That someone out there watching the Va. Tech game, in the midst of all that solemnity and ceremony, that genuine sorrow mixed with the exultation of a community coming together, could still see one tiny gesture, isolate it on video, and combine it with a cheap sound effect…well, we salute you, American Awesomeman. We’ve laughed all morning at this like the giggly schoolgirl we really are underneath all this raw, unadorned, and well-padded sexiness.