NIGHTMARE FUEL, ALABAMA STYLE

Heres more on that guy from a while back http://www.rollcrimsontide.com/Crimson.html

Obviously a daywalker…true fans know to put Bear up front

I want to know but I do not want to ask that guy, even as a Bama fan, but why is “jammer” backwards? Is it a “redrum” thing? What the hell does remmaj mean?

OK maybe I’m stupid, but why is the “Jammer” backwards? And… wait. Is he wearing a…. skirt? Nay – a chino kilt?

Okay, that’s it. SEC fans are fucked up.

Also, I wonder how much it would hurt to get a tattoo on your adam’s apple. Having neither tattoo nor adam’s apple, images of pain are being conjured.

Rammer Lammer. I love it.

Notice the J is incorrect.

Also, Soonerfans has a blast of a thread.

Here’s a better website:

bamasucks.com

War Eagle.

Here’s a better site:

alabamasucksballs.org

War Eagle!

Good thing he shaved his back so you can see the portrait….BTW, was he wearing a kilt, or what?

King Harvest, the Jammer is even worse than that.

The J is backwards compared to the rest of the word, so it really reads Rammer Lammer.

T-Town was rockin’. I saw stranger stuff than that this weekend. . . . Like Alabama breakin’ off something longer than 4 yard run. No more “Darby up the middle.”

And when it comes down to it, that guy doesn’t bother me. I’m glad to know he’s on OUR side, in case the shit ever hits the fan (you know, WWIII, the Second Coming, or Auburn winning a 6th game in a row)

Why is the J in Jammer opposite the direction of the other (backward) letters? Secret ’Bama code?

In contrast, Missouri fans listen TO NPR (seriously, Car Talk is the shizzle) while tailgating.

Not knowing whether to be more repulsed by the Bear tattoo or the thought of a Terri Gross three-way, I opted simply to vomit without further explanation.

I live in Boston and listen to NPR every day.

My Lord, what have I become??

i’m pretty sure this dude is the next statue going up outside of bryant-denny.

Bammer Lammer …oh my effin Gawd

Not having the patience or stomach to read the write-up on him posted by #1, I’m guessing the highlights must be
1. Not an alum of the University of Alabama- nor any other school above 10th grade
2. Believes Jesus inspired him to root for Alabama, or vice versa
3. His vacatioon bible school teacher when he was young looked like Bear and possibly touched him
4. Enjoys attending Bama games because they have that novelty, indoor plumbing, in the stadium and he doesn’t have to see a transmission in the tub everytime he wants to take a shit.
5. Or he attended Harvard Med school and is under cover exploring the life styles of sub-American cultures in poverty stricken, poorly educated locales away from sophisticated aspects of modern metropolitan areas.

Smart money says #5.

Might be a Utili-Kilt. The kind of kilt Batman would wear

http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=46

Wait, did Orson let the auburner.com guys ghost write this one?

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth though. I’ll take even the corniest opportunity to laugh at the unwashed masses that make up the bammer nashun.

Oh, and you can’t tell me Terry wouldn’t be a freak in bed. A body and face like that are built for one thing – getting glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

That is the typical Alabammer fan.

That is, he’s a daywalker.

And I’ll bet he’s got a water color of the midget retard manager over his terlet.

I just like that he has Orson’s name inscribed on his right arm above the elephant. Prior lovers?

1. - “What’s wrong with Click (&) Clack?”
   -Steve Spurrier

I remember back in middle school (10 years ago) when I had trouble getting ammo against the crimson turds….

From the rollcrimsontide link in #1 above:

"One of these local Colorado men once asked, ‘What has the University of Alabama ever done for you?’, I thought on it for a second and said, ‘Sir, my mama always told me it doesn’t make a difference how you find God, as long as you find him. And through the University of Alabama, Bear Bryant, and Van Tiffin, I have found God.’

OOC, you got one of them right. Though I don’t know who Van Tiffin is. Didn’t he play a little minor league ball back in the ’80s?

Nate grew up in Dothan, Alabama, worked for five years as an Atlanta police officer, and in 2004 moved to Fort Collins, Colorado. He currently works for a company that does background checks for the government and the military.

Oh, boy! He’s in charge of something important! Although, he might deem military background checks a little less important than Bama football.

