Comments on: WEEK 1 VIEWER’S GUIDE: ALL UR REMOTEZ BELONGZ TO ESPN

By: GTSteve

GTSteve — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:13:27 +0000

I gained great joy from watching Rutgers destroy Buffalo. Now I know what it’s like to suck dick for crack.

By: Razorback Fan

Razorback Fan — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:30:15 +0000

Don’t forget Washington @ Syracuse on Friday Night at 7 ET on ESPN. I need to get out more…*sighs* But I’ve heard UW’s Jake Locker is a good young QB.

By: Mat

Mat — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:09:21 +0000

MSU looking fantastic behind new quarterback Brian Hoyer, building Spartanite hopes before the inevitable, permanently debilitating mid-season crash.

As a Michigan fan (who lives in East Lansing, to boot), I’m particularly excited about this. Spartan fans are the only people who might just be more jaded than Lions fans, but State could easily start 4-0, which might be enough to crack the top-25. At this point, fans will be excited. They’ll be optimistic. They’ll have that ray of hope that maybe, just maybe, this year will be different.

Then week five will come along and Wisconsin will give them a schelacking the likes of which they couldn’t even imagine.

And the Spartards will be crushed.

And this fan of a 5-0 Michigan squad will have a heart full of joy.

By: rudy (not the notre dame guy)

rudy (not the notre dame guy) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:57:36 +0000

it the most wonderful time of the year..!

By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:06:15 +0000

Don’t forget, Dan Hawkins and his offspring will be destroying people on Saturday morning!

By: Alan

Alan — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:32:26 +0000

I know it’s got nothing to do with the SEC or the Big Ten’s wank-fest, or Notre Dame continuing to receive waaaay too much attention, but what do you guys make of Arizona vs BYU? It’ll be on that elusive network, Versus, and actually promises to be a really intriguing contest. Stakes are high for both schools.

By: Lujack City

Lujack City — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:57:23 +0000

“Toughest decision of the day: it’s early in the fourth quarter in South Bend . . . “

Clearly you’ve never watched an ND home game if you think they’ll get to the 4th quarter by 6:45pm. Not with 1,839 previews for “Chuck,” “Life” and “Suddenly Susan” or whatever the fuck they show after every single stoppage in play, in addition to the pregame intro with a production value shittier than the Tonya Harding wedding night video. Christ, I hate NBC.

By: MiseanAUfan

MiseanAUfan — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:21:13 +0000

Tony,

Don’t do that- he’s announcing the Auburn game.

By: Palouse

Palouse — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:17:57 +0000

And what about TV #2? Those of us without spouses (and whose female roommates are out of town with their boyfriends) still understand the importance of the secondary TV in the living room.

Even those of us with spouses can come to an understanding during football season.

In the living room, I’ve got the two TV setup too, one plasma and the other an LCD. Plus, with the Slingbox setup (BEST. INVENTION. EVER.), the third screen can be another game on the laptop. Me and a buddy are using Slingboxes to share a NFL Sunday ticket subscription this year too…..I seriously need to write a thank you letter to the inventor of Slingbox.

By: James

James — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:08:03 +0000

We told Kansas State we were East Alabama Male College

silly big 12ers

By: Ltrain

Ltrain — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:03:55 +0000

As did I. Mrs. L-train actually went to Radio Shack and bought my cable splitter for me. She was never more beautiful than at that moment.
F yes, today is the day.

By: Palouse

Palouse — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:57:23 +0000

I’ve got two words for the NCAA regarding “Bowl Subdivision” —-

FUCK THAT

Onward….

By: tim in tampa

tim in tampa — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:44:54 +0000

I already have the cable splitter in place and an extra DirecTV box in place in the living room.

Clearly you married well.

By: Boston Frog

Boston Frog — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:05:36 +0000

Hopefully, chilltown, because I’d love to have a fun local team to go see.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:55:26 +0000

Tim in Tampa,

I have to give Mrs. Gamecock credit.
I already have the cable splitter in place and an extra DirecTV box in place in the living room.

I’m thinking of kidnapping Ron Franklin and forcing him to sit on my couch all weekend with me, drinking bourbon. *

(* Possibly joking)