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1
jebushchrist says:
I’ve shouted “It’s Division I FOOTBALL!!!” at least 6 times today.
I’m home alone.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
2
Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Holyfuckingshiticantbelieveitivebeengoingoutofmyfuckingmindwaitingforsomethingthatisn’tfuckingbaseballifeellikethatdudefromthestephenkingstoryroadwork…
FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
3
Hook'em Tide says:
ENjoy it fellows, last day(s) that everybody can say that their team is UNDEFEATED.
That goes for you, MSU, Auburn, Notre Dame, and pig fuckers in general
August 30th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
4
Holly says:
I’ve got my hand over my heart. I’m not even kidding a little bit.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
5
duhduhdee says:
By that same token, Hook’emtide, Saban is only the reincarnation of Jesus until he loses a game. Like, to Vandy.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
6
Brian says:
NIIIIICE Holly. Today my friend said the whole nation should be made to stand hand over heart for a national anthem and flag raising at the first kickoff. I concurr. Anyways…PEACE BITCHES IM OUT TO WATCH YEOEYEOEYEO FOOTBAW!
August 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
7
gerry dorsey says:
any dogs in the house??? roo, roo, roo, roo.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
8
Der Schatten says:
#7
Adjuncted at MSU for a semester right after grad school (RTR!)…very very hard working students. I’m with the Famous Maroon Meltdown tonight
MORE COWBELL!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
9
Palouse says:
Let’s go!!!!!!!
Oh, by the way…
Best. Prank. Ever.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
10
JoesDeliGatorTail says:
COW BELL!!!!!@!!!! MOTHERFUCKIN FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
11
jakldawg says:
State fan here. Off to buy some Maker’s Mark and find a happy place….find a happy place…
August 30th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
12
Derrick in SD says:
I’m so happy! I feel like somebody just gave me a big bowl of cocaine with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew to wash it down!!!
Uh- somebody please call an ambulance…….
August 30th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
13
DevilGrad says:
The MIAMI tailgate show is on the air. Woo hoo!
http://www.g1013.com/
August 30th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
14
Der Schatten says:
Derrick in SD…whereabouts? Stuck in Dakota Dunes here (law drone in Sioux City!)
August 30th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
15
I changed my name for this post says:
FA
UH
CKYEAH.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
16
LSUJoshua says:
I never thought I would be so fucking exfuckingcited about watching every little huddle and snap between Tulsa and ULM. It feels so good when it hits your eyes!
August 30th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
17
Whohah says:
Hey Orson, can we get a MOTHERFUCKIN’ SIREN?
August 30th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
18
kleph says:
i’ll have you know that today is a NATIONAL HOLIDAY in Peru!
of course that’s to observe the feast day of Santa Rosa de Lima BUT IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!
August 30th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
19
tim says:
Yale gets credit for best.prank.ever but that was a well executed copy job
August 30th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
20
McBain says:
One word.
FIGHT! (cue Mortal Kombat theme)
August 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
21
Oops Pow Surprise says:
FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL
August 30th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
22
MBH says:
LET’S GO MOUNTAINEERS. LET’S GO DRINK SOME BEERS.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
23
Allahver Fist says:
Thank you Swindle, Stranko, guests like Holly, and all those that received hat tips for an offseason that remarkably passed an increment faster than molasses off Croom’s Brimleystache. I’ve had a bad fucking day, but it’s all footbaw from here on out.
100 Cocktails to EDSBS and all you crazy motherfuckers that stain this place!
August 30th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
24
jebushchrist says:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
25
SC_Gator says:
ohgodohgodohgod
at last!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
26
cbs5090 says:
I Hope MSU pounds that LSU ass. What an early upset that would be.. OOHHH I cant wait.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
27
Touchdown74 says:
Murray State scores on Lousiville? Is that basketball or football???
FOOTBAW!!!
WE ARE…PENN STATE!
August 30th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
28
The Humanitarian says:
LSU is looking as overrated as Kristin Dunst.
