Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 9/6/07

By: Harris

Harris — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:30:56 +0000

Jayson Williams? Eminem? Elton John? Hah, Orson Bean is the downest-ass white cat on the planet. If you can make to Philly in October, you can have my wife’s ticket to see The Roots and Big Daddy Kane (MC Lyte is there too, but nobody cares about that). We’ll eat fried chicken, talk about women with big asses and drink Hypnotiq until we puke.

By: lloyd carr's housecat

lloyd carr's housecat — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:05:28 +0000

“27. You are allowed to start tailgating six hours before kickoff.”

Seriously? When it’s a night game?

By: Uck FESPN

Uck FESPN — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:53:36 +0000

I was the one complaining about the site encouraging people to throw urine. That’s just stupid and irresponsible.

By: John M

John M — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:44:52 +0000

Former Kentucky quarterback Billy Jack Haskins had the best-ever SEC name (in the pre-Jim Bob Cooter era, at least). I have no idea whether Haskins was a redneck ne’er-do-well, but if not, that’s a perfectly good waste of a name.

By: Alan

Alan — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:02:07 +0000

“13a. When using crayons, University of Oregon fans also are exempt from having to color within the lines.”

Hilarious.

Also, regarding the puss trumpeting his own horn for claiming he put Mike Stoops on the hot seat “nearly a month ago” (a whole three bloody weeks… wow. My god, give him a medal and a punch in the face. He’s only 18 months behind everyone in Tucson.

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:50:49 +0000

That must be the funniest thing they’ve run on Page 2 since Hunter suicided. I wouldn’t know, because he was the only reason I looked to the WWL for anything except gameday scores.

By: JoesDeliGatorTail

JoesDeliGatorTail — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:42:45 +0000

#24- I believe that website was created for the Baby Sex Cannon.

By: Devin McCullen

Devin McCullen — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:29:11 +0000

I’m very amused that Big 12 officials are not allowed to comment on possible referee mistakes because of their “sportsmanship policy”. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

By: robert

robert — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:12:15 +0000

@ #24:
Apparently, when he punched the bouncer in the face at Pavlov’s.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:03:37 +0000

OK, OK. I accidentally left my white oxford in Virginia and had to go tie-less to the game on Saturday. The new houndstooth tie wouldn’t exactly go well with my shirt, so I guess I have to forfeit a drink. Dammit.

By: Run Up The Score

Run Up The Score — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:54:19 +0000

Ahhh, hip-hop in the early 90's.

By: fresh

fresh — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:51:27 +0000

so, when does young Blake Mitchell appear on this website?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

By: Palouse

Palouse — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:43:01 +0000

39. Anyone who calls Division I-AA by the new name “Division I Football Championship Subdivision” must receive one punch directly to the throat.

Bravo. That goes for the new name they gave Division I-A too.

By: BovineKid

BovineKid — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:25:31 +0000

I read a few snippets of that Page 2 article yesterday (an uncredited copy and paste job of it, anyway) and determined that rather than funny, it was lame and hackneyed. Apparently, I was not only wrong, but so wrong that my woefully misguided opinion of it was enough to get me banned from an Auburn message board. And since we all know that ESPN hates Auburn, my sin must be egregious indeed for Auburn people to come so vehemently to their defense. I guess I should read the whole thing now.

By: robert

robert — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:12:49 +0000

@ #20:
No, Blake has a career completion percentage over 50%.