CURIOUS INDEX, 8/29/07

Funny thing is the game was the first thing I thought of when they said Kirby was the starter. Weird.

No offense to Buffs fans but maybe PETA can go nag somebody else about their mascot now…

…GODDAMN HIPPIES!!

Earl Campbell apparently was an Auburn PlainsmenWarDamnEagleTiger:

http://burntorangenation.com/story/2007/8/28/211442/109

dick

Kirby and nipple licking, just doesn’t get much sexier than that people.

hey billy,

maybe building off of orson’s suggestion, an lsu fan should purchase ralphie and present it to the new mike the tiger. mmmmmmmm…..buffalo.

So between the Mighty Quinn’s ball grabbing exploits and Charlie Weis’ “bear” status, can we assume that Notre Dame does not share the Vatican’s view on homosexuality?

Gerry
I’d rather present the hopefully-soon-to-be Mike with a PETA member.

That was no Donation….that was Fulmer paying off his long-overdue cafeteria charges on his school account…

Who knew that Chik-fil-a was such a hot-spot?

Ahhh, Penn State vs. Georgia in the 1983 Sugar Bowl / National Championship on ESPN Classic right now. My first real football-related memory. I hope we win.

nothing to do with college FB, but a random disturbing statement some of you may enjoy mocking:

The brevity of the outing left some thinking [Bucs 4th-string QB] Simms was injured when he took a hit on the last play, but Simms has said since that the outing actually went as planned.

“Coach said he might throw me in there for a series just to get me out there, or in his words, ‘smell the huddle again,’” Simms said. "I smelled it.

“It smelled just as I remembered. It was good.”

Batter Adhesion Studies? Orson, you are a poet.

Sorry #2 – Even PETA does not like bad football. They have forgotten about us and Ralphie after 2-10. And Mike would much rather enjoy a tasty sheep, much like Cam, the three hundred year old bag of wool that Colorado State manages to drag out to half field before he collapses. I will see if I can arrange a meeting for the two.

Bevo would make for the most succulent and tender meat of all Live mascots. Not to mention he’s only minutes from the finest Barbecue pits in all the land.

good thing I didn’t read this until after my class because I probably would have caused a disruption when I fell out of my chair laughing at that Vince Young/ 60 feet of pipe joke.

Orson, I am going to assume the blonde in the photo is a girl… otherwise I will be queasily distracted from my daydreaming of Croom attacking Miles after losing on Thur nite

Random reactions:

(1) The sixty feet of pipe line was probably Orson’s best so far this month — and August has been damn good.

(2) Over at MiamiHawkTalk, we prefer to refer to CSU’s mascot as the Wethers after they canceled their return game to Oxford. (Look it up.)

(3) If Ralphie needs to retire, I saw at least 1,500 potential replacements at Custer State Park (SD) a couple of week ago.

GOD HELP US.

And start wheeling Robert Marve around in a pope mobile. We will probably need him.

Laugh at Fulmer if you want but he’s sly as a fox. He knows he’s on the hotseat this year if he doesn’t get it done. So look at the $1 million donation as job security. How is the university going to fire one of its biggest donors? Making allies in the school administration can go a long way. This is what saved JoePa’s job in the early part of the decade.

Fulmer’s $1M donation is much less than he’s contributed to Papa John’s. Not Papa John’s Stadium projects, or Louisville’s coffers, but simply Papa John’s.

Uhhh, so Notre Dame has two hot guys in the top 25. That’s good, right? We’re number 1?

Oh man, I can’t believe I just looked at that at work.

Let me ask a question. (For Anybody but UAT[uscaloosa] Fans) Is the hatred towards Fulmer just a by product of the rivalries in the SEC? Or is there something specific about his actions/character you genuinely dislike? (Sort of like UT fans and their hatred for Darth Visor who by all accounts is a pretty decent guy) I’ve followed the Fulmer Cup and love it because I see it as symbolic of the rivalry and a jab towards the 2005 offseason more than I see it as a statement about who Fulmer is. I guess the question is this: Do you hate Fulmer because he is a jerk, or do you “hate” Fulmer because he is a Vol and there are no shortage of jokes about fat asses?