That’s all I could read before feeling a little awkward. I loves me some SEC football, but the Dawgs never led me to God. Beer & women, sure. Or maybe they led me to foobaw.

…I’m having kind of an existential moment here.

1. You’re right, she does look like the greatful sort…

Fresh Air is pretty great, though.

grateful (sp)

Oh, and you can’t tell me Terry wouldn’t be a freak in bed. A body and face like that are built for one thing – getting glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.

Thanks for that. My Atlanta commute is bad enough without visions of an all-NPR staff bukkake flick.

What is this N-P-R you’re talking about?

Were the kilt and face paint inspired by the movie Braveheart? If Bear Bryant were still here, would he consume the Tigers with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse?

btw – LMFAO at the backwards-backward “J”. What a fucking baboon.

Does anyone know the URL for the AP.org site that has the list of media voters and their respective polls?

Never mind. Found it.

I think we’d be remiss not to also question the masculinity of a man who has “Rammer” tattooed on his right forearm. “Cruising,” anyone? Fistinglessons.com?

Nice to know they’re still classy in Tuscaloosa.

Thweet Home, indeed.

BTW, why is it that actual Alabama alumni — such as they exist — are not ashamed by this kind of stuff? How do they not draw a line, for the sake of institutional self-respect?

Incidentally, I heard that the Crimpsun masses did the “rammer jammer” cheer to Western Freaking Carolina this weekend?

Oh. Wait. I guess I just answered my own question.

That guy is to real fans what App State is to Michigan: A ridiculous, sickening anomaly that everyone notices and that you have no excuse for. Seriously, that guy has real mental issues. As an alum, I think he should be banned from games. Unfortunately, I see his picture all too often.

Also, is that face paint or a face tattoo?

Making fun of all that sucks – boston yuppies and albama day walkers – and the kick is GOOD.

The J is backwards so when his arms are at his sides and you are admiring the tatoo of Bear on his back, you are able to read JAMMER… Get a clue people!

For those of you surprised, shocked, revolted, disgusted, amused, bemused, confused and/or downright loopy over this…. welcome to our world.

Signed,
Auburn

P.S. I don’t know what he’s wearing is called, but I’m going to call it a cargo kilt. If he was a Florida fan, it would be denim. A jilt, I suppose.

Gurn,

We are ashamed….but we’re also resigned to shit like this.

And, as a UA alum, I agree 100%: Rammer Jammer after beating Florida, Tennesse, Auburn (if it ever happens again), etc-wonderful. After beating WC, however, it’s just being turdish on our part.

If there was a way to assign some form of etiquitte to the cheer, I’d be all for it.

Sandman —

Kudos to you for your candor.

My best friend from law school was an Alabama alumnus, and this kind of stuff appalled him. At the 2000 Iron Bowl (the WORST weather I’ve ever endured at a game), y’all inflated that houndstooth hat.

He and his wife were sitting next to me when it blew up, and he said, “Before you say anything, I’m begging you to stop.”

I didn’t have the heart to grind his face in it.

I hope I never lose my edge like that again.

The Orgeron is jealous. He demands that Pete Boone go to the tattoo parlor NOW.

NPR = National Pinko Radio.

Seattle is the NPR mecca. The chardonnay crowd and uptight Seattleites love it. When Garrison Keilor came through here several years back, it was like the NPR Super Bowl.

Inflated Houndstooth Hat?
I was pretty drunk..and it was miserable weather..but don’t remember that…

I’m paraphrasing but I think the saying goes something like:

Those who throw toliet paper in trees should not live in glass trailers…

I just got back from Burning Man at 6:30am this morning and I have to say that this guy would qualify as freakier than 95% of the people out there.

The guy who set fire to the Man a week early (kinda like rushing the field and collapsing the goalposts on the Friday night before a game) could pass for a Bama fan no problem:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070829/ap_on_re_us/burning_man_burned

Was I still hallucinating last night when I read that Hot, Hot, Hot beat Michigan in the Big House? I’m going to say that I was.

You morons who think the Jammer is backwards: When you look at him from behind when his arms are down it is correct. Retards!

it’s better to be silent and thought an idiot than to post and remove all doubt.

