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September 1, 2007

HOT HOT HOT! APPALACHIAN STATE 34, MICHIGAN 32.

Screw Ohio State and Michigan. The Mountaineers should have gotten the title shot against Florida last season.

Filed under: Big 10 Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Mid Major Conferences, hangovers of staggering intensity, your ancestors demand your seppuku, your worst nightmares by Orson Swindle

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Kenny says:

OK friends, since I brought you the Hot, Hot, Hot video I’ll close up this little circle of symmetry on the world beaters with the audio call from the App State radio crew.

Just in case you haven’t heard it anywhere else, go here and look a bit down the right side:
http://www.goasu.com/page/31/
But do it in IE, it doesn’t seem to like Firefox.

September 2nd, 2007 at 11:25 am
152

Kenny says:

Also, in the post game, App State’s Coach Jerry Moore notes that they’ve won two titles and this isn’t the most important victory.

“We’ve got two national championships behind this; certainly this is not bigger than that because we’ve won the ultimate prize in 1-AA football.”

Pwned! Michigan isn’t as big as D1-AA.

September 2nd, 2007 at 11:29 am
153

Fire Carr says:

I wish someday I can have the job security Lloyd Carr has. Honestly, what else can he do to be fired? This team embarrassed every aspect of my university yesterday. Bill Martin, Mary Sue Coleman, and most importantly Lloyd Carr should all be fired. This has been a hellish year for this university and especially this football team. Thank God I blacked out in my yard and was not able to make it to the game yesterday. I can assure you, drinking heavily is all I have to look forward to this season. Suicide is another option (not serious here).

September 2nd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
154

Large Farva says:

Domer Guy – as an ND fan myself, here’s where I disagree: we knew ND was rebuilding this year and would be lucky to go 7-5 whereas Michigan was a BCS title contender. If you’re really that upset about the ND loss, your expectations must have been really out of whack.

September 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
155

The funniest economist says:

Two tickets to the UM/App St game: $120
Three Bratwurst and 2 Apple Ciders: $21
Paying App St $400,000 to embarrass your
beloved team on opening day: Priceless!

September 2nd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
156

DC Trojan says:

Here’s a little love for Cal – I thought they were going to lose their shit in the third quarter and instead they stuck the boot in. Nice work by the Golden Bears.

I’m not making mock of Michigan partly because others have a running start, and also because I wouldn’t exactly characterize SC’s win over Idaho as, ah, dominating. Concerns about the WRs weren’t entirely misplaced, and the defense seems to have reset to last September in terms of getting to the QB. They’re going to have to do better than that if they want to be at the front of the Pac 10 never mind anything else.

At least the second string got some playing time.

September 2nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm
157

Cougar Jacket says:

Michigan losing to HHHSU is definitely worse than ND getting the altar boy treatment from Tech.

But, the Tech win makes me hate Reggie Ball even more for last year’s loss to ND.

September 2nd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
158

Michigan Dave says:

When I was on the ledge last night I started thinking. Making that last second field goal could have covered up the cold, hard truth. Missing it? Well, this loss is rock bottom. Lloyd will now have to go to a 12 step group, admit he’s powerless over his addiction to predictable play calling, and turn to his higher power for help.

Now, I’m not saying that I’m gonna have anything sharp in the apartment for the next 24 hours. I don’t want to get cocky . . . but making that field goal would have allowed everyone to just sweep glaring problems under the rug. Having that sucker blocked might force reality on the Michigan coaching staff and things. might. just. change.

There’s one more upside in this tornado of pain. I looked in the mirror this morning and saw my abs. I looked kinda “ripped!” I’ve been retaining fluid . . . . and I cried out 10 pounds of hot, salty tears.

September 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
159

tempebamafan says:

now that I’ve had some time to put this in perspective, many of the previous posters have a good point. App st IS a solid program, and UM DID play them tough, clearly, they deserve a rematch (unless USC finishes 12-0 then they should get to play em)

September 2nd, 2007 at 1:47 pm
160

PeterPumpkinhead says:

Slims, I’ll give Cal some love…

There’s very little in life that is sweeter than watching Foolmer get his ass handed to him by tree-huggers…

Though having Michigan and ND embarrassed in the same day helps prolong the buzz….

Now if Kansas State had managed not develop erectile dysfunction with 5 minutes left to go…

Ok, maybe that’s being greedy.

September 2nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
161

Razorback Fan says:

Two points.

First, Darren McFadden seemed to be our only effective passing offense….*sighs*

Second, did I imagine that Texas nearly choked against Arky State?

