt retarted, he just looks like every other Tennessee fan, plus the ones that started dancing around when he was pickin Dueling Banjo’s. The deleted scenes from the DVD had them playing Rocky Top and the bass was supplied by a fat chick blowing in a whisky jug.
Damn Hee Haw was filmed in Tennessee. Only thing good from Tennessee is Dolly Partons tits in Dollywood.

The best thing the state of Florida has produced:

Lynyrd Fycking Skyny rd.

Tennesse:

Inbred Midget Porn that you have to order via pigeon since they dont have that dayum thang called tha’
intronet…….daddy get off of me your squashing muh cigarettes….(overheard on any given night @ any 12 yr old girls trailer home outside Neyland Stadium.)

BTW, Orson did you get that film clip from my church?
Or did you get that from a Tennessee 1st Baptist Holy Lutheran Trinity Snake Handlers Union Local 39 Jean Skirts of the Armageddon Hellfire Non- Denominational Ecumenical Ministries? Its located behind a biker bar in downtown Memphis. Religion in Tennessee is almost like a real religion, like football.

Holy hell – this is true hate. I’m with you, Gator.

Orlando = Pigeon Forge, on crack.

I’m not sure which state I’m slandering on this.

#13

Yuengling’s homebase is actually Pottsville, PA. So, it is the official brew of zombie coaches nationwide.

Now, please get off JoePa’s lawn.

I attribute the cult-snake handlers to consumption of that crap they call sour mash whiskey.
Everybody know that bourbon, America’s Spirit, is born not in the hills of Tennessee, but in the Bluegrass State. However, both are distilled by hillbillies.

Oh yea, Tennessee sucks.

May I point out that this list was written by a guy from Tennessee who now lives in Atlanta, who happened to go to school at UF.

Not sure what that means exactly. Just sayin’.

@130 – You ate at Cafe’ Risque.

UT week?

We’re makin’ SANDWICHES!

Gaytor tastes like chicken!!

#132

Allman Brothers were born in TN and moved to Florida when they were toddlers.

Florida: Allman Brothers (they were formed in Jacksonville)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Lynrd Skynrd

TN: every country artist from the last 100 years (could be seen as a positive and a negative)

Florida however, loses a bit of ground to Tenn. for being the home of Limp Bizkit

#132

Allman Brothers were born in TN and moved to Florida when they were toddlers.

Florida: Allman Brothers (they were formed in Jacksonville)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Lynrd Skynrd

TN: every country artist from the last 100 years (could be seen as a positive and a negative)

Florida however, loses a bit of ground to Tenn. for being the home of Limp Bizkit

oh yes, and I hope Florida face fucks those toothless inbred asshats from Knoxville…

Sad to say, but a lot of Deliverance was filmed on the Chattooga River, which forms part of the border between GA and SC. The locals in the movie were all Dawg fans.

I have "Deliverance" on DVD, me and my sister and our 3 kids watch it all the time, then i make my sissy Squel like the pig that she is!! Keepin it in the family!!

Dawg fans are only allowed to monitor EDSBS until our Daddy, Orson, tells us differently.

TCON, swap you Fort Lauderdale for wherever you are in Georgia.

I’m have not seen any predictions from the florida faithful, come on guys let’s hear a score.GIT-R-DONE

This site must be only pro-florida, you guys can’t handle the truth. can you?

Quit biting my rhymes and hijacking my screenname.
Only one squealing like a pig is gonna be yo momma after we “break out the Gimp” and get all medevil on her ass.
Word to ya mutha, now lets get outta here.

here is a prediction-

Tim Tebow 34

Inbred Pig Fuckers 12

Is it OK to do a little bashing on those war eagles, don’t want to be out of bounds here!

The state of florida seems to heave a hard time with the BIG ORANGE when it really counts, like the 86 Sugar Bowl when we took it to the U, and again in the 98 Feista Bowl with FSU. UF will take a ass whoopin like the rest, and you know this!

I would not be telling something about my momma and a chimp, but maybe thats the way you mack down there, and you call us hillbillys, The chimp thing answers the WHO’S YOUR DADDY thing. GIT-R-DONE

Pardon my testiness, fellows. I’ve got quite the neck cramp from hoisting my legs above myself in an attempt to perform autofellatio.