Look at it again, son. Get a mirror and write it out yourself if necessary.

yes, Dogtown.
Someone also burned the Wolverines too early.
You’re going to be fine.
Sit down, put on some Allman Brothers, think of your favorite animal. We’re gonna talk you down…

Sabanite — You think rolling a tree compares to that? Keep saying that over and over, and maybe it will start feeling true.

Gurn — Auburn fans everywhere still make fun of that inflated houndstooth hat. IIRC, the music sounded a bit like a funeral dirge. Although, your friend sounds like a bama fan that could actually be tolerable. Kudos to him.

Noce try #47.

A grown man has his entire upper body covered in tats to honor the tahd. Prett pathetic.

As a Bama alum, while i certainly don’t condone this type of behavior or spelling, I could care the fuck less. One great thing about Bama is that we accept your poor, downtrodden mutts.
I would disagree with the assertion that all tide fans look like this missing link.
What, did the coed in the red sundress in the background have a lynyrd skynyrd tattoo?

damn… I let Brad Lester ghost write my last comment.

I meant “Nice” try and"Pretty" pathetic.

HFS -

I swear, before I even saw your comment, I was getting ready to write — to remind “capstone alum” — “the music was like a FUNERAL DIRGE.”

I even said so to my law school buddy at the time, after he begged me not to say anything about the inflatable hat, “This sounds like a FUNERAL DIRGE.”

Now that I think about it, “FUNERAL DIRGE” is one of those fun phrases to say.

Meh.

Never assume that Alabamans give a damn what others think.

Geoff, the J is wrong.

AMM are all mirror images, but check out the E and the R.

JER is how it should look. However the Point of the J is facing the E, thus it is LER. The tattoo is incorrect.

I.E. This is how it looks currenty – CLick Me

This is how it should look if the J was done properly. CJick Me.

I do find it funny that 75% of the “you crazy Alabama fans!” commentary is based on this one guy (or ogre, I can’t tell).

EZ,

I think we all realize that there are many normal bama fans. But your unusually high percentage of gomers is impossible to ignore and has come to define your fanbase. The video evidence of Collett and co. at Saban’s arrival has cemented that nationally.

Thanks for taking them in though. We all appreciate it.

Oh, and Sabanite:

Where did you go to college, daywalker?

TideDruid,

Phyllis from Mulga… shall we continue?

Rammer Lammer may be available, but the proud fella (with the thumbs) with him is taken.
Sorry, ladies.

I should have known this guy was from Dothan… Hell, I think I may have gone to high school with him.

The students did Rammer Jammer, and there’s just no way to stop them, given their average BAC of .785.

There was a houndstooth hat in 2000… That was my last year marching and that was by far the most miserable game I’d ever been to. But much more embarrassing than the inflatable hat was the way Joe Willie groped the Crimsonette who escorted him out to midfield.

Man, I’m loving it. This is becoming a Crimpsun Confeshunal.

I’d add to the list the guy @ the Tuscaloosa airport, who, upon realizing he had nothing for Sabear to sign, briefly pulled down the collar of his poly sweatshirt. Dude considered asking Sabear to sign his moobs.

It’s on Youtube.

Or in his case, Youmoobs.

you’re all just jealous off our many national championships – bitches

also after seeing all the Iowa fans around chicago this weekend – I think the Gators might have to relinquish their jort-wearing crown

If you read the first post/link you would realize the freak is not a Bama alum… however, the toilet paper tossers are 97% Aubies..

Every school (at least every State/public school) has an element like this guy, maybe not as extreme but they exist at every college football game. You can laugh and shake your head that the “Jammer” tat is fucked up or because he spent $3500 on a tatoo…I did… but to say all Bama fans, or even more than a handful, are like this guy is ignorant. Such a broad statement would be equivalent to saying all Auburn grads read like James Brooks…

Congrats to mp for knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”. But then again, he went to W&L, burial site of the finest man in all of Christendom.

That’s, uh, spectacular, I suppose?

I’d heap scorn on the cotton-poly utilikilt, but having got married wearing a full-on wool kilt on a 95 degree summer day – in a church with no a/c – trust me when I tell you that it’s better for all involved this way.