September 2nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
162

Black Liberace says:

Orson Swindle, you stud – you practically called this win in last EDSBS Live during the interview with Austin Murphy

September 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm
163

The Freewheelin' Charles Woodson says:

“Or you could wear this one, a personal favorite of mine:
http://www.teshurt.com/Illinois/tshirts/images/s_MuckFichigan.jpg”

The people that make/wear those shirts are like, uh, like poets… you know like Shelley or Byron, or people like that. (I’m kind of like lukewarm water.)

September 2nd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
164

paco the mexican says:

Thank you Michigan

-Signed Colorado

September 2nd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
165

omfgd says:

As An Appalachian Alum who attended yesterday’s game after waking up 4am to catch the 6am out of raleigh let me just say

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A WAY TO START A COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!!!

Go Mountaineers!

September 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 pm
166

Domer Guy says:

Farva –

Before yesterday I thought ND would go 7-5 on the year. The thing is, I thought we would beat GT. My pessimistic side told me that we might lose to GT in a close one, say 24-21 or something. Never, ever did I think that we would go (essentially) scoreless, have the o-line look like it did, start a QB that can’t throw, and leave the defense on the field for entirely too much time.

My previous post was aimed more at my belief that a Michigan loss, no matter how bad, does not take the poo taste out of my mouth after an embarrassing ND performance (as I assumed it would last night). That being said, go Irish!

September 2nd, 2007 at 6:46 pm
167

oc phil says:

Yesterday makes the Michigan-Domer game in a couple of weeks horrific for the loser. And given that both UM and ND face tougher opponents next week it is quite easy to visualize both schools going into that game 0-2.

The Pac 10 had a good weekend thanks to Cal and Washington and USC didn’t choke. The Trojans didn’t have the ideal intensity, but they started the game in excellent form and were able to turn it back on in the third quarter while the guys in the two-deep were still playing.

Stafon Johnson looks like the player he was supposed to be coming out of HS and CJ Gable looked as good. Joe McKnight showed that he will become an impact player soon and Stanley Havili’s hudlie over a defender was the sort of move any team would love to see from a tailback, let alone a FB

September 3rd, 2007 at 1:31 am
168

peace w/o the barn says:

Has this loss really sank in? UM has just looked into the Ark from that Indiana Jones movie. This is a loss that will be told to children for decades.

It doesn’t matter how good App State is. It doesn’t matter that ND got waxed. It doesn’t matter that Cal beat UcheaT. We have witnessed something that has never happened before. It may never happen again.

This loss will never be forgotten. We should all be proud to have lived to see this.

September 3rd, 2007 at 2:40 am
169

fuckDAs says:

Way to represent Michigan! All these doucebags talking about Carr deserves to go out on top, he deserves a shot at another NC…blah blah fucking blah. You stupid fucks just made the big 10 the joke of college football.

These stupid people who get to vote, at least Henne will be gone after this year and the rest of us won’t have to hear about how great of a QB he is – under 50% 1INT against a subdivision school, that retard was/is a 4 year starter at Michigan.

Defense? Give me a fucking break, Ron English Michigan’s new HC? I pray so. #5 in the country – and why? Because you have a slow, disrespectful piece of shit RB – a 4 yr. starting QB who wouldn’t be able to convince a bunch of 5 year olds to follow his lead and a tackle returning you deserve top 5 in the nation.

On behalf of the Big 10 – go fuck yourself.

September 3rd, 2007 at 5:12 am
170

NewAZTiger says:

The Big-10 has been a joke round these parts.

This is a Florida blog….

September 3rd, 2007 at 8:41 am
171

GTSteve says:

Domer guy –

That poo taste in your mouth is left over from when Jon Tenuta shit down your throat.

September 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
172

fuckDAs says:

AZ…understandable, but doesn’t mean I can’t rant about them. They never, EVER deserved to be ranked 5th in the nation – the only reason they were is because of their name ‘brand’. If anyone took an unbiased look at Michigan and their shit QB, and what they have returning they would have been ranked in the 12-15 range. Instead they get crowned the best team in the big ten, even if fans of other big ten teams knew it wasn’t the cause – and make us look like complete shit the opening week.

September 3rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
173

omfgd says:

Someone tell me this will be replayed on espn classic this week?

September 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
174

The Freewheelin' Charles Woodson says:

173, I think the BTN has the rights to the game so probably(/hopefully) not. The BTN network could replay it, but I’m not sure how anxious they are to embarrass the conference.

September 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
175

darthgatorone says:

Thanks Orson for this wonderful video. Yet you failed to point out how this masterpiece impacted the game in the “Big Hootch”. I did a little research and found out that the Appalachian State sent this little video gem to the Maize and Blue coaches in lieu of game films. Then Lloyd Carr and his band of Merry Michigan Men watched it and their brains became so numbed that they never recovered……………………..”Hot, Hot, Hot”, indeed……….Ugh!