One would think that my fantasies of Gino Torretta would give me the extra “something” to complete the job, but sadly, they have not. Perhaps I shall endeavor to find those photographs of young Miss Bowden for a pick-me-up for my John Collins.

Jolly day, chaps!

I know you are all secretly singing ROCKY TOP, if nothing else in your mind, we know it’s in your heart. GO BIG ORANGE!!

Why Tennessee is better:

- Tennessee is the Volunteer state because Tennesseans are 1,000 times braver than people from other states. During the War of 1812, a Tennessean named Andrew Jackson volunteered himself and his troops to defend the city of New Orleans from British troops; in a battle that didnt even matter! The war had been over for several days! Just imagine if Hurricane Katrina had tried to take on Jackson?

- Thousands of Tennesseans fought in the Revolutionary War and Tennessee wasn’t even a state or a colony!

-We founded and stole Texas from Mexico!

-During the Mexican-American war, President James K. Polk (a Tennessean) needed 3,000 men to volunteer to fight. 30,000 Tennesseans stepped up to fight and crushed Mexico. In fact, Mexico was beaten so badly they gave the United States: California, Nevada, Utah and parts of Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, and Wyoming. Just imagine if Tennessee was responsible for boarder control? The United States would be annexing Cancun and Mexico City in the next three weeks!

-We invented Rock and Roll.

- During World War I, Alvin York killed 32 Germans and captured 132 others, ALL BY HIMSELF!

-More Famous Tennesseans:

Eddy Arnold singer, Henderson
Chet Atkins guitarist, Lutrell
Hattie Caraway first elected woman senator, Bakerville
Davy Crockett frontiersman, Green City
Jack Curtis screenwriter, Stony Creek
David G. Farragut first American admiral, Knoxville
Lester Flatt bluegrass musician, Overton Cty
Tennessee Ernie Ford singer, Bristol
Morgan Freeman actor, Memphis
Abe Fortas jurist, Memphis
Aretha Franklin singer, Memphis
Nikki Giovanni poet, Knoxville
Albert Gore Jr. U.S. vice president, Washington, D.C.
Isaac Hayes composer, Covington
Benjamin L. Hooks civil rights activist, Memphis
Cordell Hull secretary of state, Overton Cty
Dolly Parton singer, Sevierville
Minnie Pearl singer, comedienne, Centerville
Elvis Aaron Presley singer/King of Rock and Roll (born in Mississippi, but they are too scared to claim him, knowing that Tennessee could invade at any moment), Memphis
Grantland Rice sportswriter, Murfreesboro
Carl Rowan journalist, Ravenscraft
Wilma Rudolph runner, St. Bethlehem
Sequoia Cherokee scholar, educator
Cybil Shepherd actress, Memphis
Dinah Shore actress, singer, Winchester
Pat Summitt winningest basketball coach ever, Clarksville
Tina Turner singer, Brownsville
Reggie White professional football player, Chattanooga
Al Wilson professional football player/ folk hero, Jessie Palmer’s daddy! Jackson
Alvin York World War I hero, Pall Mall

(I am sure there a many more, but this is getting long)

 
-Tennessee became the thirty-sixth and clinching state to ratify the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which allowed women the right to vote.

-During Japans attack on Pearl Harbor, the USS Tennessee was sunk. The US government realized that a massive weapon was needed to even the score. The Germans, still feeling the affects of one Tennessean, knew better than to send spies to Tennessee. The government was aware of this, and began production of the atomic bomb in Oak Ridge. When word spread about what was going on, Germany quickly surrendered. Japan, not taking the hint, found out, twice, what happens when you mess with Tennessee.

-We have a football stadium that is so large; on game days it becomes the fifth largest city in the state!

I’m not from Memphis, I’m from Tupelo, MS. And I invented Rock and Roll.

did I catch an Al Gore and Tina Turner somewhere in there?

Smitty, that was cool, the gaytors are trying to think of something cool they have done, we may not get a response. I do enjoy their women when i’m there, the ladies say they don’t have any men there, only little boys! The ladies are suckers for the BIG ORANGE!!

Does Al Gore and Tina Turner do something for you?, that would explain why the ladies want some BIG ORANGE!!

