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FACEBOOK ADVENTURES, CONT'D: ARIAN FOSTER

This? Slightly liberal.

Marques Slocum laughs at how meek your Facebook entry is, Arian Foster. First, you describe yourself as "into women" and "very liberal." This makes sense as you're from California, though you could be referring to your willingness to take two, three, or even four to bed at a time if necessary, or maybe your dong bends way to the left, which is cool because some chicks like their torpedoes twisted, dude. If that's how we're determining politics, we're a Clinton Blair type ourselves--slightly to the left when we're, um...standing at the podium.

We are impressed with the reading list, though, and the group listing--we're sending a join request to "TENNESSEE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET BRENT SCHAEFFER GO." (So are most Ole Miss fans and Ed Orgeron after watching what they saw last year.) He's also lists himself as his own employer and The Lion King as his favorite movie.

Click below to see the profile. Again, he's no Marques Slocum, but his profile is cool enough to makes us want to hang out with him--especially if we get to roll with the "Gibbs Hall N****z."

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I’m totally going to poke him.

by lawya1 on Sep 6, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Feeble compared to Slocum! A fuck kitten…sorry mgoblog.

by OhioDawg on Sep 6, 2007 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Peter Pan?

Do you even joke about that?

by crimson daddy on Sep 6, 2007 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to hang out with this kid, so long as he doesn’t try to make me watch Martin.

by jebushchrist on Sep 6, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Interests: Money and… wait. What? Philosophy?

On another note, good stuff here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=rules/070905

by Katy on Sep 6, 2007 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he studied philosophy and musicology, but not vibe-ology????

by gerry dorsey on Sep 6, 2007 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Green Eggs and Ham FTW! I love this kid.

by Holly on Sep 6, 2007 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

To Hell with Peter Pan…

Green Eggs and Ham? And The Dictionary?

Does he need the latter to read the former????

by Whitey on Sep 6, 2007 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing about his fuck ocelot?

by Steve in Houston on Sep 6, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Feeble compared to Slocum!

Well, one of Foster’s favorite books is the dictionary; that probably has a lot to do with it.

by Doug on Sep 6, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“The Lion King”?

Fuck Disney.

by Dr. StrangeCock on Sep 6, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Pardon me if I opt not to “bite this chump.”

by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 6, 2007 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If I were an AD at a D-1 school, I would hire someone whose job would be to friend all of the revenue sport athletes, and monitor their profiles in an effort to prevent bad stuff like the credit card fraud at Iowa, or even just embarrassing stuff like the Fuck Lion from showing up on the internets. Where I work, I pointed out to a friend who works for the athletic tutoring office that it might not be so awesome for the school to have some of our guys in a group that celebrated their fondness for the Canadian ballet. It is fun for the rest of us when stuff like this turns up, but it seems like an area of potential concern it would be pretty easy for a school to control.

by Fesser on Sep 6, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

G, G, G, GANG Signs!

by tex on Sep 6, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I call shenanigans, no black guy or girl likes “Friends”.

by Unhappy Monkey on Sep 6, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

“Employer: i own myself”

Is he saying he’s the master of his own domain? That’s slightly liberal in a Paul Reubens sort of way.

by Geaux Irish on Sep 6, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Favorite Candy Bar:
Butterfingers (see 2006 Outback Bowl you fucking tard)

Love
BitterVolFan

by MeytonPanning on Sep 6, 2007 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he took my job… im the master of the universe. fuckin asshole

by the truth on Sep 6, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

#13, If a Fuck Lion is embarrassing, I renounce my dignity.

by hoopinion on Sep 6, 2007 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Politics = Liberal,
Activities = Natta (ie LIberal),
Interest = Money ???
Perhaps he can philosophy as to how you can be liberal and have an interest in money….unless, of course, it’s to give it away…..Ahhh to be 21 and stupid again.

by TG on Sep 6, 2007 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Woooow, 21-14 Louisville over, uh, um, Middle Tennessee State? Is this the Louisville by which I’m supposed to be deeply impressed?

by Erik on Sep 6, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

We’ve entered “Xbox football” territory in that Louisville game… 31-28 Louisville with… 10 minutes to go in the 1st half.

by PAKND'00 on Sep 6, 2007 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit. It’s like a college basketball game.

by Erik on Sep 6, 2007 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/sports/5114641.html

App State is now able to make the AP Poll Top 25. Thoughts?

by FormerlyAnonymous on Sep 6, 2007 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok,
Louisville is not allowed in any poll next week. They must be dropped from the Top 25. I know Michigan looked bad, but its 35-38 at half. Imagine if they played anyone with a D. Even if they end up winning 60-35, they must drop on principle alone.

by bhors on Sep 6, 2007 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t stop watching this game.

by Rob on Sep 6, 2007 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Louisville’s D is just fucking horrible.

by razorblazer on Sep 6, 2007 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

You can now add all of the voters in the Master Coaches Survey as Facebook friends too. If you ever wanted to poke Vince Dooley, Pat Dye, Gene Stallings, or Tom Osborne, here’s your chance.

http://mcspoll.com/coaches.htm

by Year2-Dave on Sep 6, 2007 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GO BEARCATS!!!

by OhioDawg on Sep 7, 2007 7:25 AM EDT reply actions  

According to Lou Holthh last night,
-Jimmy Clausen had “SHOULDER surgery on his ELBOW”
-Notre Dame still has a chance.
-Lou will be pushing ND for the MNC in 08. That is if nobody realizes he is already dead.

by King Harvest on Sep 7, 2007 7:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I wanna kick whoever put l’ville in the top 10, in the throat

by Jmuthaf'nT on Sep 7, 2007 8:33 AM EDT reply actions  

No one is going to address the fact that his parents named a black kid “Arian”?

by GamecockTony on Sep 7, 2007 9:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Musicology??? Yeaaaaa, THAT’s real.

by Brian on Sep 7, 2007 9:24 AM EDT reply actions  

#20-

Of course liberals are interested in money. Other people’s money.

by Mr. Wrong on Sep 7, 2007 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. - nice catch!
    Fuck dat spider!

by Out of Conference on Sep 7, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Green Eggs and Ham came on the recommendation of Fat Phil. But he meant as a meal, not the book.

by The Last Dragon on Sep 7, 2007 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else find it funny his name is Arian (Aryan) ?

by Upstate Underdog on Sep 7, 2007 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if he sobbed as dearly as i did when Monica left Chandler…or whatever the fuck happened on THE WHITEST SHOW ON TV. Friends?

I got a fuck lion now fuck wit me.

by Mike Honcho on Sep 8, 2007 2:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats my boy fuck yall! You wouldnt dare bark that shit to his face. Its a FACEBOOK. If he wasent a football stud nobody would say shit!

by Jules on Oct 26, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

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