SEAN GLENNON IS NAUSEATED.

by Orson on Sep 10, 2007 3:28 PM EDT

...and so is his friend. Again, athletic directors of the world, please continue to NOT look at Facebook. Sean Glennon had a very, very rough night against LSU, getting pulled in the first half after Glenn Dorsey et. al chased him until he was sick.

If Glennon felt like puking afterwards, we guess he can handle it, as he demonstrates proper form in how to clear out the old upper alimentary canal in the photo below. (And that's what he's doing--fingers down throat, not a gun, and don't even get sanctimonious about a possible association with Virginia Tech, guns, blah blah blah. Girl's hurling, he's putting fingers down throat. End of story and save the emails.)

Pretty much how one should feel after getting hit by the LSU defense.

Glennon is 21, so he's entitled to get as soused as he likes, especially on spring break, the only thing that could explain a tan like that--your skin will only turn that color when alcohol meets sunlight through the medium of your flesh. (HT: Josh.)

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Also how one should feel when he loses his starting job to the heralded freshman QB that everyone’s crazy about.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions

The other spring break giveaway is the wristbands given out at all the shitty spring break hotspots (Padre, Cancun, etc).

by PeteJayhawk on Sep 10, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions

I can only assume he came at her from behind shortly after this picture was taken. If you can time the orgasm to a dry heave it feels divine.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 10, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

Damn that bitch is orange.

by LSUJoshua on Sep 10, 2007 3:41 PM EDT reply actions

- That’s awesome.

by The Last Dragon on Sep 10, 2007 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

This photo isn’t on Glennon’s profile, but he does have a whole set of pics devoted to his dog.

by the programme on Sep 10, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Not shown in the picture: 2 Minnesota Gophers busting nuts on the chick’s back.

by Derrick in SD on Sep 10, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

Personally, I stay away from the drunk chick throwing up. Nothing good can come from that situation, nothing. Unless it’s the girlfriend. Then you can get mad as hell and hold it over her for a couple days, even though she’s only done it once in three years and you’ve done it twice in the past month.

by Edsall is God on Sep 10, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t think of a way to tie this picture into a snarky joke about how badly Glennon sucks, but he still sucks.

Although I’d guess he will now drop out of the running for “America’s Shakiest Starting Quarterback.” Looks like it’s Drew Weatherford’s to lose.

by PW on Sep 10, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

#7,

Please. Only 1 Gopher was doing that. Another one was holding the boom mike, another was working the lighting, and a 3rd running a camera.

by Brewster Crew on Sep 10, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions

- true, true.

However, pitiful citizens, my eye was trained on the fact that the toilet top is off, meaning something else is going on besides just some good ole’ fashioned tequila shooting.

by Brian on Sep 10, 2007 3:55 PM EDT reply actions

What, black athletes like to emulate rappers? What, white quarterbacks like to party with hot chicks? What, twenty-year olds write stupid shit on their myspace pages?

I’m getting a little tired of fanboys trolling myspace/facebook for incriminating photos of prominent college athletes.
I’m surprised someone hasn’t created a blog dedicated to trolling for mildly amusing pictures of college football players.

by hailstate on Sep 10, 2007 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

Matthew Stafford is jealous. John David Booty is getting nervous. Michael Henig is not vindicated, but at least he can sleep better at night.

And The Orgeron will use a 270-pound catfish to defend against LUS.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 10, 2007 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

She must’ve just seen his highlight film from the 2nd Half of the Peach Bowl.

by PW on Sep 10, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

#12

i thought i was on that site.

where does a virginia tech go for spring break?? padre?? panama city?? myrtle beach???

by gerry dorsey on Sep 10, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

On the subject of ACC quarterbacks, a shocking statistic: UNC freshman QB T.J. Yates has the highest passing efficiency in the ACC. Seriously.

The downside, of course, is that the Heels’ defense couldn’t stop ECU’s Patrick Pinkney on Saturday (406 yards, 3 TDs). But at least Yates will keep us in ball games this year.

by DigitalHeadbutt on Sep 10, 2007 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

Sure Signs You’re in the Right Club to Get Drunk Booty:
1.) Gray a-shirts are appropriate attire
2.) The toilet doesn’t flush unless you take off the lid and jiggle the handle
3.) Girls are puking in the bathroom
4.) Dudes are in the girls bathroom taking pictures of it (or, girls are so drunk that they puke in the guys bathroom)
5.) Girls aren’t just puking a little to get back into the action, they’re camped out over the porcelain pothole

by Damon on Sep 10, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions

If Saturday night’s performance is any indication, he put it in 10 times but only sealed the transaction twice.

Either that, or he came at her but accidentally got it stuck in the toilet-paper dispenser instead.

by Doug on Sep 10, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions

I know it’s supposed to be the ol’ finger in the throat trick, but given all VT has gone through… would it kill Glennon to not make a gun-like gesture when being photographed?

At least don’t stick out the thumb, that way there’s no confusion.

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Sep 10, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

18 – I think there’s a 50% chance he’d stumble and crack his head on the toilet while trying to drop trau.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 10, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions

I was on Spring break with (aka saw the kid wherever we went on that piss poor ’lil speck of sand) Charlie Whitehurst a couple years ago in the Bahamas. I believe his starting center was runner up to a kindergarten teacher in a wet t-shirt contest. Well played sir, well played.

by Brian on Sep 10, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions