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Around SBN: Are The Orioles Bad Or Unlucky With Their Young Pitching?

DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 2

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See them thighs ? That’s good breedin’ stock right there.

Click Clack.

by Scalz1 on Aug 30, 2007 9:04 AM EDT reply actions  

So do I

by Wooderson on Aug 30, 2007 9:10 AM EDT reply actions  

clears throat

Ol’ ball coach, dude, yes, dude, camera.

[/deadspin]

by Beatuofa on Aug 30, 2007 9:16 AM EDT reply actions  

It took me a minute to realize the Viagra ad was actually separate from the pic….

by Pants McPants on Aug 30, 2007 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

While scouting a QB the ’ol Ball Coach spots a Tight End

by akaRonMexico on Aug 30, 2007 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah dis’ head bawcoach!

I told you she could really…

… wait, what was I saying?

I’m gonna need a bigger pair of jorts… CLICK CLACK!

by Class of 2007 on Aug 30, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s my birthday folks. Can someone please post bunda for me? That’s all I really want..And world peace, but one out of two ain’t bad

by Jmuthaf'nT on Aug 30, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s about ready to clack her click.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 30, 2007 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

With all the suspensions, she may be playing QB for the Cocks before we know it.

by The Last Dragon on Aug 30, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Affirmation and Cheesecake in the same posting.

And there’s FOOTBAW today!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it’s shaping up to be a good day.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 30, 2007 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Nothin’s finer than fresh squeezed Florida Arnge Juice, ‘cept mayyyybe this little chickadee. Wellllll, gonna have to see if she’s down with the OBC. Haw!

by Allahver Fist on Aug 30, 2007 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

His knees are wrinkly.

by jebushchrist on Aug 30, 2007 9:37 AM EDT reply actions  

jebus — Well, she’s presumably spent a lot of time on them.

by Run Up The Score on Aug 30, 2007 9:42 AM EDT reply actions  

OBC’s fucktoy had to learn the spread somehow.

by jebushchrist on Aug 30, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Why do I think OBC is going to congratulate the QB pictured here with an ass-slap rather than the handshake Wuerffel got on the banner picture?

by maskedavenger on Aug 30, 2007 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

OBC likes to hunt cougars on the premises. Bring em to you he says, easy as catching fish in the tank at bass pro shops or LL bean. Straight Gangsta’.

by Brian on Aug 30, 2007 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Well he is accustomed to the jorted look.

by Chili on Aug 30, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks like the ole’ ball coach is ready to show her the ole’ ball sack.

On a side note – in 2 more days, CFB (at least the real games) will begin – and sadly, they will begin without Joe Kines gettin his yaw yaw on. Guess we’ll never know if he figured out how to stop that rascally inside trout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT28g6YBU

by crabs on Aug 30, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions  

#13

Run up the score—Not to be anal but (1) her knees ain’t wrinkly and (2) Jebus said “His knees.” Going by your logic are we to presume that the OBC has presumably spent a lot of time on his knees? Because if I found out the man who caused me so much misery in my life was a faygele, I’d have to seek therapy. So would Fat Phil.

by MeytonPanning on Aug 30, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions  

What about those of us for whom today is DAY ZERO?

You are so jealous that we don’t have to wait until Saturday for our team to destroy a 1-AA team on ESPNU.

Although it will be rain tonight.

As was said in Macbeth: “Let it come down!”

by CardsFan922 on Aug 30, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

OBC has a bit of a wide stance…

by Jerkwheat on Aug 30, 2007 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Here’s a site full of poon – SEC poon:

http://secpoon.com/

by Biggus Rickus on Aug 30, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

CardsFan, that’s cold calling Mississippi State a I-AA team… accurate, but cold… :-p

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 30, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Last Dragon #9 – that would be nice. Unfortunately, the stable of eligible QBs is still full at USCe.

by Out of Conference on Aug 30, 2007 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Point of order: this is one visual scenario that does not need to wait 2 more days. It’s very clear that OBC likes it NOW. Much like LSU and MSU fans, he has reached Day Zero.