Assuming of course that he’s not airing it out below decks, as it were.

row todd row

wow…nothing will crank up the comment total like some bama bashing.

fwiw…i was at the 2000 iron bowl and i have no recollection of any inflated houndstooth hat. hell it probably would have been a bright spot on that day so i would admit it if i did. if this is true there would surely be a pic of this…for aubbies to make fun of if nothing else.

Sabanite:

Did you miss my question: Where did you go to college?

Fondly,

Gurn

1. Sabanite, AU fans may throw toilet paper, but at least they don’t wear it on their heads along with empty detergent boxes:
   http://assets.espn.go.com/i/eticket/20070829/photos/collage1c_694.jpg

Colette: http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/2007/01/free-colette.html

The Ramp Lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Xgp5vtZAk

Those morons with the toilet paper on top of tide boxes.

So predictable. Picture of this guy, which every aubie has seen 500 times, and it becomes an aubie circle jerk. Congratulations, you are all so creative.

And I guess we can get some others out of the way:

Row Tahd! We worship the Bahr. We love bammer! Better not ask us for the keys to the car after a loss to Arkansas! We love our tattoes! We all sure would like to get up to Tuscaloser sometime, but between alimony, child support, our tobacco habits, purchasing a fifth of Evan Williams every afternoon after getting off work at the Jiffy Lube, getting vinyl siding and new curtains for the trailer, buying and framing pictures of the Bahr and Sabear, and generally sleeping with anyone in our immediate family, we just don’t have the time or the money.

We are cheating redneck bammers, and everyone that goes to auburn socially and intellectually superior.

Have I covered all of the tired shit that gets brought up here everytime? Get some new material.

And I think Gurn was touched inappropriately in his/her youth.

Tattoos. God dammit. But I am sure there is something wrong with our toes (insert webbed feet joke here) as well.

This is why I don’t get into the “which school has the biggest nuts” argument: I can’t win it.

In our defense, I will say that our bunch of loonies are harmless…colorful, but harmless. I’ve never heard an opposing fan complain about the hospitality when they’ve been to a game at T-town. Unlike some other schools/teams known for fights in the stands, throwing shit at the opposition from the stands, sitting on their hands in the stands, etc.

But yeah, whackjobs? We’ve got ’em, brother…

I think that pretty much covers it all, other that where Sabanite went to college.

Beyond that, yes, a Priest touched my special place. It was at St. Bear-adventure in Tuscaloosa.

Bama JD, Tulane undergrad…. and save the Tulane remarks…they suck and will always suck but the games were in the air conditioned comfort of the pre-Katrina Superdome and we could buy booze at the game without ID.. and they were always heavy underdogs and always covered the spread…so we had that going for us, which was nice…

You have it wrong. The jammer must be read in the mirror in front of which he stands for hours and hours.

Hey… looks like we hit a nerve or two…

Every school (at least every State/public school) has an element like this guy

Well, not really. That’s just the thing. Yes, you can probably find some, but bama’s faction is much more extreme and a much higher percentage than so many other schools. It’s not so much about this guy, but what this guy represents. The assault at the airport. Heck, an accepted norm is signing “Rammer Lammer” to Western Carolina. That’s the kind of thing the low end does in other fan bases, but it’s the standard at bama. That’s why we mock.

Have I covered all of the tired shit that gets brought up here everytime? Get some new material.

Why? It’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

HFS:

Did I miss something? Were the WC players deaf?

#78

excellent point.

This is great. Of course we have a large share of crazies, but that’s because we have a much larger fanbase than Auburn. And because Alabama dominated Auburn during the adolescent years of many of the crazies, and the crazies’ parents.

Think about it. It’s the perfect recipe. A southern state, which by definition has its fair share of all kinds of crazy. Throw in the fact that there’s no pro football team, and there you have it. Lots and lots of daywalkers and sidewalk alums. And most of the daywalkers aren’t that bad. But again, because we have such a large fan base, we have a number of people like tattooed Donkeylips.

Don’t you think that if a school from the sip had the “tradishun” of the “Tahd” that they’d have crazies too? Or Auburn for that matter? I’m fine with the daywalkers if for no other reason than it means the Tide raped and pillaged your team so often, the majority of the state really had no choice when pledging their allegiance.

