HEY, MA–BOOM!!!
If you missed last night’s horrible intersection of angle, momentum, and potential energy made kinetic in dramatic fashion during the LSU/MSU game, you haven’t now. Watch as Brandon Lafell extirpates Zach Smith in the third quarter. Feel free to stand at your desk, jump up and down while shaking your arms back and forth, and scream “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUUUM!!!!”
Your boss will totally understand. Or will fire you. Either way you win: it’s still college football season. (HT: Those brave, brave men at Mississippi State Sports Blog.)









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One And Done says:
If Papa is a cross country runner, then I’ll be the 1st one to eat my words & fix a crow sandwich. All of which the Auburn faithful will say taste like corn dogs!
August 31st, 2007 at 4:34 pm
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PW says:
48
Where are you winning state championships with 120 lb. receivers and 205 lb. defensive ends? Kenya?
August 31st, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
#48
“single a” high school football can be fun can’t it????
August 31st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
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alextuscaloosa says:
Listen real close to the gay in Folwer’s voice when he says, “i love when you talking southern football”
August 31st, 2007 at 6:45 pm
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bup bup bup says:
hat hat hat.
that was helmet to helmet, but it wasn’t intentional. i think the video makes it clear he was trying to lead with his shoulder.
although to be honest, i get more subversive glee when the smaller guy puts the bigger guy in a bad way.
that’s why when #36 linked that video with hartline, i thought he was talking about this little gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnRwtj2Wz2o
pay close attention to the left side of the screen starting at 0:18.
hartline > 2 iowa defensive linemen
August 31st, 2007 at 6:47 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Welcome to SEC footbawww. It took the surgeons 3 hrs to remove his helmet from his cranium with a band saw. All his wisdom teeth were missing and we think his earpads will be a permanent fixture under his eyes. I am sure the underlying theme to this hit will be the song “Here Comes the Boom!” by Saliva played non stop for the next 5 days.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:24 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Or better yet, what would have been cooler is if Zach Smith would have had a pistol in his hand, and after he got hit he would have cooked off a couple of rounds into the ground as he fell down, like the cowboys used to do after the indians shot em, they just stop in their tracks fall to their knees and as they fall over, they pull the trigger over and over in desparation, into the ground.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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One And Done says:
To the jealous of me, I played at John Curtis Christian HS, Lousiana, 2A enrollment, defeating 4A & 5A giants both in state & out. Yes, THAT John Curtis.
Much like my opponents who snickered at my tiny frame, what some of you will never understand, being good & playing football is about talent, attitude & belief. Not necessarily size. God didn’t bless with me size but he blessed me with the craziness to get stuck in with people twice my size, while most of the ilk who post things such as “What state? Kenya?” were the ones who always offered excuses such as “Oh, I’d play but I’d rather do other stuff or I’d rather party on the weekends.” So don’t cry just b/c I was man enough to play at a school that was nationally ranked #5 by USA Today with even my tiny ass playing while y’all were busy smoking doobers & shotgunning beers & being scared to play with the big boys.
But I wouldn’t expect anything less than these type of responses from so many experts who watched but never played…. mainly, b/c well, frankly, you were all scared of getting hurt. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, big fast men in pads, scare me. Waaaaaaaah.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:33 pm
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One And Done says:
Damnit, they need an edit feature to fix typos.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:35 pm
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Nutty McNut says:
Isn’t Lafell the guy who RFN destroyed last year in the UF vs. LSU game. If I remember correctly it was on the 1st Ryan Smith pick, he might picked up a few pointers from that hit…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:42 pm
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Willet says:
one and done
you are really cool
September 1st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
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Not a Fifer says:
DBs are never slow to nail opponents who aren’t looking. If one gets his bell rung occasionally, fuck ‘im.
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:34 am
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Out of Conference says:
The QB would have picked up 10 more yards or more had the blocker picked up the man behind him instead of looking to making the highlight reel.
September 4th, 2007 at 10:04 am