FIVE HOURS
Trying…to…keep…pants…on…and…stay…off…ceiling…
Five hours to kickoff. We’re…we’re…WE CAN SING! LISTEN!!!
There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling…
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Dave says:
Nick Saban is so excited that he doesn’t have time for this shit
August 30th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
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Judge says:
From the looks of this link, it looks like she got back on the blow……
http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/Elizabeth_Berkley_031.html
August 30th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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Judge says:
From the looks of this link, she got back on the blow….
http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/Elizabeth_Berkley_031.html
August 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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Brian says:
Id actually never seen that clip before. Just heard the quote. Kindof a let down.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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Judge says:
Judging from this link she is back on the blow…..
http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/Elizabeth_Berkley_031.html
August 30th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Zach should have knocked the bottom out of it right then and there to get back at AC Slater for years of calling him preppy.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Of course Slater had the last laugh , “I’m the host of Pet Star, biotch!”
August 30th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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Judge says:
Judging from Showgirls, she got back on the blow….
August 30th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Brian, it was a watershed moment in TV history. You’re acting as if you expected the Hindenburg to crash through the window.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Slut.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
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OPNY says:
Great caesar’s ghost! What an actress!
August 30th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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Burt77 says:
/sighs
where the HELL is the CHEESECAKE!!!!!????
/sniff
August 30th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I had an awful Flinstones Vitamin habit until I saw that episode. It really spoke to me, made me think. What am I doing with my life? I want to sing! I want to dance! I want to make love to a woman! That very same day I flushed those Flinstones down the toilet and never looked back. And two days ago, ladies and gentlemen, I made love to that woman!
August 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
#8- Patience, amigo. Plenty of that tomorrow.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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Whohah says:
A scant 4-and-a-half hours until college football…
Orson, this calls for SPEED METAL and COCK ROCK.
Judas Priest – Painkiller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAagedeKdcQ
Motorhead – Overkill: http://www.somethingilearned.com/sounds/bombs/Motorhead%20-%20Overkill.mp3
Andrew W.K. – Party Hard (PARTY PARTY PARTY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdcDvEg4mSw
August 30th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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bhors says:
Is it sad that I could scroll half way down, know what the scene is from, and be able to recite the whole scene by childhood memory.
Kelly Kapowski was a much better woman. And who wouldn’t like to dip into some Lisa Tirtle.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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ChicaGoBlue says:
It was Lisa Turtle, and yes, I wanted to hit that even at the tender age of 11. What in the wide world of sports ever happened to Lark Voorhies, anyway?
August 30th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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GamecockTony says:
I don’t know what the hell you are talking about.
There is clearly a baby crawling on the ceiling here.
(I may have started drinking at breakfast. Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone.)
Bhors,
Jeff Sagarin Rankings:
1. Kapowski
2. Spano
3. Turtle/Tirtle (really… she spelled it like that?)
4. The chick in the leather jacket from the later seasons.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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Scalz1 says:
My one question regarding the game tonight: Will Bubba Sparx be doing the promo/intro? We can only hope .
August 30th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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Brian says:
Kelly Kapowski was VHT.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
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Whitey says:
Biggus – congratulations on that momentous occasion.
If it will get me through this day any faster, I’ll take her leftover speed/diet pills.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
+1 Brian
August 30th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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ChicaGoBlue says:
Andrew W.K.’s father was my property professor in law school. I saw him once on Cribs and it kind of made my brain explode.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#12 – forget those bands and crank up the Deathtongue
August 30th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
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BDoc says:
Pills that enhance studying? Who the fuck would want to take those anyway?
August 30th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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Pants McPants says:
#22
“Please seek bartending attention if you experience studying lasting longer than four hours”…
August 30th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
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Whohah says:
#21 –
Aren’t you forgetting their troubles with Tipper Gore & Co.? They’ve been “Billy and the Boingers” for years now. (BTW, their last album filled with polka covers sucked!)
August 30th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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Clay Cornelius says:
The girl with the leather jacket was Tori Scott (yes i know her last name.) I prefer Stacy Carosi AKA Leah Remini (yeah i knew that too.) Ms. Remini is that fine young lady on King of Queens. Don’t get it twisted. I won the Saved by the Bell Trivia Contest at a pep rally in high school.
Saved by the Bell and Football…It’s what Alabama does/will do through the proper processes given due diligence to what we are trying to achieve in relation to what we want to try to do to become as successful as we can be not only on the football field, but in the classroom and in life outside of football…Aight!
August 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
After enduring a seemingly endless, meaningless, numb-inducing summer baseball season, it is great to know that College Football is baaaaaaaack!
I am so happy, that I will even watch Lester “The Molestor” Miles’ LSU team beat the crap out of Chef’s team from South Park this evening.
Cheers for all!
August 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Billy in the Boingers is like Van Hagar.
Deathtongue is the real deal, just like Van Halen is with David Lee Roth.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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lanceharbor says:
@13 Bhors, I feel your pain (or pleasure, I prefer pleasure). I can’t see the video at work, but know exactly what is happening from ten years of Clockwork Orange-like exposure to Saved By The Bell…for which I’m thankful.
Plus ask any girl in any bar in America what is the most dramatic Saved By the Bell episode….Tada!
August 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
Lisa Turtle was the forbidden sex pot of the cast. I read that she was Jehovah’s Witness and would skank it up like the others.
Though I have to admit I had a little something going for Violet Bickerstaff (a young, pre-implanted, Tori Spelling). It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
Uh…that should be “wouldn’t” not would.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
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Liam says:
The greatest 3 days of my life were the ones that I spent recovering from surgery that miraculously coincided with a TNT Saved by the Bell marathon.
And, the hottest was easily the chick from the beach club who’s on king of queens.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
I see your Deathtongue and raise you Every Time I Die.
http://www.myspace.com/everytimeidie
Come on. Go listen. They list their influences as Motorhead and Pantera, that’s all you need to know.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
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ChicaGoBlue says:
#29: “It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.”
Dear God, I hope you mean “stockings”.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
As noted in post #30 and #33, me no spell good.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
the hottest chick on saved by the bell was the school nurse that zack “thought” he was gonna bag until she went fake crazy on him in an effort to scare his statutory ass away.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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Tim says:
Did Leah Remini get fat in the last few seasons of King of Queens? Was it just a baby thing?
I’ve always been strangely attracted to her, but she’s still a scientologist.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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Aerobab says:
Biggus @ #10: Fifteen years ago, I too, quit the Flinstones cold turkey. Things were going great, until two weeks ago…when the Mrs. brought home a bottle to give to the daughter.
Them fuckers are addictive!
August 31st, 2007 at 7:53 am