Comments on: TENNESSEE HATE WEEK BEGINS: TORTURE, MFER

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:57:08 +0000

I will make you Steve Spurrier’s lesbian golf visor…while he’s wearing nothing else.

By: Extra P.

Extra P. — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:10:55 +0000

Dammit people, all chaps are assless. THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM CHAPS! Still, since we’re talking about Holly wearing them, I appreciate that we need t�P��ke the language iron-clad.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:47:24 +0000

Re #76: The rest of the week, of course, Corso’s head resides in his own rectum. He’s an idiot.

By: demGators

demGators — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:06:14 +0000

You can’t spell Citrus without UT — click clack

By: Slims

Slims — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:34:14 +0000

I will turn you into an engineering specialist for a College Station bonfire.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:49:23 +0000

I will turn you into a college-mascot head and place you on the gameday set 8 hours before the show starts, forcing you to agonize over Lee Corso’s head arriving in your rectum.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:41:14 +0000

TCOAN: Be Careful Dept:

Have not seen such level of flirting (Orson and Holly) since 7th grade.

By: Beergut

Beergut — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:34:17 +0000

I will make you play defense for Mike Leach.

I will make you into a cooler, and leave you at an Ohio State tailgate.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:30:16 +0000

That was goddamn awesome. Thanks so much for introducing “dick mitten” to my life.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:38:26 +0000

I will force you to buy all the clothing for the rest of your life from Nick Saban’s Gray Suit Warehouse. And he won’t have the time to fit you properly.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:28:24 +0000

I’ll make you earn your punting scholarship on a Hal Mumme team.

By: hailstate

hailstate — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:07:19 +0000

Orson: So? Call me when a 1st team QB doesn’t look bad against the LSU defense.

The only reason Henig was still in that game in the 2nd half was the lack of a capable back up. Any other team would’ve pulling him after pick #4.

By: sb

sb — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:57:05 +0000

“dick mitten”…still drying coffee out of my keyboard, dammit.

And the Golden Corrals in northeast Florida are being re-named “Golden Trough” in an effort to enhance truth in advertising.

And, and, yes, the School of Journalism at the University of Florida is in Weimer Hall…very attractive coeds, but I didn’t run into any that were unintelligent…just naive on occasion, which can increase attractiveness…

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:55:37 +0000

Careful, Palouse– Ms. Amanpour is on Orson’s list of five.

By: Palouse

Palouse — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:44:48 +0000

I will strap you in Clockwork Orange-style and force you to watch Christine Amanpour specials every Saturday.