Mocking Bama’s students for doing the Rammer Jammer cheer to a bad team is pretty bold coming from a fanbase that saw fit to undertake their “tradition” of TP in the trees after beating Tulane…

And not covering the spread….

Sabanite, you really are obsessed with the toilet paper thing. Is it the “roll” in the roll tide? You want to bring that up for everything, whether it’s tattooed freaks or 50,000 showing their asses to the opposing fans. The argument ain’t working for you.

Tater Salad — you should have changed your sig to “Living in the Past” as well. Rationalize it all you want. You want ’em, you got ’em.

I love the hate. I guess that broadband access Auburn hooked up to the student trailer parks is really paying off.

HFS

Be disingenuous all you want. Do you really think I am rationalizing, and that what I said has no merit? You honestly believe that people, according to you, without class migrate to UA? That’s quite the elitist attitude. I would think that its just shit talking, which is fine. But if that’s your honest opinion, I am glad you’re an aubie. Seems they have self-important pricks on lockdown on the plains.

All amiable Auburn posters on this blog, please disregard.

I was at that cold, rainy (sleet?) game in 2000.

It was the first Iron Bowl in tuscaloser (why did their home Iron Bowl games from Birmingham?) and at halftime uat has some sort of legends celebration complete with funeral music and an inflated houndstooth hat.

http://image03.webshots.com/3/2/86/34/6928634ZTKtTbeKfe_ph.jpg

I think the backwards-backward “J” is simply a testament to his proud status as a bama sidewalk alum. It may also be the perfect stimulus for him to throw down and release 10+ years of frustration on anyone who dares mention it.

“Yes I know the “J” is not right – and fuck you for noticing! Now prepare to taste the power of Bear in my swollen tatooed fists as they rain blows down upon you!"

Meanwhile, the aptly named Star Jackson committed to Alabama today. He joins an already stellar list of young men who want to play for Coach Saban and The University of Alabama. So yuck it up boys while you still can. We’ll have the last laugh sooner than you think.

Newspaper hack —

where did you go to college?

Can’t the rest of you bammer sidewalks admit you’re ashamed of the “tattoed” guy (hey to a previous bammer), and the rammer-jammering of the mighty Catamounts? Collette Connell? The autograph-my-moobs guy?

Y’all are pathetic, but I’m sure (cough) you’ll slaughter Vandy.

Dash (#90) – The last time I heard smack like that was when Charlie Weis’ acolytes said: “Wait until Charlie has a few years at Notre Dame.” Well, it did not turn out so hot for ND, and I think Saban is due for a similar rude awakening.

Star Jackson – wasn’t she the fat one on The View?

Tatar Salad -

 “You honestly believe that people, according to you, without class migrate to UA?” Uh, yes. And you said just as much in your post as well. You called it the “perfect recipe”. So why get out of joint when I say the same thing? Is it like someone picking on your brother right after you dunked his head in the toilet?

Don’t delude yourself into thinking I’m an elitist. I don’t single out Auburn has being wholly superior. They just have a much more tolerable fan base than bama. As do most Div I-A schools. Claiming that isn’t being the least bit elitist.

Auburn draws fans, for the most part, by personal association: went there, grew up there, had a good friend or family member that went there, etc. Most Auburn fans have a personal reason for being an Auburn fan. That’s why we prefer the term “Auburn Family” over “Auburn Nation”. But, yeah, we’ve got warts. I heard plenty of them Saturday Night. Some of them like to get on planes and hire other coaches. So you can shove your theories of self-importance.

OTOH, bama draws fans because of their dominance in the 70s. That’s why you get so many nut jobs. Pretty simple.

Jesus is anybody on this board not a lawyer?

The “perfect recipe” comment was for sidewalks. I called you an elitist because you automatically assume that a Bama sidewalk lacks class. Either you can’t see that they are not the same thing, or you don’t care to.

To think that you are somehow better than someone else based on which college football team you pull for is laughable and sad.

“I called you an elitist because you automatically assume that a Bama sidewalk lacks class. "

Uh, they do. Some actual UAT alumni aren’t classless.

But if you don’t realize that all “Bama sidewalks” (redundant, I know) are dickbirds, then you yourself, sir, are a DICKBIRD.

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

genius….and no i’m not

Admit it Orson, you post once a day on Auburn/Alabama just to boost the site meter.

