FIVE HOURS
by Orson on Aug 30, 2007 3:00 PM EDT
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Five hours to kickoff. We're...we're...WE CAN SING! LISTEN!!!
There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling...
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Nick Saban is so excited that he doesn’t have time for this shit
by Dave on Aug 30, 2007 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
From the looks of this link, it looks like she got back on the blow……
by Judge on Aug 30, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
From the looks of this link, she got back on the blow….
by Judge on Aug 30, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Id actually never seen that clip before. Just heard the quote. Kindof a let down.
by Brian on Aug 30, 2007 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Judging from this link she is back on the blow…..
by Judge on Aug 30, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Zach should have knocked the bottom out of it right then and there to get back at AC Slater for years of calling him preppy.
by Out of Conference on Aug 30, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Of course Slater had the last laugh , “I’m the host of Pet Star, biotch!”
by Out of Conference on Aug 30, 2007 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Judging from Showgirls, she got back on the blow….
by Judge on Aug 30, 2007 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Brian, it was a watershed moment in TV history. You’re acting as if you expected the Hindenburg to crash through the window.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 30, 2007 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
/sighs
where the HELL is the CHEESECAKE!!!!!????
/sniff
by Burt77 on Aug 30, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
I had an awful Flinstones Vitamin habit until I saw that episode. It really spoke to me, made me think. What am I doing with my life? I want to sing! I want to dance! I want to make love to a woman! That very same day I flushed those Flinstones down the toilet and never looked back. And two days ago, ladies and gentlemen, I made love to that woman!
by Biggus Rickus on Aug 30, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
- Patience, amigo. Plenty of that tomorrow.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Aug 30, 2007 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
A scant 4-and-a-half hours until college football…
Orson, this calls for SPEED METAL and COCK ROCK.
Judas Priest – Painkiller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAagedeKdcQ
Motorhead – Overkill: http://www.somethingilearned.com/sounds/bombs/Motorhead%20-%20Overkill.mp3
Andrew W.K. – Party Hard (PARTY PARTY PARTY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdcDvEg4mSw
by Whohah on Aug 30, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Is it sad that I could scroll half way down, know what the scene is from, and be able to recite the whole scene by childhood memory.
Kelly Kapowski was a much better woman. And who wouldn’t like to dip into some Lisa Tirtle.
by bhors on Aug 30, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
It was Lisa Turtle, and yes, I wanted to hit that even at the tender age of 11. What in the wide world of sports ever happened to Lark Voorhies, anyway?
by ChicaGoBlue on Aug 30, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t know what the hell you are talking about.
There is clearly a baby crawling on the ceiling here.
(I may have started drinking at breakfast. Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone.)
Bhors,
Jeff Sagarin Rankings:
1. Kapowski
2. Spano
3. Turtle/Tirtle (really… she spelled it like that?)
4. The chick in the leather jacket from the later seasons.
by GamecockTony on Aug 30, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
My one question regarding the game tonight: Will Bubba Sparx be doing the promo/intro? We can only hope .
by Scalz1 on Aug 30, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Biggus – congratulations on that momentous occasion.
If it will get me through this day any faster, I’ll take her leftover speed/diet pills.
by Whitey on Aug 30, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
Andrew W.K.’s father was my property professor in law school. I saw him once on Cribs and it kind of made my brain explode.
by ChicaGoBlue on Aug 30, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
- - forget those bands and crank up the Deathtongue
by NewAZTiger on Aug 30, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Pills that enhance studying? Who the fuck would want to take those anyway?
by BDoc on Aug 30, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
#22
“Please seek bartending attention if you experience studying lasting longer than four hours”…
by Pants McPants on Aug 30, 2007 4:37 PM EDT reply actions
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Aren’t you forgetting their troubles with Tipper Gore & Co.? They’ve been “Billy and the Boingers” for years now. (BTW, their last album filled with polka covers sucked!)
by Whohah on Aug 30, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
The girl with the leather jacket was Tori Scott (yes i know her last name.) I prefer Stacy Carosi AKA Leah Remini (yeah i knew that too.) Ms. Remini is that fine young lady on King of Queens. Don’t get it twisted. I won the Saved by the Bell Trivia Contest at a pep rally in high school.
Saved by the Bell and Football…It’s what Alabama does/will do through the proper processes given due diligence to what we are trying to achieve in relation to what we want to try to do to become as successful as we can be not only on the football field, but in the classroom and in life outside of football…Aight!
by Clay Cornelius on Aug 30, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
After enduring a seemingly endless, meaningless, numb-inducing summer baseball season, it is great to know that College Football is baaaaaaaack!
I am so happy, that I will even watch Lester “The Molestor” Miles’ LSU team beat the crap out of Chef’s team from South Park this evening.
Cheers for all!
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Aug 30, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
Billy in the Boingers is like Van Hagar.
Deathtongue is the real deal, just like Van Halen is with David Lee Roth.
by NewAZTiger on Aug 30, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
@13 Bhors, I feel your pain (or pleasure, I prefer pleasure). I can’t see the video at work, but know exactly what is happening from ten years of Clockwork Orange-like exposure to Saved By The Bell…for which I’m thankful.
Plus ask any girl in any bar in America what is the most dramatic Saved By the Bell episode….Tada!
by lanceharbor on Aug 30, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
Lisa Turtle was the forbidden sex pot of the cast. I read that she was Jehovah’s Witness and would skank it up like the others.
Though I have to admit I had a little something going for Violet Bickerstaff (a young, pre-implanted, Tori Spelling). It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.
by Rex Cramer on Aug 30, 2007 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
The greatest 3 days of my life were the ones that I spent recovering from surgery that miraculously coincided with a TNT Saved by the Bell marathon.
And, the hottest was easily the chick from the beach club who’s on king of queens.
by Liam on Aug 30, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
I see your Deathtongue and raise you Every Time I Die.
Come on. Go listen. They list their influences as Motorhead and Pantera, that’s all you need to know.
by LSUJoshua on Aug 30, 2007 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
#29: “It was the pony-tales and stalkings that got me.”
Dear God, I hope you mean “stockings”.
by ChicaGoBlue on Aug 30, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
As noted in post #30 and #33, me no spell good.
by Rex Cramer on Aug 30, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
the hottest chick on saved by the bell was the school nurse that zack “thought” he was gonna bag until she went fake crazy on him in an effort to scare his statutory ass away.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 30, 2007 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
Did Leah Remini get fat in the last few seasons of King of Queens? Was it just a baby thing?
I’ve always been strangely attracted to her, but she’s still a scientologist.
by Tim on Aug 30, 2007 6:59 PM EDT reply actions
Biggus @ #10: Fifteen years ago, I too, quit the Flinstones cold turkey. Things were going great, until two weeks ago…when the Mrs. brought home a bottle to give to the daughter.
Them fuckers are addictive!
by Aerobab on Aug 31, 2007 8:53 AM EDT reply actions
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