Comments on: TEEBO/TEBOW: AN EWOK OF EXCELLENCE.

By: Oren Incandenza

Oren Incandenza — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:58:52 +0000

Orson, you know I love you but you’re being too harsh on Teevens. He was a useful assistant to Spurrier, won championships at Dartmouth, and recruited all the players that helped Tulane go undefeated in 1998. He may have punched out of his weight class at Stanford, but he does have a resume with some genuine accomplishments.

By: HFS

HFS — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:59:48 +0000

Nick Saban does not have time for you mocking his family and shit.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:55:07 +0000

Hey kids, you want to play a fun game? Pick a Star Wars topic on wikipedia, such as, say, lightsaber combat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber_combat

Now compare said Star Wars topic to something real and revolutionary in military history, such as gunpowder:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder

Note which entry is longer, and remember that the people who enter data on wikipedia have never, ever seen a live vagina in their lives.

By: Will

Will — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:42:58 +0000

Batting at the legs of an AT/ST with a club?

Sounds like Reggie Nelson trying to tackle Humanity Advanced

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:29:41 +0000

YOU’RE A HOMOPHONE!!!!

By: PW

PW — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:10:57 +0000

I once went 3 days without soap with nothing but vagina to wash myself with, so I sorta know how you feel.

By: Bealz

Bealz — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:19:12 +0000

#24 is a resident for life in no vag land just for knowing that…

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:16:27 +0000

I am a sailor, and trust me 3 days vagina free is no challenge, unless vagina=soapy hand shower, then I would be disqualified. Soap is such a slut!

By: Jai Eugene

Jai Eugene — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:10:38 +0000

We are in development of an alternative spelling of Tim Te-Bleaux.

If you recall the alternative spelling of Herban Meyer???

By: kleph

kleph — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:13:39 +0000

wookiepedia is just a star wars themed wiki sub-site. pretty nerdy but handy in cases such as this one nonetheless. now if you want to get your nerd on you gotta go to the harry potter or the star trek wikis which has a canon and non-canon versions.

By: Rob G

Rob G — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:03:48 +0000

Orson, as operator of the best Florida site, you’re basically the Propaganda Master of the Gator Nation, thus, it is your job to hide information like this, not share it with the world. To equate our boy-god with one of the lamest things in the already lame nerd culture is a terrible sin. Beware the wrath of Tebow, if he sees this, nothing will be able to save you.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:58:56 +0000

Reason No. 324 that TCOAN Rocks:

………Just 3 Days?!…wow… (The standard lack of trips to nookie-land after a serious case of nerd-erage is about a week, methinks.)

By: SC_Gator

SC_Gator — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:57:39 +0000

I couldn’t believe there really was a site called “wookiepedia”, so I had to look, right?

By: Elmer Fudd Gantry

Elmer Fudd Gantry — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:56:45 +0000

Jon, yes I was. Prior to that, I was the factory inspector in Fletch 2.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:54:41 +0000

Honestly, three days of vagina free living is nothing for me. NOTHING. Give us a real challenge.