It’s low hanging fruit….

Living in the past ? Us ?

Funny that Auburn’s ticket office phone is 1-800-1957.

You bunch of ding-dongs killed your own mascot – and you’re know for being a vet school.

BTW, I think that dude has a screw loose.

Thanks to those daywalkers, we actually sell out our home games.

if abu ghraib taught us nothing else, it’s that you always give the thumbs up when having your picture taken standing next to a crime against humanity.

Tater Salad -

I really don’t know where you’re getting that from. If you want to believe it, you probably will, no matter what I say. But you’re really stretching to reach that kind of sweeping comment.

Perhaps the left arm is written in Cyrillic, in which case it might be translated as

“I am Emma L”

Does Emma L possess mystic significance in Alabama football?

You like ’em and their yours. We like to make fun of ’em and again their yours. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Wasn’t it a Tater Salad that murdered Logan Young?

I remember when that skank ex-girlfriend of mine told me that she was considering moving into a trailer for her junior year at AU. I told her only skanks live in trailers. Then, when I was visiting one weekend to get some nookie, I realized that virtually all AU students live in trailers.

Lesson: AU = skanks.

Doing the “Rammer Jammer” thing to WCU isn’t just in poor taste, I would imagine it would be difficult. How do you blurt out “Hey Catamounts” in the prescribed amount of time? Or do you do “Hey Western Carolina”? That’s actually even worse………..

No one has compared that human catastrophe to Ralph Fienne’s full back tattoo in Red Dragon?

Sadly enough, that’s the first thing that came to mind:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0289765/Ss/0289765/2287-K205-17A.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0289765

(Hope the link works; go to IMDB.com if it doesn’t.)

Re: Rammer Jammer — Look, we can’t control what the bandos decide to play. It’s their social awkwardness that makes them bandos, after all.

Hell, they’re still playing that ridiculous Green Day song from 1994.

Snuthin better’n trailer poon on whahr road.

Congratulations Gurn. You have officially become the biggest jackass to ever get on the internet. That is quite the accomplishment. You literally beat out millions and millions of people. Should someone else come along who is a bigger jackass than you, you will be notified by a kick in the scrotum. Once the kicker realizes that they have, in fact, accidentally kicked you in the chin, a re-kick will be neccessary.

Yes Gurn, you can call it ignorance or you can call it stupidity. You can call it hatefulness, or you can call it spite. Maybe you were dropped at a young age or maybe a horse kicked you in the head. Whatever it is sir, you’ve got it.

What’s sadder: the obviously crazy guy people make a spectacle of, take pictures of and with, or the dozens of Auburn fans making graphics demonstrating how the “J” is backward on his tattoo?

Okay, the crazy guy is more concerning, but it’s a close one.

For the record, mark me down as being against the crazy guy with the tats.

I’ve met this guy (and have had my picture taken with him), and I must say I was expecting to hear some bumbling redneck words pour out of his mouth. However, he spoke quite eloquently and seems to be a pretty intelligent guy. Odd, very odd.

Huh?

#67:

I was at the Cubs game on Sunday and at least 1,000 of the 41,000 there were wearing jorts and Iowa Football t-shirts with the sleeves cut off. Well played.

#98: No.

1. - What the hell are you talking about BamaCPA? We retired Tiger – War Eagle VI, last year – she didn’t die and certainly wasn’t “killed.” At 28yo, she’s getting on up there as eagles go. Now LSU’s Mike the Tiger died this summer; so perhaps you’re a little confused. Or maybe just so jealous of War Eagle’s stunning pregame flights, you feel the need to make shit up.

And on that subject, I’ve seen a fruit fly and I’ve seen a horse fly; I’ve even seen a house fly. But I’ve never seen an elephant fly. Although I’m waiting on the day some of your dirt-road alums try to toss that pathetic stuffed pachederm off the upper deck of Brian Dennehy stadium.

Has anyone noticed the Jammer/Lammer is on his left arm?

As a result, if you are looking at this guy from behind— for whatever reason— and reading left-to right, doesn’t it say “Jammer Rammer” or “Lammer Rammer”?

Pretty gay.

Auburn Class…

http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=AD&p_theme=ad&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB4741B866C27E3&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM

Nice to see Warren St. John made the game.

