ONE WORD

by Orson on Aug 30, 2007 5:34 PM EDT

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I’ve shouted “It’s Division I FOOTBALL!!!” at least 6 times today.
I’m home alone.

by jebushchrist on Aug 30, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

Holyfuckingshiticantbelieveitivebeengoingoutofmyfuckingmindwaitingforsomethingthatisn’tfuckingbaseballifeellikethatdudefromthestephenkingstoryroadwork…

FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jorgé the Bass Player on Aug 30, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

ENjoy it fellows, last day(s) that everybody can say that their team is UNDEFEATED.

That goes for you, MSU, Auburn, Notre Dame, and pig fuckers in general

by Hook'em Tide on Aug 30, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

I’ve got my hand over my heart. I’m not even kidding a little bit.

by Holly on Aug 30, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

By that same token, Hook’emtide, Saban is only the reincarnation of Jesus until he loses a game. Like, to Vandy.

by duhduhdee on Aug 30, 2007 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

NIIIIICE Holly. Today my friend said the whole nation should be made to stand hand over heart for a national anthem and flag raising at the first kickoff. I concurr. Anyways…PEACE BITCHES IM OUT TO WATCH YEOEYEOEYEO FOOTBAW!

by Brian on Aug 30, 2007 6:01 PM EDT reply actions

any dogs in the house??? roo, roo, roo, roo.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 30, 2007 6:01 PM EDT reply actions

Adjuncted at MSU for a semester right after grad school (RTR!)…very very hard working students. I’m with the Famous Maroon Meltdown tonight ;)

MORE COWBELL!!!

by Der Schatten on Aug 30, 2007 6:07 PM EDT reply actions

Let’s go!!!!!!!

Oh, by the way…

Best. Prank. Ever.

by Palouse on Aug 30, 2007 6:08 PM EDT reply actions

COW BELL!!!!!@!!!! MOTHERFUCKIN FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JoesDeliGatorTail on Aug 30, 2007 6:14 PM EDT reply actions

State fan here. Off to buy some Maker’s Mark and find a happy place….find a happy place…

by jakldawg on Aug 30, 2007 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

I’m so happy! I feel like somebody just gave me a big bowl of cocaine with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew to wash it down!!!
Uh- somebody please call an ambulance…….

by Derrick in SD on Aug 30, 2007 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

The MIAMI tailgate show is on the air. Woo hoo!

http://www.g1013.com/

by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2007 6:26 PM EDT reply actions

Derrick in SD…whereabouts? Stuck in Dakota Dunes here (law drone in Sioux City!)

by Der Schatten on Aug 30, 2007 6:28 PM EDT reply actions

CKYEAH.

by I changed my name for this post on Aug 30, 2007 6:51 PM EDT reply actions

I never thought I would be so fucking exfuckingcited about watching every little huddle and snap between Tulsa and ULM. It feels so good when it hits your eyes!

by LSUJoshua on Aug 30, 2007 7:19 PM EDT reply actions

Hey Orson, can we get a MOTHERFUCKIN’ SIREN?

by Whohah on Aug 30, 2007 7:24 PM EDT reply actions

i’ll have you know that today is a NATIONAL HOLIDAY in Peru!

of course that’s to observe the feast day of Santa Rosa de Lima BUT IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!

by kleph on Aug 30, 2007 7:28 PM EDT reply actions

Yale gets credit for best.prank.ever but that was a well executed copy job

by tim on Aug 30, 2007 7:33 PM EDT reply actions

One word.

FIGHT! (cue Mortal Kombat theme)

by McBain on Aug 30, 2007 7:41 PM EDT reply actions

FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 30, 2007 7:47 PM EDT reply actions

LET’S GO MOUNTAINEERS. LET’S GO DRINK SOME BEERS.

by MBH on Aug 30, 2007 7:56 PM EDT reply actions

Thank you Swindle, Stranko, guests like Holly, and all those that received hat tips for an offseason that remarkably passed an increment faster than molasses off Croom’s Brimleystache. I’ve had a bad fucking day, but it’s all footbaw from here on out.

