Comments on: JOE PATERNO’S NEVER HEARD OF YOU

By: HFS

HFS — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:03:21 +0000

PPS, yes I know PSU was the 11th team.

Brian, that’s what made it just that much funnier.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:44:10 +0000

It’s porn… with tentacles.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:41:09 +0000

They show M*A*S*H on the hallmark channel. Not that I would know, but if I did (big “IF”), it would be on at 5 weekdays and sometimes on weekends.

Since I’m afraid that whatever I pull up on google is NSFW, would someone please tell me what tentacle porn is. I may forget to look it up once I’m home.

By: Go Blue, Eh!

Go Blue, Eh! — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:33:23 +0000

“And for Thanksgiving we had walking bird stuffed with candied yams and gunpowder.”

By: SeaTrojan

SeaTrojan — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:52:02 +0000

I’m guessing he also hasn’t heard of “Depends”.

By: Mosby

Mosby — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:32:08 +0000

And it’s not how you play, it’s the final score
They don’t show M*A*S*H* on the tube anymore

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin’ and your head hurts
There’s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

By: tOSU_radar

tOSU_radar — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:21:53 +0000

@28 – I nearly spit my lunch on my monitor. Viva la Simpsons!!

By: goplayIMbrother

goplayIMbrother — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:19:35 +0000

Search google for “tentacle porn” = 1,400,000 hits.

By: JayTiger

JayTiger — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:15:34 +0000

#18, #19 – Ah, Simpsons, the Great Uniter. Anything that can bring Bama and Auburn fans to agreement is truly remarkable.

By: Confused

Confused — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:36:11 +0000

Um, what is tentacle porn?

By: Jmuthaf'nT

Jmuthaf'nT — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:24:57 +0000

I want some puhddinggg

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:10:24 +0000

Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Michigan ’til the cows came home! Bo Schembechler spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:07:10 +0000

From PoePa’s unpublished memoirs:
Dear Mr. Delany, There are too many schools in the Big Ten nowadays. Please eliminate one.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

PPS, yes I know PSU was the 11th team.

By: JohnInHuntsville

JohnInHuntsville — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:06:23 +0000

Parliament Funkadelic is going to sear Joey’s cranium.

By: Jmuthaf'nT

Jmuthaf'nT — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:44:39 +0000

what is this tel-e-vision you speak of?