by HFS on Aug 30, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. Come on, I knew what he meant! It’s Christmas Day, can’t we all just get along?

by jebushchrist on Aug 30, 2007 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Great looks, great body, can hold a football – why the hell should SC girls know why the rest of the damn country can’t point out USA on a map?!?

by Out of Conference on Aug 30, 2007 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

27 comments and not a single cock(s) joke. i’m either impressed or disappointed.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 30, 2007 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Spurrier likes her ability to check down her routes to the “safety valve.”

by robert on Aug 30, 2007 10:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Biggus, found that yesterday. Instant bookmark on the bookmark bar in Safari.

Coop, if you’re out there. The next Mike the Tiger is on campus. He’s a 2 y.o., 300 lb siberian/bengal mix that should top out at 700 lbs. He’ll be introduced Sept. 8th. He’s currently just chilling in his house. I will let you know how the lower 5 lbs of meat scenario you inspired me with goes.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 30, 2007 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

“Hey, darlin, anybody ever teach you how to catch a “swing pass”?

(Actually, based on the look on the HBC’s face, he’s probably imagining himself sinking a 30-footer at Augusta.)

by GamecockTony on Aug 30, 2007 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

how the fuck did that hick win the heisman over stabler

by mp on Aug 30, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

OBC is considering whether to have the new recruit run the naked bootleg.

by Signal to Noise on Aug 30, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

#32

you act like the snake wouldn’t be staring at that ass.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 30, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. by being a better player.

by Will on Aug 30, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

#19: Oh yeah? Well, I meant that she spent a lot of time on OBC’s knees, because, you know, that would uh…make sense.

by Run Up The Score on Aug 30, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Spurrier looks like he’s ready for a round of golf…

…he’s contemplating the back side.

by Raider Red on Aug 30, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

what is up with that gay pirate ad at the bottom this page?

by cockengr on Aug 30, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

My guess is that chick could kick OBC’s ass. Check out them biceps.

by Kelly Williams on Aug 30, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Coach Kines is now currently working for the Ticket Office at the university, so instead of facing that inside trap, hes selling tickets…can’t find the joke in that…oh well.

by alextuscaloosa on Aug 30, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions  

OBC thinks to himself, "Now that’s a fine lookin’ U.S. American…that’s a much finer ass than Syvelle Newton!

by Cletis on Aug 30, 2007 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else think that’s Rosanna Arquette?

by Steve on Aug 30, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Cockengr,

I think that’s an ad for Texas Tech season ticket sales.

by GamecockTony on Aug 30, 2007 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that an ad for an anime Mike Leach MMORPG?

by Scalz1 on Aug 30, 2007 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

#22. Nice link. A little Thursday poon always welcome.

by The Last Dragon on Aug 30, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I cannot c dis.

by Boba Fett on Aug 30, 2007 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LMAO.

Now its a Mr Woodcock ad. Appropriate for this topic.

by cockengr on Aug 30, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You know the strange at hand must be pretty dang fine if the jorts haven’t even been noticed yet. It took me a few glances to notice myself.

You hit the obvious things first, the t&a. Then the face. Back to the thighs because of the 1st comment. Just to see if she is true SEC hotness, you check to see if she’s gripping the ball right (nope). Back to the t&a. Then, finally, there they are, that dreaded garment. Just long enough not to be trashy, short enough to show off those thighs.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 30, 2007 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Who doesn’t? Should be added to the this on why its great to be a gators fan.
http://www.onmylist.com/category/sports/Its_Great_to_be_a_Florida_Gator_1

by Noah on Aug 30, 2007 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I DO have time for that shit…

by NickSabanisHungLikeaMule on Aug 31, 2007 7:27 AM EDT reply actions  

See what happens when you leave the girls of florida for the girls of south carolina. Maybe she knows where south africa is?

by christopher on Sep 2, 2007 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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