Comments on: DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 5

By: darthgatorone

darthgatorone — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:37:09 +0000

….yo yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo….WHITEBOY!!!

….and the colored girls go do, de do, de do, de do, do de do, doooooo; take a walk on the wild side!

FUTBAW!

By: Futbawl Fan

Futbawl Fan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:04:05 +0000

his eyes… they follow me where ever I move in the room

*shiver*

I will slaughter a small farm animal and smear it’s entrails on my door to ensure he passes over my team as inedible

By: LSUFan

LSUFan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:59:36 +0000

Who Photoshoped the horse leg out of his hand? I believe the original photo shows him pulling large animal parts from his bag and chewing them like sunflower seeds. And what appears to be applause is actually throngs of Ole Miss fans begging for their lives. It really is a sad photo.

By: ACC_Expat

ACC_Expat — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:50:31 +0000

I put this on my office door, and just had to try and explain to my boss, who is about 20 years older than I am and not from the US, who Ed Orgeron was. The moment is an awkward blur, but I think I came up with something like, “he has a cult following among Southern football fans because he’s kind of, er, tactless, and no one can understand what he’s saying…”

By: Techie

Techie — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:10:02 +0000

Sorry, MS. Archie Manning’s run out of kids.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:32:05 +0000

Ole Miss should embrace the sidewalk fans and put the mascot in a set of overalls and have him announce games, “Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shephed to Loss Sheep, that’s another 3 and out. Be on the lookout for a sneaky play from Boss Hogg Miles.”

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:16:09 +0000

You’d accept mediocrity too if Colonel Sanders* was your mascot.

* Free coleslaw with any Ole MIss ticket stub. Limited time only!

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:08:58 +0000

Orgeron’s one big mother humper.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:05:38 +0000

Is it just me or does The Orgeron look like a cross between the guy in Tremors (Fred Ward- Earl Bassett was char name) and one of the creatures that they were battling in that movie?!?

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:03:44 +0000

# 25
I hear that fucking song in my head every t ime I see a opicture of him or hear his name.
Feel my pain.

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:44:29 +0000

wow….two pictures of “harry” from “harry and the hendersons” a matter of weeks. what are the odds???

By: Kenny

Kenny — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:33 +0000

Scalz1,

100 Cocktails for the creativity.
Minus 100 Cocktails for getting that crap stuck in our heads all day.

By: KT

KT — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:34:37 +0000

Any of you seen or heard about the Fedex Academic Center that the Ole Miss athletes get to use?

Badass brother….badass….

Granted I could send my dog in there and he could come out with a Bachelor’s…but badass nontheless…

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:24:36 +0000

Of course it’s blurry… no one has ever established for a fact that the Orgeron exists… and that’s because HE’S A MYTH… Ole Miss has been coached by some guy named Jer Re De Nardo who’s been propagating the Orgeron myth to provide a smoke screen for his ill conceived offensive schemes.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:10:38 +0000

Sung to the tune of “sister Christian” by Night Ranger.

Mis – sis – sippi,
Oh the time has come
And we don’t know who’s the one
To call – the plays
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don’t want to play no more with you
It’s true

Ed Or – ger – on
What’s your price for flight
In finding mister right
You’ll be alright tonight