Fulmer seems like a jerk to me. He sort of stabbed Majors in the back when he took the job from him. I don’t know the man, obviously, but he just seems slimy.

So many reasons to hate Pharmer Phil.

1. Duplicitous Douchebag-ery
2. Crybaby and simultaneous bully to and of the old Kramer regime
3. Dirtiest program South of any Ohio-based Tressel project that, because of 1 and 2 above, escapes any real punishment for pretty blatant violations.
4. He’s an ass who got outcoached by Tyrone Willingham
5. Rivalry baby
6. You’re right on the last part…fat jokes never get old: especially about the dayglow wearing, loathsome bag of suet that is Phil Fulmer.

RTR

Bama fans making fun of Tennessee’s “slimy” coach?! I’m looking at you, #’s 24 and 25…Apparently you need a lesson in that whole rocks/glass houses thing.

At least TRY to come up with something creative like Mike @ #20 did. (Which by the way is an awesome response…even as a Tennesse fan!)

Boi from Troy showing some love for the Irish! Yep, that looks as creepy as it sounded in my head.

I could make fun of some Bama Coaches but the list is long, not so distinguished, and I can’t decide who to pick on. Talk about slimy.

RE #26: In continuation of that post Id like to say that nick saban without a football career is just a used car salesman in a shitty gray suit.

Ooh, now that’s a good topic for a slow offseason day — thank God we don’t have to say that four many months — a where would they be now (if it weren’t for football) thread.

Tubby would go back to selling catfish.
Orgeron would be a wild bear wrangler.
Leach would be a pirate.

Mark Richt, pastor.

Dayglow wearing huh? Saban is going to need those crimson sweat pants so the crowd can’t see him period-ing all over himself. Somebody get the bastard some Tampax.

Waaaaay off topic…

Despite how asinine some of his other rankings are, Herbstreit ranks UF women in the top 3. Eat that, Clay Aiken!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview07/news/story?id=2990155

And only two non-SEC Schools in the list….FSU should be higher, too.

Soooooooo Orson watches the gay pride parade? Every year?

I don’t like Fulmer because…
He runs a corrupt program, snitches & depite numerous accusations always comes out with no real penalties.
He coaches a rival for my alma mater & my parents alma mater.
And since we haven’t beat Florida in a while, we have to pick on someone.

Actually I’m a Georgia fan. As to relative slimyness, I don’t think any Georgia coach comes close to Fulmer. Was Wally Butts slimy? Not sure there.

What about St. Richt over in Athens?

Techie – What about him? Aside from the fact that he owns Tech.

Another “If not for football” – Chuck Amato would be doing children’s birthday parties as Chuckie the Clown.

I’m a ‘Bama (and Kentucky) fan, and I thought Fulmer was a decent enough guy until I learned a bit more about how he blindsided Majors (note, I don’t know all of it, so hell, I’m willing to be wrong).

I will say that any man that big who wears that much orange is a target for anyone except hunters.

Who says he’s not a target?

Touche. Tou-damn-che.

I think The Orgeron would go back to being a wild bear.

Kirby’s Adventure was the fucking pwnz.

Little known fact about Phil Fulmer…Peyton Manning killed him 2 years ago.

You know how he feels about snitches…

Billy…not true. Peyton’s response about that alleged incident was similar to OJ’s defense: “Not sayin’ I did….Not sayin’ I didn’t. You know what I mean? Whatever.”

I hate that Fulmer bastard because he ate the last donut at the ESPN coaches brunch in Bristol back in the spring. What a dick.

Holy Smokes,
I met that guy that got pulled through the drainpipe back in 2002 at the Elite Eight in San Jose, CA, (where I live). When Oklahoma beat Mizzou to make the final 4, I happened to buy an extra ticket from him & sit next to the guy for 2 hours. Real strange to see him referenced on EDSBS. Helluva nice guy, real glad to hear he’s OK. Karma?