I hope the poll voters are willing to switch some teams around in the first few weeks, despite whether teams ‘win’ their cupcake games.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
29
Janus09 says:
Man that Miss St. offense is just hideous, I don’t think they could score on anybody in a BCS conference. If I was a member of that Defense I would die of depression before the 3rd.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
30
T Boo says:
3 things:
Michael Henig is awful
I can’t wait for some Holly Rowe… Everytime I hear Bacon Pants it makes me think of Oinker.
War motherfuckin shit kickin pussy lickin Eagle!
August 30th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
31
DevilGrad says:
And YOUR Miami RedHawks pound the ball into the endzone in the last thirty seconds of the game to pull out a 14-13 win! YEEEEEE-fuckin’-HAW!
(Hey, when your team is rebounding from 2-10, even the baby steps are big ones.)
August 30th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
32
jakldawg says:
Perriloux with fucking snaps. I told you that worthless counterfeiting prick would get some serious gametime for this one. Fuck those cooonass bastards.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
33
spartymike says:
Does this mean that the Secret Service and FBI no longer feel Perriloux is a “person of interest”?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
34
Run Up The Score says:
Hooray for LSU punching it in on the last play of the first half and covering the spread (10.5)! Extra cocktails for daddy!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
35
JF 4 IA FB says:
#14–Good to see another EDSBS fan in the Siouxer.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
36
Devin McCullen says:
Tiquan Underwood sets a Rutgers single-game record with 248 yards recieveing and 2 TDs, including a 65-yarder where he faked out the cornerback twice. A thing of beauty. Ray Rice just had 184 yards rushing and 3 TDs. (I know, I know, Cupcake City. It still counts!!!)
August 30th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
37
Jorgé the Bass Player says:
#32-Those “coonass bastards” covered the spread for this drunken yankee. Will your Bulldogs hook it up for me Saturday (-7)?
I fucking hope so. HOORAY FOOTBAW!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
38
John F says:
Ray Rice had a monster game, but it was the Tiquan Underwood show for sure. Defense bended a lot, but didn’t break (also thanks to Buffalo players’ inability to catch passes at key times). A good first game, the student section was loud as hell, and IT FUCKING BEGAN IN PISCATAWAY. THIS IS THE FOOTBALL AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
39
jakldawg says:
Jorge: After a vigorous shaking, the signs still point to no. Vaya ‘con dios my friend. Although tonight, while driving through Littel Mexico, many people did make the sign after seeing “The MSU” on my front bumper after I asked if I could find fresh achiote at the tienderia.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
40
J.Glanville'sVikingSpear says:
Out here on the west coast…
Anybody watching the OSU/Utah game? The Beaver’s seem to be trying to keep up with the instate rivals in the ugly uniform contest. Check a pic. Looks like they are all wearing an orange sports-bra over their uniform. And it is riding up.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Oregon State Manzeres!
August 30th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
41
The Humanitarian says:
Oregon State is looking pretty damn good. And I’m feeling pretty damn good going into my sixth hour of football watching.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:01 am
42
Ensign says:
CAPTION:
Ref: “Tennessee elects to steal the commemorative coin and fence it to Ryan Perriloux”
August 31st, 2007 at 1:15 am
43
John says:
Man, I knew Croom was going to lose. But I wasn’t expecting that!
August 31st, 2007 at 1:32 am
44
Murphzilla says:
This just in…MSU has just thrown another interception.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:53 am
45
Bama93 says:
Man how the hell did we lose to these guys? Oh yeah, Shula was our coach. I forgot about that.
August 31st, 2007 at 6:57 am
46
Troy in Columbus says:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=southernfootball
August 31st, 2007 at 6:58 am
47
nixforsix says:
Solon’s picks this year?
August 31st, 2007 at 7:55 am
48
Digital Headbutt says:
This entire week, I’ve singing “Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaaaaw yaw, yaaaw yaw, foobaw!” in my house.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:09 am
49
LSUJoshua says:
That MSU db still doesn’t know where he is.
I kinda don’t either.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am
50
Katy says:
Sweet nectar of the gods it was good to watch FOOTBAW last night! Now if I can only get through the next 24 or so hours…
August 31st, 2007 at 8:27 am