1. 173 was so cool, whoever the polesmoker was, why not leave your name, matter of fact, stay in the closet, we don’t need any more gaytor fans. thanks anyway!

Ah yes, the comma: the universal punctuation mark.

That was hurtful # 180,,,,, not the punctuation jab!! How did you get brave enough to come out of the closet?

I keep asking who here is gay because I am looking for a date. My wrist is broken and my cousins are all in prison.

Hey, Walt, what’s wrong with bring gay? Please explain to me why you think you’re insulting UF fans by calling us gay.

Everybody knows i’m gay, they don’t call us gaytors for nothing, I wish i was on ole Rocky top. they call me picklesmoocher or just PW.

CON, you are right, i should not insult you because you’re gay; just because the gaytors suck!

Really, Walt? Then how do you explain last year’s national championship victory?

But you still didn’t explain why being gay is a bad thing. Seriously, I want to know why you use the term “gaytors” and continue to imply that all the other posters here are gay.

#175
we dont need all that cut and pasted wikipedia crap.
Just realize all that info is wasted on this one fact:
Florida is the 2007 NCAA champs, in basketball and football. Period. Unless your bringing all those people with you, dead or alive, your gonna need ’em come Saturday. Can Tennessee be sold to Mexico since half their population of Mexico lives in your local Tennessee Walmart on the 1st and 15th of every month? The only thing you Volunteered for is an ass whooping of an epic scale.

CON, I never said other posters are gay, I only made fun of the Gaytors being gay, but you are right i should have just said Florida sucks and been done with it. The victory over a crappy buckeye team is not much to boast over, Appalachian State could have done that. Thanks for putting it all in perspective.Anyway, Tennessee will kick GAYTOR ass! You will see on Saturday.GIT-R-DONE

MR PECKER PANTS, you mean you will be eatin our ASS

He really doesn’t know where he is, does he? Walt, you just keep posting as much as you like here. Hundreds of comments. You go right ahead.

Where are you gonna be tailgating on Sat, Orson?

I trust showing up in EDSBS gear will earn one a free brewski, no?

(Then showing up in same gear w/ baseball cap and fake mustache will earn another.)

Thanks Swindle i was starting to feel hated outside our friendly rivalry, you guys don’t have to get all mad about the GAYTOR comments. just havin fun, you guys are secretly BIG ORANGE FANS, i know it!

Nicely done. You’d have to adjust the spring on an AR-15 to make it fully automatic, however. Filing down the firing pin wouldn’t cut it.

Walt,

To quote Chris Rock in reference to the Ten-Fla game:

“So you tha smarty art n*&^&&? Lemme ask you this,
can ya kick Florida’s azz? "
Lord please let Phil Fulmer die, I pray we will actually feed him to a live gator if he loses, or cover him in mayo and let Charlie Weiss chase after him in a dark locker room with no windows or doors. Amen.

Lets put some wagers on this game:
 Florida wins:
Walt has to send phone pics of his genitalia to ESPN til he gets hired or arrested.
Tennessee wins:
 Orson has to shave Fulmers legs and give him a bikini wax so he can wear a speedo to cover up his C-section scar.

Idon’t think ESPN is ready for the BIG RED MATERHEAD, you don’t have much leverage with the Fulmer thing, i don’t like his fat ass either, we are thinking of bringing back Majors, hell i may coach them myself. Is Ron Zook doing anything? GO VOLS

Hey Walt, you do realize that this blog has different threads, right? I’d be interested to see your insightful commentary on other topics.

Just go to edsbs.com and check ’em out.

TCOAN,

Being gay is an irrational choice because women just look too damn good ; ) hence the Gaytors are just too damn irrational to be good at anything, excluding the two BB championships and the one in FB.

Congrats on at least 2 Bea Arthur references (well, Golden Girls and Bea Arthur) in one post.

You will all be shocked when you see who i am saturday, you never seen this one comin! Can’t believe you stupid sombitches have not figured this one out, i am disappointed! think harder CODHEAD**

Swindle keep your eyes on the prize, you are gonna buy all my beer, g-money also!

Tzubear-

Now that’s a convincing argument. Not one that I buy, but a good one nonetheless.

Okay… I’m ready for reasons 27-50… I’m far too calm this morning and need some hate fuel!