100 Cocktails to EDSBS and all you crazy motherfuckers that stain this place!

by Allahver Fist on Aug 30, 2007 7:59 PM EDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jebushchrist on Aug 30, 2007 8:07 PM EDT reply actions

ohgodohgodohgod

at last!

by SC_Gator on Aug 30, 2007 8:21 PM EDT reply actions

I Hope MSU pounds that LSU ass. What an early upset that would be.. OOHHH I cant wait.

by cbs5090 on Aug 30, 2007 8:37 PM EDT reply actions

Murray State scores on Lousiville? Is that basketball or football???

FOOTBAW!!!
WE ARE…PENN STATE!

by Touchdown74 on Aug 30, 2007 8:45 PM EDT reply actions

LSU is looking as overrated as Kristin Dunst.

I hope the poll voters are willing to switch some teams around in the first few weeks, despite whether teams ‘win’ their cupcake games.

by The Humanitarian on Aug 30, 2007 9:28 PM EDT reply actions

Man that Miss St. offense is just hideous, I don’t think they could score on anybody in a BCS conference. If I was a member of that Defense I would die of depression before the 3rd.

by Janus09 on Aug 30, 2007 9:31 PM EDT reply actions

3 things:

Michael Henig is awful

I can’t wait for some Holly Rowe… Everytime I hear Bacon Pants it makes me think of Oinker.

War motherfuckin shit kickin pussy lickin Eagle!

by T Boo on Aug 30, 2007 9:59 PM EDT reply actions

And YOUR Miami RedHawks pound the ball into the endzone in the last thirty seconds of the game to pull out a 14-13 win! YEEEEEE-fuckin’-HAW!

(Hey, when your team is rebounding from 2-10, even the baby steps are big ones.)

by DevilGrad on Aug 30, 2007 10:24 PM EDT reply actions

Perriloux with fucking snaps. I told you that worthless counterfeiting prick would get some serious gametime for this one. Fuck those cooonass bastards.

by jakldawg on Aug 30, 2007 11:00 PM EDT reply actions

Does this mean that the Secret Service and FBI no longer feel Perriloux is a “person of interest”?

by spartymike on Aug 30, 2007 11:15 PM EDT reply actions

Hooray for LSU punching it in on the last play of the first half and covering the spread (10.5)! Extra cocktails for daddy!

by Run Up The Score on Aug 30, 2007 11:24 PM EDT reply actions

#14—Good to see another EDSBS fan in the Siouxer.

by JF 4 IA FB on Aug 30, 2007 11:25 PM EDT reply actions

Tiquan Underwood sets a Rutgers single-game record with 248 yards recieveing and 2 TDs, including a 65-yarder where he faked out the cornerback twice. A thing of beauty. Ray Rice just had 184 yards rushing and 3 TDs. (I know, I know, Cupcake City. It still counts!!!)

by Devin McCullen on Aug 30, 2007 11:29 PM EDT reply actions

#32-Those “coonass bastards” covered the spread for this drunken yankee. Will your Bulldogs hook it up for me Saturday (-7)?

I fucking hope so. HOORAY FOOTBAW!!!!!!!

by Jorgé the Bass Player on Aug 30, 2007 11:46 PM EDT reply actions

Ray Rice had a monster game, but it was the Tiquan Underwood show for sure. Defense bended a lot, but didn’t break (also thanks to Buffalo players’ inability to catch passes at key times). A good first game, the student section was loud as hell, and IT FUCKING BEGAN IN PISCATAWAY. THIS IS THE FOOTBALL AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

by John F on Aug 30, 2007 11:53 PM EDT reply actions

Jorge: After a vigorous shaking, the signs still point to no. Vaya ’con dios my friend. Although tonight, while driving through Littel Mexico, many people did make the sign after seeing “The MSU” on my front bumper after I asked if I could find fresh achiote at the tienderia.

by jakldawg on Aug 30, 2007 11:54 PM EDT reply actions

Out here on the west coast…

Anybody watching the OSU/Utah game? The Beaver’s seem to be trying to keep up with the instate rivals in the ugly uniform contest. Check a pic. Looks like they are all wearing an orange sports-bra over their uniform. And it is riding up.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Oregon State Manzeres!

by J.Glanville'sVikingSpear on Aug 31, 2007 12:51 AM EDT reply actions