Wow, Walter! You had to go back 20 years!

And what about the lovely couple who got married at legion field?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2733

Seriously, we could do this all day. I challenge the bammers to find as many documented examples about any one school.

And yes, #119, I know the difference. At least I didn’t have the error etched into my skin to be preserved for all time.

McLovin!!

(Come on, you can’t deny that Terry Gross looks like Fogel)

Alabam football can be all things to all people. If you want to wear a suit and tie to the game, that’s fine. If you want to let your freak flag fly, that’s fine too.

We have a LOT of fans. That’s why we’re on TV all the time.

Even when we suck, we average 3 games a year that are not selected as either the LF early game, CBS 3:30 or ESPN 7:30 games.

I suspect every team has a certain amount of freak fans, but ours are more numerous and more visible.

BTW, college football is southern culture. You shouldn’t have to attend college to enjoy it, and NPR is Awesome, especially This American Life.

AU probably shouldn’t have hosed down those Dogs in ‘86; they should’ve just been arrested for going out on the field after the game.

I don’t think Auburn people have ever stormed the field in Athens even though we’ve won 9 times in our last 11 trips.

#128

Er… all the other SEC heavies are on TV just as much.

This guy is a nightmare for us, no questions asked. I would however like to see him and his nemesis (AU rowdy fan) in a cage match fight to the death!

Let’s try that again…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/865000/images/_868401_tigerwom2150.jpg

Bama93 -

Where was that pic taken? The British Open?

Bammer93: Tigerwoman is a Euro soccer fan. Nice try, though.

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070323/fans.shtml

July 1997 – Nikki Moffat – British Open at Royal Troon

Tiger Woods fever hit The Open for the first time at Royal Troon in 1997 and Nikki Moffat paid tribute to the precocious young talent in her own special way.

With Tiger stripes painted all over her body this was clearly a streak that had required meticulous planning.

http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/20/O43521.jpg

Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I get enraged when I put a typo into an IM window. I would have to amputate if I had one on my body.

I don’t think I’ve ever been quite so thankful to be a Northerner.

1. 122 You taught a bird to fly – incredible ! Too bad you can’t teach your student athaletes to write their own papers.

What’s an athalete?

Kenny Smith, and his parents were given $20,000 in cash, lodging and entertainment by two Crimson Tide boosters beginning in 1995. The first payment of $10,000 was made in $100 bills delivered in a grocery bag. Smith signed with Alabama but couldn’t meet academic requirements.

Logan Young gave cash to a high school coach who was seeking $100,000 cash and two sport-utility vehicles in exchange for directing star recruit Albert Means to Alabama.

Ronnie Cottrell, received two loans totaling $56,600 from Young in violation of NCAA rules. The loan was not repaid until the case became known.

Two boosters involved in repeated rules violations were known to the Alabama staff, coaches and fans and often were seen at the team hotel during road games.

Travis Carroll, was given the use of a car in 1999 for agreeing to attend Alabama. The car was repossessed when Carroll transferred to Florida.

SIW,

Hey Kettle, meet pot:

http://journalismisforrockstars.wordpress.com/2006/07/15/you-say-auburn-i-say-probation/

Keep it down home cuz!

Auburn football hasn’t been on probation in years whereas Alabama’s football program came off probation a little over seven months ago, on February 2nd, 2007.

Plus, there was this Iron Bowl memory:

http://image03.webshots.com/3/2/86/34/6928634ZTKtTbeKfe_ph.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Ramsey

My favorite part:

“6. In the spring of 1991, following the completion of the young man’s eligibility, the representative visited the student-athlete’s trailer home and placed at least $250 in cash inside a trailer apartment sign. Thereafter, the representative telephoned the student-athlete and instructed the young man to look behind the trailer sign for the cash.”

So dirty, and so skanky. AUsome!

Walking home from work this afternoon and low and behold…our fan-man was there in front of the steps to the stadium talking to someone.

The kicker is that based on the head set and outfit, he appeared to have been taking a break from jogging… yet WITH A UA FLAG WAVING OVER HIS SHOULDER (a la Hacksaw Jim Duggan)

…no skirt or face paint present, but it looks like those “tats” aren’t coming off anytime soon