Orson Swindle rummages around the EDSBS Bunker, flashlight and can of Pine-Sol in hand.
OS: Shit, we need to clean up around here. Old "Punt Bama Punt!" bumper stickers...an autographed Cecil Collins crowbar...Jesus, it's like haven't cleaned in here since the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl---
AAAAAAIIIIIGGGH!! What the fuck, Galoshes? You know we hate it when you sneak up on us like that.
Galoshes McGillicuddy, the Gold-Lusting Whoremouthed Leprechaun of Glories Past : OI HOI, Swindle! I NEED DAT GOLD, N*****!!!
OS: You've been spending too much time in Alabama, Galoshes. What's up?
Galoshes: Fuck yo' couch! All the gold be in the hands of Saban, and he guards it with a dragon. Burnt me motherfuckin' hands to rare filets, it did!
OS: Those...those need medical attention, Galoshes. What are you doing here?
Galoshes: What I do best, Swindle. Bring ye the down 'n durrty on me old boys, The Foightin' Irish.
OS: (takes out Inserection receipt and old red crayon.) We're listening.
Galoshes: Don't gimme that "we" shit, punk! I NEED DAT GOLD N****!!!
OS: Those hands...is that what that smell is? By the way, I have no gold.
Galoshes: Nevermind me hands! Then fifteen thousand in doubloons then, Swindle, for what ye seek to know...
OS: I will give you a dollar fifty and you will tell me, or I will spray you with Pine-Sol until you leave or die a lemony, horrible death.
Galoshes: Demetrius Jones is the starting quarterback against Georgia Tech, boy-o. You need ask no more. NOW GIMME DAT PAPER OR POP GOES THE WEASEL BITCH!!!
OS: (Sprays Pine-Sol on Galoshes' red, swollen hands. Cries of agony ensue.)
Galoshes: Meant to say: you're welcome, sirrah.
OS: No problem. How'd you find this out?
Galoshes: Oh, I have mah ways with Charlie, ya know.
OS: Say no more. Seriously. I don't want to...
Galoshes: No, really, it's fascinatin', see? First I gets me lucky ball gag...then I--AAAAIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
OS: (Sprays Pine-Sol, dials 911.)
One source is here. We confirmed this with Galoshes, who's as good a source as you can imagine.
P.S. And here. Facebook, again!