FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: PISSING OFF SWINDLE EDITION
I’ve known señor Swindle since around 1992. I like the guy. Really, I do. But sometimes he needs a little tweaking now and again. On that score, we bring you Orson’s least favorite cheesecake option of all time to celebrate the end of the offseason when we desperately need the weekly distractions. Without further ado, EDSBS’s Friday Cheesecake is the distinctly non-latin, silicon-filled, college football lovin’, Bobby Bowden worshiping Jen Sterger.
Filed under: Cheesecake, HA-ha., bloviating, boobs, really doesn't care about football., wrong doesn't describe our wrongness, you've been musbergered by Stranko Montana
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She would laugh at all your little peckers, she said if you had an inch less you would have a scar on your ass!
Comment by W — September 13, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
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#61
That’s the one, yep. so $
Comment by omfgd — September 3, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
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Sorry.. that was Brian at #65…and Brian…even then, pre-PC, this was not taken well in class.
Comment by sb — August 31, 2007 @ 9:15 pm
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Brian @ #69…the professor was male…and there is also a physiological corrollary to this that has been proven…but that is another thread in and of itself. Ah, life is a wonderful, continuous, Gator experience…we just provide each other with incredible material for future experimentation…high school to Gatordom to real life…what a life.
Comment by sb — August 31, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
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Sucrolose may be synthetic and potentially cancer causing- but it sure is sweet.
Comment by tempebamafan — August 31, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
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Its like a t-shirt I once saw at spring break “Keep your mouth shut you are much prettier that way”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUYE8Y_GuU
Comment by Uncle Brian — August 31, 2007 @ 6:58 pm
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One Word - Skank
Comment by Andy — August 31, 2007 @ 6:38 pm
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worst. cheesecake. ever.
Comment by numberedhats — August 31, 2007 @ 6:06 pm
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#59 — better yet, post a pic of the least attractive woman you’ve been with, just so we can see exactly how high your standards are. That’d shut everyone up real quick.
Comment by Beatuofa — August 31, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
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#63: Awesome professor. She was probably so jaded in her day to day life though as a woman and economist.
Comment by Brian — August 31, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
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#59. Amen brother.
Comment by The Last Dragon — August 31, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
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Jen is living proof of my favorite Florida econ professor’s pet theory…”Every woman is sitting on a potential goldmine…her wealth is strictly dependent on her ability to market.”
Comment by sb — August 31, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
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I think I’m in love.
Comment by Brian — August 31, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
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#54….you must mean this one….a classic. Enjoy.
Comment by Palouse — August 31, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
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And this one time, at band camp…
(you know she tried it too)
Comment by Brian — August 31, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
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There needs to be some new rule or man law or whatever.
If you’re going to criticize a woman like this and claim you wouldn’t hit it, you should be required to post pictures of your girlfriend/wife that you apparently claim is hotter.
We could all be so lucky.
Comment by Dave — August 31, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
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It is true that there just as good looking girls at other schools. This fskank got famous cause nobody could stand to watch the Nole football team in action.
Comment by Mike — August 31, 2007 @ 3:06 pm
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I might fuck her with Coulter’s dick, actually. That might just be the line for me.
Comment by Holly — August 31, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
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I’d let her (Sterger) blow me…
However, WHERE is the bunda!? I DEMAND the bunda, sir!! We have become accustomed to a lifestyle that delivers us teh hot, juicy latina/hispanic/South American beauties on Friday afternoon, and I will not rest until I SEE SOME GODDAMNED ARGENTINIAN/BRAZILIAN/CHILEAN/WHEREVER BUNDA!!
Damn you!
Comment by Miller — August 31, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
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Like my buddy says “Just because the teams you play are better than you does not necessarily mean you have a tough schedule”…
Just because we’re male, straight, and desperate does not necessarily mean Jen Sterger is hot…
Comment by Pants McPants — August 31, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
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late to the posting but…
**Does anyone remember the photo of that goddess from NC State?**
LINK PLEASE THANKS.
Comment by omfdg — August 31, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
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If I got to use Condi’s dick, I’d probably hit it.
Comment by The Stos — August 31, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
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If I got use Condi’s dick, I’d probably hit it.
Comment by The Stos — August 31, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
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#49 Holly -
You’re right. It takes until about 21 to realize that those who parade it just want the attention. My brother in law sent this that sums it up.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bar_skanks_announce_plans_to_kiss
Comment by Stephen — August 31, 2007 @ 2:33 pm