Everyday Should Be Saturday

August 28, 2007

EDSBS LIVE! FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL EDITION

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What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL edition.

When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 Austin Murphy Standard Time.

Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum. Or just call (310) 984-7600.

Who: SI’s Austin Murphy, author of Saturday Rules: A Season with Trojans and Domers (and Gators and Buckeyes and Wolverines).

How excited are we?

Robot Rock excited, in honor Murphy’s summer gig covering the Tour de France.

More bands should perform in custom made robot helmets.

Since the season’s here and we don’t have time for this shit, our THREE questions for the night.

1. What game are you watching this Saturday?

WKU/Florida. Georgia Tech/Notre Dame. Georgia/Oklahoma State.

2. Upset watch - who you got?

Tech at Notre Dame. Tenuta’s defense is the only way this happens. Oklahoma State’s on notice, too, since they’ve been given the title of magically unstoppable offensive wonderteam for this season. Prove this to us in Athens, and you truly are the Juggernaut, bitches.

3. Game of intrigue?

Tennessee/Cal. If you say you know what will happen in this game, then you are the father of lies.

See you tonight,

-O.



Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, EDSBS labs presents..., edsbs socializin', media whoring  by Orson Swindle

BLOGTOBERFEST! SPEAKING QUICKLY EDITION

Moving quickly information rolling agglomerating overload HAAAAAALP!!!

Listen to me for I am speaking quickly! Boise State’s marketing department is getting all aggro and fast-talky like Tommy Lee Jones in a 90s movie.

WAREHOUSE FARMHOUSE DOGHOUSE HENHOUSE BRONCOHOUSE!!!

Jerrell Powe continues his odyssey to get eligible for Ole Miss, and continues to get sidetracked by not making academic minimums. He’s out till ‘08 due to academics. (HT: RCR)

Adam Duritz is a Cal fan. Well, who knew that?

Erik Ainge dinged his throwing hand in practice, which has the Cromptonite fringe a-whoopin’ and a-hollerin’ at Tennessee.

Joe McKnight would really like his soy chai now, please.

My, that’s a lot of guards. Earlier this year, TAMU claimed its spring game as a win. Now they’re fielding four guards on offense. The protection should be incredible.

Infernal Show has their own Florida preview up and we’re cast as the conquistadors. Fine with us, as long as we get first picks. We choose…smallpox!

UCLA’s locker room gets a makeover from corporate that only can be described as that: corporate. Click the jump for the pics. (HT: JC)

(more…)



Filed under: All-Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football  by Orson Swindle

CHAD HENNE: JERKING UP FOR 2007

Lloyd Carr asks Chad Henne into his office. Henne sits down.

Carr: Henne. You need to jerk it up a little. (HT: Larry Brown Sports.)

Henne: Um, sir?

Carr: Jerk it up.

Henne: I…I don’t do that sir. And isn’t that a bit personal. I mean, I’ll do anything for Michigan football, but I can’t see how that’ll win…(Blushes.)

Carr: Jesus, I’m not talking about badgering the witness.

Henne: Oh, heh. Sorry.

Carr: Burping the worm.

Henne: Yes.

Carr: Squeezing the toothpaste.

Henne: Sir, I get it?

Carr: See, that’s what I mean. Always with the sirs, the pleases, the ma’ams.

Henne: Well, sure , sir. It’s–

Carr: It makes you a total pussy, Henne. And total pussies cannot play quarterback in the Big Ten, Chad.

Henne: Jeff George played for Illinois, sir.

Carr: ILLINOIS IS NOT IN THE BIG TEN, HENNE!!!

Henne:…

Carr: Anyway, you’ve got to drop the civil shit and really get a cocktail fork into some nutsacks out there. That’s the only way you get ‘em to perform for you, Henne. (more…)



Filed under: Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, HA-ha., bizarro superman says you're welcome  by Orson Swindle

CUPCAKES: A SURVEY, WEEK ONE.

1. Buffalo

Playing: Rutgers.

Mascot: Unimaginatively enough, the Bulls, just a letter different than the Bills. We’d like to think they were originally called the Bills, just like the pro team, to save on uniforms and promo, but someone made a typo and cost everyone a shitload of money in the process. Mavis Beacon could have saved you millions, sir!

Stadium differential: +12,497

The line: Rutgers by 32

Beating best described as: Cornerstore robbery gone wrong, but with the potential that Rutgers, the guy who’s taken years of kung fu and hasn’t gotten the chance to use it in a setting where he won’t go to jail but is longing to put someone in a Mantis Devours Mate shoulder break, gets just that shot versus a jittery, sleep-deprived crackhead with an unloaded gun.

Rutgers only really got them rangs out for Howard last year (because they’re racist. Look! I’m Terrence Moore!) in a 56-7 game. They beat Ohio 24-7, but Ohio made the MAC championship game, and certainly couldn’t be put in the suck bin. Buffalo isn’t even the cream of the mike.
This is a classic gasoline-soaked man meets toddler-holding-sparkler scenario in the making. Rutgers: 15th best rushing attack in the nation. Buffalo: 109th ranked rushing defense. Ray Rice should have a healthy boulder of rushing yards running downhill by the 2nd quarter. Buffalo should be under said boulder by then.

2. Murray State.

Playing: Louisville. (more…)



Filed under: Big 10 Conference, Big East Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Mid Major Conferences, Southeastern Conference  by Orson Swindle

CURIOUS INDEX 8/28/07

Step one: Eliminate the Fleshy, Weak Humans. Jay Paterno puts humanity one step closer to subjugation under the cruel reign of Skynet by turning over his quarterback training to a Playstation 3 with the Penn State playbook preloaded on it. Penn State fans, after years of stunted growth in the quarterbacking department under Jay’s tenure at qbs coach, probably accept this as an improvement, and happily welcome the metal ones.

Mike Riley’s having a twosome. Oregon State will start a quarterback rotation on Thursday night against Utah, with Sean Canfield getting the first quarter and Lyle Moevao (Vowel Champion qb!) getting the second quarter snaps. Based on the results of the first half, the coaches will make a decision on who gets the bulk of the second half work. This never works.

Have you any sense of decency sir, at long last? This Big Ten Network fiasco has burned enough bridges when it interferes with the good, innocent rubber chicken dinners of this nation. You just fucked with an event at the Minneapolis Holiday Inn Mahetewoc Room, Comcast. Prepare to die.

Fatter Softer Slower Weaker=good for football, we guess. On the heels of the latest awesome obesity study showing that Americans will soon disturb the gravity of the planet with their own density, we have some happy news, at least: Papa John’s is taking its cut of the obesity epidemic and putting 10 million dollars toward Louisville’s stadium expansion. This should, of course, include reinforced seating, thicker support pillars, and garlic butter IVs in premium seating.

That’s ‘playa’s’ coach, not ‘player.’ Larry Coker says he’s been unfairly tagged as a “player’s coach.” We think it’s a matter of spelling: Miami would only hire a playa’s coach, as evidenced by Larry Coker’s showing up to pick up recruits in a white Escalade on recruiting visits. Some people stay pimpin’ forever. We know LC will.




Filed under: All-Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football  by Orson Swindle

DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 4

I’m…sailing awayyyy…
Looking for a fade route
Or my hot read slant…

In four days, we all go sailing with the Dread Pirate Leach.



Filed under: Big 12 Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, hope, yarr  by Orson Swindle

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