FIVE HOURS
Trying…to…keep…pants…on…and…stay…off…ceiling…
Five hours to kickoff. We’re…we’re…WE CAN SING! LISTEN!!!
There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling…
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Biggus @ #10: Fifteen years ago, I too, quit the Flinstones cold turkey. Things were going great, until two weeks ago…when the Mrs. brought home a bottle to give to the daughter.
Them fuckers are addictive!
Comment by Aerobab — August 31, 2007 @ 7:53 am
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Did Leah Remini get fat in the last few seasons of King of Queens? Was it just a baby thing?
I’ve always been strangely attracted to her, but she’s still a scientologist.
Comment by Tim — August 30, 2007 @ 5:59 pm
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the hottest chick on saved by the bell was the school nurse that zack “thought” he was gonna bag until she went fake crazy on him in an effort to scare his statutory ass away.
Comment by gerry dorsey — August 30, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
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As noted in post #30 and #33, me no spell good.
Comment by Rex Cramer — August 30, 2007 @ 4:53 pm
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#29: “It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.”
Dear God, I hope you mean “stockings”.
Comment by ChicaGoBlue — August 30, 2007 @ 4:41 pm
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I see your Deathtongue and raise you Every Time I Die.
http://www.myspace.com/everytimeidie
Come on. Go listen. They list their influences as Motorhead and Pantera, that’s all you need to know.
Comment by LSUJoshua — August 30, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
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The greatest 3 days of my life were the ones that I spent recovering from surgery that miraculously coincided with a TNT Saved by the Bell marathon.
And, the hottest was easily the chick from the beach club who’s on king of queens.
Comment by Liam — August 30, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
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Uh…that should be “wouldn’t” not would.
Comment by Rex Cramer — August 30, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
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Lisa Turtle was the forbidden sex pot of the cast. I read that she was Jehovah’s Witness and would skank it up like the others.
Though I have to admit I had a little something going for Violet Bickerstaff (a young, pre-implanted, Tori Spelling). It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.
Comment by Rex Cramer — August 30, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
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@13 Bhors, I feel your pain (or pleasure, I prefer pleasure). I can’t see the video at work, but know exactly what is happening from ten years of Clockwork Orange-like exposure to Saved By The Bell…for which I’m thankful.
Plus ask any girl in any bar in America what is the most dramatic Saved By the Bell episode….Tada!
Comment by lanceharbor — August 30, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
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Billy in the Boingers is like Van Hagar.
Deathtongue is the real deal, just like Van Halen is with David Lee Roth.
Comment by NewAZTiger — August 30, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
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After enduring a seemingly endless, meaningless, numb-inducing summer baseball season, it is great to know that College Football is baaaaaaaack!
I am so happy, that I will even watch Lester “The Molestor” Miles’ LSU team beat the crap out of Chef’s team from South Park this evening.
Cheers for all!
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — August 30, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
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The girl with the leather jacket was Tori Scott (yes i know her last name.) I prefer Stacy Carosi AKA Leah Remini (yeah i knew that too.) Ms. Remini is that fine young lady on King of Queens. Don’t get it twisted. I won the Saved by the Bell Trivia Contest at a pep rally in high school.
Saved by the Bell and Football…It’s what Alabama does/will do through the proper processes given due diligence to what we are trying to achieve in relation to what we want to try to do to become as successful as we can be not only on the football field, but in the classroom and in life outside of football…Aight!
Comment by Clay Cornelius — August 30, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
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#21 -
Aren’t you forgetting their troubles with Tipper Gore & Co.? They’ve been “Billy and the Boingers” for years now. (BTW, their last album filled with polka covers sucked!)
Comment by Whohah — August 30, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
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#22
“Please seek bartending attention if you experience studying lasting longer than four hours”…
Comment by Pants McPants — August 30, 2007 @ 3:37 pm