Comments on: HEY, MA–BOOM!!!

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:04:29 +0000

The QB would have picked up 10 more yards or more had the blocker picked up the man behind him instead of looking to making the highlight reel.

By: Not a Fifer

Not a Fifer — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:34:06 +0000

DBs are never slow to nail opponents who aren’t looking. If one gets his bell rung occasionally, fuck ‘im.

By: Willet

Willet — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:24:16 +0000

one and done

you are really cool

By: Nutty McNut

Nutty McNut — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:42:58 +0000

Isn’t Lafell the guy who RFN destroyed last year in the UF vs. LSU game. If I remember correctly it was on the 1st Ryan Smith pick, he might picked up a few pointers from that hit…

By: One And Done

One And Done — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:35:18 +0000

Damnit, they need an edit feature to fix typos.

By: One And Done

One And Done — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:33:47 +0000

To the jealous of me, I played at John Curtis Christian HS, Lousiana, 2A enrollment, defeating 4A & 5A giants both in state & out. Yes, THAT John Curtis.

Much like my opponents who snickered at my tiny frame, what some of you will never understand, being good & playing football is about talent, attitude & belief. Not necessarily size. God didn’t bless with me size but he blessed me with the craziness to get stuck in with people twice my size, while most of the ilk who post things such as “What state? Kenya?” were the ones who always offered excuses such as “Oh, I’d play but I’d rather do other stuff or I’d rather party on the weekends.” So don’t cry just b/c I was man enough to play at a school that was nationally ranked #5 by USA Today with even my tiny ass playing while y’all were busy smoking doobers & shotgunning beers & being scared to play with the big boys.

But I wouldn’t expect anything less than these type of responses from so many experts who watched but never played…. mainly, b/c well, frankly, you were all scared of getting hurt. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, big fast men in pads, scare me. Waaaaaaaah.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:41:46 +0000

Or better yet, what would have been cooler is if Zach Smith would have had a pistol in his hand, and after he got hit he would have cooked off a couple of rounds into the ground as he fell down, like the cowboys used to do after the indians shot em, they just stop in their tracks fall to their knees and as they fall over, they pull the trigger over and over in desparation, into the ground.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:24:04 +0000

Welcome to SEC footbawww. It took the surgeons 3 hrs to remove his helmet from his cranium with a band saw. All his wisdom teeth were missing and we think his earpads will be a permanent fixture under his eyes. I am sure the underlying theme to this hit will be the song “Here Comes the Boom!” by Saliva played non stop for the next 5 days.

By: bup bup bup

bup bup bup — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:47:03 +0000

hat hat hat.

that was helmet to helmet, but it wasn’t intentional. i think the video makes it clear he was trying to lead with his shoulder.

although to be honest, i get more subversive glee when the smaller guy puts the bigger guy in a bad way.

that’s why when #36 linked that video with hartline, i thought he was talking about this little gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnRwtj2Wz2o

pay close attention to the left side of the screen starting at 0:18.

hartline > 2 iowa defensive linemen

By: alextuscaloosa

alextuscaloosa — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:45:02 +0000

Listen real close to the gay in Folwer’s voice when he says, “i love when you talking southern football”

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:41:45 +0000

#48

“single a” high school football can be fun can’t it????

By: PW

PW — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:22:57 +0000

Where are you winning state championships with 120 lb. receivers and 205 lb. defensive ends? Kenya?

By: One And Done

One And Done — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:34:08 +0000

If Papa is a cross country runner, then I’ll be the 1st one to eat my words & fix a crow sandwich. All of which the Auburn faithful will say taste like corn dogs!

By: Erik

Erik — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 21:24:16 +0000

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One And Done –

Or unless you’re some new form of extreme runner that has to run through blazing potholes or run & jump & put your feet right in the spots where there are no broken glass or snapping turtles or something, then I’ll think “runner = good footwork.”
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Not to take sides on the greater issue, as it’s *far* too funny as it is, but there actually is a lot of this if you’re running off pavement. If you’re talking about bad weather down a muddy hill, suddenly you *do* have to put your foot down just so, except you don’t know where that spot is until maybe two steps beforehand. And then you do that for, oh, an hour or so.

I don’t know if Papa is doing this or if he’s a shit-eating concrete runner, but there is a lot of footwork involved in running out in the forest or wherever.

By: weagle251

weagle251 — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:30:17 +0000

On a completely unrelated note, who else completely loathes the new ESPN score bars that eat up the top of the screen?