THE BEST HEISMAN CAMPAIGN WE'VE SEEN

by Orson on Sep 5, 2007 3:41 PM EDT

A short entry on a day when real life is interfering with things a bit, but you'll pardon our mess as we introduce you to the finest Heisman Campaign we've ever seen: Booties 4 Booty.

Considering that we, as a policy stand, don't give a shit about individual awards, this may seem like an odd acknowledgment. Then again, we care a lot about ass, and about football--any intersection of the two deserves at least an energetic nod in its direction. And given that direction, this campaign's over before it ever started. All the campaign needs now is Booty shirtless holding a baby to sway the female voters, and we're game set match thanks to a sex attack.

As for ESPN? They were already pantsless holding a bottle of champagne at the door for USC and anyone from the team from day one. In fact we can't be sure the first "lady" at Booties for Booty site isn't Joe Schad with painted nails and a really, really good wax job on the back.

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That gets my vote.

by Mr. Wrong on Sep 5, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

A day with the bunda (even if it’s white girl bunda) is always a good day. Huzzah for BOOTY!

by Mike on Sep 5, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

Booty sucks a$$.

Go Cal

by Mike on Sep 5, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

This better not preclude the real bunda…

by Scalz1 on Sep 5, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

Too bad these fine ladies were not around to run Reggie Bush’s Heisman campaign….

by Sabanite on Sep 5, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

What the fuck is wrong with the bottom of her left leg? Please tell me that this is just the shadows playing tricks…

by Michigan Gator on Sep 5, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions

Well played Sabanite, well played.

by Gator03 on Sep 5, 2007 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t know why, but the childish joke…“Booty for Hymen,” was the first thing to pop into my mind.

P.S. #6 Shark Attack

by The Stos on Sep 5, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

Id like to be under center with that fine ass.

by Brian on Sep 5, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

Just as long as Casey Dick supporters don’t go getting any funny ideas….

by Whitey on Sep 5, 2007 4:05 PM EDT reply actions

Just as long as Casey Dick supporters don’t start getting any funny ideas….

by Whitey on Sep 5, 2007 4:05 PM EDT reply actions

We’re really fired up for this website.

by The Humanitarian on Sep 5, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

This is so much better than “Mullets 4 J Leman”.

by Run Up The Score on Sep 5, 2007 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

Dollars to donuts she’s wearing rollerskates!

by PSUrob on Sep 5, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

I’m a rock-solid supporter of this website and its concept.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 5, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

Hopefully they’ll tell Shelley Smith, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

by Raider Red on Sep 5, 2007 4:19 PM EDT reply actions

What are you doing looking at the bottom of her left leg for anyway??

by The Last Dragon on Sep 5, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions

#5: And Jim Bob Cooter.

(Ok, maybe that guy didn’t have a Heisman campaign, but still.)

by Rob on Sep 5, 2007 4:25 PM EDT reply actions

The only downside is that the other blog it links to, heismanpundit, tends to be a dick.

by Dave K. on Sep 5, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

I see you win you Heisemen.

by PW on Sep 5, 2007 4:42 PM EDT reply actions

100 cocktails to whoever came with this ad campaign.

by Heath on Sep 5, 2007 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

Pete Carroll is Jacked-Up Dept:

- The Humanitarian would not say “fired up”, but, “jacked up” about the Booty for Booty website, just like he is jacked up about the rest of the season.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 5, 2007 4:57 PM EDT reply actions

Too bad the SEC is in the homophobic area of the country.

I bet I could get Boi from Troy’s Heisman Vote by using

Soft Gay Porn Category:

Cocks for Cox
Dicks for Dick
Woody’s for Woodson

Hard Gay Porn Category:

Stick it In Flynn (actually, with the , that might fly…)

Extreme Gay Porn Category:
Smelly for Smelley

by NewAZTiger on Sep 5, 2007 5:03 PM EDT reply actions

PS’ed

like the idea tho

by fife in pdx on Sep 5, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions

Is it my perspective, or is her left leg a little…off. All great in the ass area and then you move down [thigh looks good so far] and then…wha…is…wha…

is there loose skin or something? bad photo shopping or…wha…is…huh…wrinkles!

by Turk182 on Sep 5, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions

Borked HTML formatting – should’ve had a link to the LSU Kissing Guys

by NewAZTiger on Sep 5, 2007 5:30 PM EDT reply actions

Half-wooden leg pirate booty style?

by Damon on Sep 5, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions

NewAZ,

“Too bad the SEC is in the homophobic area of the country.”

Too bad for you, maybe.

by RIP Logan Young on Sep 5, 2007 6:59 PM EDT reply actions

Nice.

Eaten any good Sammiches lately?

by NewAZTiger on Sep 5, 2007 7:01 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like they live in the valley. Poor Booty…….

by Simon Kenton on Sep 5, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions

I still think Dick McNutt for Heisman was the best.

by Kris on Sep 5, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions

I gotta go buy some red and yellow body paint…

by Trojan Chica on Sep 5, 2007 7:19 PM EDT reply actions

Even I have time for this shit.

by N.L. Saban on Sep 5, 2007 7:26 PM EDT reply actions

I wielded a strong “Shockers for Shockley” campaign back in my UGA days.

And a hundred cocktails to the Sabanite.

by Warthen on Sep 5, 2007 7:30 PM EDT reply actions

To #25, click on the link to the Booties for Booty page. View the larger image of this fine bunda and you’ll see that the weird left leg is caused by scaling down the larger image.

It’s a shadow, basically.

by EvansHall on Sep 5, 2007 7:33 PM EDT reply actions