Therefore, under the circumstances Meechigan does indeed deserve a rematch…………….with ASU.

Now excuse me while I go drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce in honor of “Hot, Hot, Hot”. Omigod, what did I just say?

September 3rd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
176

iamcris says:

Because it came to me yesterday like a mesage from God. In talking to my buddy I thought, what on earth as the Michigan coach would I do to make sure the Wolverines understand how embarrased the coaching staff, alumni, students, fans, faculty, conference are. I keep them focused by PULLING THE FUCKING WINGS OFF OF THE HELMETS. Keep ‘em off until they show me otherwise. The names however have to stay on but be in even BIGGER font so all of tv land knows who the underperforming players are. But i’m not the head coach. So it won’t happen. Imagine that shit though….abusive but effective.

Finally the fans can communicate their displeasure with the team, university, AD, president…by not going to the next game. This is America, there is a choice and as paying customers have control over what kind of shit we watch. Imagine the revenue lost in concessions alone. Money talks. But you can’t educate the general public either that won’t happen. Good ideas though…really good ideas.

1) take the wings off of the helmets until further notice
2) no one show up for the next game(s)…to tell the admnistration that shit is completey fucking unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
3) fire the AD and the entire staff after the conclusion of the season.
4) Hire Patterson from Boise St and live a long and prosperous life as a Wolverine fan.
5) I talked to my Dad yesterday long distance (he’s a tOSU fan) he told me I could always jump ship and go with a winner. He said, write a letter to the AD and threaten to change alliances to tOSU…

this will never go away and it’s much worse than I thought….

September 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
177

NoVaDamer says:

Old School Motto (Michigan):
Space, Bitches!

New School Motto (App St):
All your astronaut are belong to us!

September 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 pm
178

Ed says:

As much as I wish to pile on what’s left of the Twig House, I can’t crow too much. after all, UM still has “most favored nation” status with any and all Adidas collegiate contracts.

Also, the Miami Dolphins still have the entire Ginn family and you don’t!

The next time any of you Dawgs decide to throw a punch, at least KO the sumbitch you hit. Pussy.

Tell me again why Jon Tenuta isn’t the “next big thing” but Ron English is.

If I am a UM ballplayer and I’m being lectured by coach Cry, er I mean, Carr, about “manning up” and toughness and all, I’ll wonder why Carr was such a coward in not being able to take questions from a homer sideline dweeb.

BTN = Big Tits Network, in Llllloyd’s honor.

September 3rd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
179

NewAZTiger says:

#172, it doesn’t matter where Michigan was ranked. They’re fucking Michigan. They lost to App State – and most CFB fans don’t even know what State App State is in, nevermind city.

A big-name 1A school should never lose to 1AA schools. Hell, even Medium-Name 1A schools fire coaches after losses to 1AA schools (Hello, Frank Broyles).

However, the bright side is that The Big Ten (can’t count) network will make more money selling the rights to that game than they could’ve ever imagined.

September 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
180

JohnInHuntsville says:

Michigan got edged by a good team.

Notre Dame got blown out by a good team.

The ND tradition of wrapping arms around each other and swaying to and fro as you sing the alma mater is…..well……gay. Especially after a performance like that. The players should have been at the gates handing people their admission money back.

Oh yeah. Clausen looks gayer than ever.

September 4th, 2007 at 10:03 am
181

Blue Turf says:

#176:
It’s “Petersen”, you dumb fuck

34-32 suck it.

THE LATERAL!!!

September 4th, 2007 at 10:47 am
182

HFS says:

There is one key difference between Michigan and Notre Dame after Week 1:

Michigan has hope.

September 4th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
183

Buckeye Man says:

I don’t see how Lloyd Carr can be around after this year, unless some miracle occurs (like going undefeated the rest of the year???) Not likely.

September 5th, 2007 at 12:07 am
184

jlong78la says:

solid as a rock and proud as a peacock

September 6th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
185

ASU73 says:

IF anyone is still reading this…to CHAS…re UM having an eight month lay off..how long was ASU off after their second Championship victory?

and to Digital Headbutt…sorry, we do not take credit for UNCs basketball success and you have to abide likewise lol

and to you all who think this was a fluke…don’t forget the ASU dropped pass in the end zone OR the same guy that blocked the field goal ALMOST WENT ALL THE WAY!!! be tahnkful it wasn’t as bad as it could have been

and to all the UM well wishers…thank you for being good sports..may we all live to fight another day!

September 8th, 2007 at 10:46 pm