BLOGTOBERFEST! SPEAKING QUICKLY EDITION

by Orson on Aug 28, 2007 3:53 PM EDT

Moving quickly information rolling agglomerating overload HAAAAAALP!!!

Listen to me for I am speaking quickly! Boise State's marketing department is getting all aggro and fast-talky like Tommy Lee Jones in a 90s movie.

WAREHOUSE FARMHOUSE DOGHOUSE HENHOUSE BRONCOHOUSE!!!

Jerrell Powe continues his odyssey to get eligible for Ole Miss, and continues to get sidetracked by not making academic minimums. He's out till '08 due to academics. (HT: RCR)

Adam Duritz is a Cal fan. Well, who knew that?

Erik Ainge dinged his throwing hand in practice, which has the Cromptonite fringe a-whoopin' and a-hollerin' at Tennessee.

Joe McKnight would really like his soy chai now, please.

My, that's a lot of guards. Earlier this year, TAMU claimed its spring game as a win. Now they're fielding four guards on offense. The protection should be incredible.

Infernal Show has their own Florida preview up and we're cast as the conquistadors. Fine with us, as long as we get first picks. We choose...smallpox!

UCLA's locker room gets a makeover from corporate that only can be described as that: corporate. Click the jump for the pics. (HT: JC)

Champions use droptile ceilings and fluorescents, son.

No, Karl. No hidden meaning behind that removable magnetic name plate at all.

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Thankfully that is magnetic… At first glance I figured UCLA sold out to Fathead, and I was going to have to suffer through more Ben Rothlisberger asking, nay begging me to “get a Fathead.” Excruciating punishment

by skinnyphatman on Aug 28, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

Fanboy seems more like 90’s Dennis Leary than Al Gore’s favorite roomie

by Tailgator on Aug 28, 2007 4:00 PM EDT reply actions

beat me to it tailgator.

“i think you hear me knockin’….and i’m comin’ in….and i’m bringin’ cindy crawford and box of eskimo pies with me.”

by gerry dorsey on Aug 28, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

I’m confused. I thought Idaho was only 5 years behind the rest of the country on the pop culture, not 15. I can’t wait for the Broncos as Reservoir Dogs campaign.

by irishoutsider on Aug 28, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions

The name “Dorrell” is French for 6-6.

by Edsall is God on Aug 28, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe that’s John Moschitta’s pumped-up son?

(Micromachines, too!)

by panhandler on Aug 28, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions

Umm, yeah, UCLA? We’re a little backed up, and we’re gonna need you to come in on sunday, too. ’Kay? Thanks.

by That 5.0 Guy (Now at Work!) on Aug 28, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions

is correct. Also Lesmiles is french for Ron Zook.

by JoesDeliGatorTail on Aug 28, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions

For those of you that have seen PCU…..

GO TO SLEEEP!!!!! GO TO SLEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

by piyachi on Aug 28, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions

We’re not gonna protest. We’re not gonna protest!

by Ltrain on Aug 28, 2007 5:54 PM EDT reply actions

Does Eric Scott’s office have bars so he can get used to the view?

by The Last Dragon on Aug 28, 2007 5:54 PM EDT reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKXNAp8Q13A

Denis Leary Youtube. Starts about 45 seconds in. That Bronco’s commercial is a total rip-off of it. Did they pay Leary royalties i wonder?

by Dave(not that one, the other one) on Aug 28, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions

“Who am I? I AM THE NATION!”

Exactly. Bronco Nation, population 1.

by Digital Headbutt on Aug 28, 2007 8:11 PM EDT reply actions

No surprise on Powe, I had about 5 cousins attend Waynesboro High. Needless to say, there aint a whole lotta gradjeeatin’ goin on up thurr.

by Kecalf Bailey on Aug 28, 2007 8:22 PM EDT reply actions

Ha SWEET, if I brought my TV into work, Id have a better office than a D1 BCS football coach and Ive only been in the work force 6 months. My Name Plate is attached with Velcro though :(

by Brian on Aug 28, 2007 9:11 PM EDT reply actions

The first (atrocious) reference is Apocalypse Now. That’s 30 years old, yo.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Aug 28, 2007 10:21 PM EDT reply actions

No wonder Dorrell keeps losing his assistant coaches. If that closet is the office for the HEAD COACH, I’d hate to see the little used cardboard boxes that UCLA’s assistant coaches must get. But hey, I guess that’s all they can afford at that public school of theirs.

by Jeff from LA on Aug 29, 2007 1:21 AM EDT reply actions