FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: PISSING OFF SWINDLE EDITION
I’ve known señor Swindle since around 1992. I like the guy. Really, I do. But sometimes he needs a little tweaking now and again. On that score, we bring you Orson’s least favorite cheesecake option of all time to celebrate the end of the offseason when we desperately need the weekly distractions. Without further ado, EDSBS’s Friday Cheesecake is the distinctly non-latin, silicon-filled, college football lovin’, Bobby Bowden worshiping Jen Sterger.
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Stephen says:
#49 Holly –
You’re right. It takes until about 21 to realize that those who parade it just want the attention. My brother in law sent this that sums it up.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bar_skanks_announce_plans_to_kiss
August 31st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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The Stos says:
If I got use Condi’s dick, I’d probably hit it.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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The Stos says:
If I got to use Condi’s dick, I’d probably hit it.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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omfdg says:
late to the posting but…
**Does anyone remember the photo of that goddess from NC State?**
LINK PLEASE THANKS.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
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Pants McPants says:
Like my buddy says “Just because the teams you play are better than you does not necessarily mean you have a tough schedule”…
Just because we’re male, straight, and desperate does not necessarily mean Jen Sterger is hot…
August 31st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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Miller says:
I’d let her (Sterger) blow me…
However, WHERE is the bunda!? I DEMAND the bunda, sir!! We have become accustomed to a lifestyle that delivers us teh hot, juicy latina/hispanic/South American beauties on Friday afternoon, and I will not rest until I SEE SOME GODDAMNED ARGENTINIAN/BRAZILIAN/CHILEAN/WHEREVER BUNDA!!
Damn you!
August 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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Holly says:
I might fuck her with Coulter’s dick, actually. That might just be the line for me.
August 31st, 2007 at 2:55 pm
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Mike says:
It is true that there just as good looking girls at other schools. This fskank got famous cause nobody could stand to watch the Nole football team in action.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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Dave says:
There needs to be some new rule or man law or whatever.
If you’re going to criticize a woman like this and claim you wouldn’t hit it, you should be required to post pictures of your girlfriend/wife that you apparently claim is hotter.
We could all be so lucky.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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Brian says:
And this one time, at band camp…
(you know she tried it too)
August 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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Palouse says:
#54….you must mean this one….a classic. Enjoy.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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Brian says:
I think I’m in love.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
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sb says:
Jen is living proof of my favorite Florida econ professor’s pet theory…”Every woman is sitting on a potential goldmine…her wealth is strictly dependent on her ability to market.”
August 31st, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
#59. Amen brother.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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Brian says:
#63: Awesome professor. She was probably so jaded in her day to day life though as a woman and economist.
August 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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Beatuofa says:
#59 — better yet, post a pic of the least attractive woman you’ve been with, just so we can see exactly how high your standards are. That’d shut everyone up real quick.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:04 pm
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numberedhats says:
worst. cheesecake. ever.
August 31st, 2007 at 6:06 pm
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Andy says:
One Word – Skank
August 31st, 2007 at 6:38 pm
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Uncle Brian says:
Its like a t-shirt I once saw at spring break “Keep your mouth shut you are much prettier that way”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUYE8Y_GuU
August 31st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
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tempebamafan says:
Sucrolose may be synthetic and potentially cancer causing- but it sure is sweet.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:59 pm
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sb says:
Brian @ #69…the professor was male…and there is also a physiological corrollary to this that has been proven…but that is another thread in and of itself. Ah, life is a wonderful, continuous, Gator experience…we just provide each other with incredible material for future experimentation…high school to Gatordom to real life…what a life.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:12 pm
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sb says:
Sorry.. that was Brian at #65…and Brian…even then, pre-PC, this was not taken well in class.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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omfgd says:
#61
That’s the one, yep. so $
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
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W says:
She would laugh at all your little peckers, she said if you had an inch less you would have a scar on your ass!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:40 pm