This may be all you see of us today–we’re headed to Clemson for the Bowden Bowl, where we can safely root against Bowden no matter what happens–but in the meantime, Mark Mangino would like to show you that underneath that cuddly exterior lies a facemask-grabbing, fuck-dropping coachbeast just dying to chew your ass off.

FYI: Raimond Pendleton was not eaten afterwards. An assistant usually sprinkles them with salt and other spices during the diatribe in those instances. (HT: Pete Jayhawk.)