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August 27, 2007

DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 5

In five days: FOOTBAW.

Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, hope, my god the Orgeron, the Orgeron by Orson Swindle

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37 Responses to “DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 5”

1

Steve says:

That picture must have been taken by the same camera that took the photos of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

August 27th, 2007 at 7:37 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:

Seconds later, this photographer was decapitated.

This week can not go by fast enough.

FOOTBAW!!!!!!!

August 27th, 2007 at 7:47 am
3

Rival says:

That is the applause and cheers of a fan base prior to going 7-16 the last two seasons.

He may well be greeted with torches and pitchforks if he loses again this year.

That is to say, different torches and pitchforks than those typically used to corral The Orgeron into his sleeping chamber at the end of the day.

August 27th, 2007 at 7:52 am
4

LSUJoshua says:

I think the Orgeron is blurry, that’s the problem. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run! Get out of here! He’s blurry!

-thanks to Mitch Hedberg.

And it’s only 3 days till….for LSU suckers.

August 27th, 2007 at 7:57 am
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tOSU_radar says:

I think this picture was taken from The Grassy Knoll…

August 27th, 2007 at 7:58 am
6

Allahver Fist says:

Special Ed! Chest Bump! Baby Eating! Footbaw!

August 27th, 2007 at 7:58 am
7

Aerobab says:

In 5 days…Col. Reb’s tears continue to flow like a river.

August 27th, 2007 at 7:59 am
8

yoyofutbawl says:

Is that suit & tie from Nick Saban’s Gray Suit Warehouse???

August 27th, 2007 at 7:59 am
9

Brian says:

Thankfully its only 3 days til LSU MS State baybee!!! And a first look at Erin Andrews and her beloved sweater puppets.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:02 am
10

Rob says:

FOOTBAW!

August 27th, 2007 at 8:05 am
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Stranko Montana says:

It’s the final countdown! Doodoo dooo doo. Doodoo doodoo doo.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:06 am
12

HFS says:

That fist is headed straight for the camera, isn’t it?

August 27th, 2007 at 8:11 am
13

skinnyphatman says:

Mongo only pawn… in game of life.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:28 am
14

Ltrain says:

Is he chewing on the fingers of a small child?

August 27th, 2007 at 8:29 am
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Out of Conference says:

We’re heading for Venus and still we stand tall
5 days until the Cocks begin their quest for the elusive MNC.
5.5 days until all that shit comes crashing down.

again.

sigh…

August 27th, 2007 at 8:29 am
16

PW says:

believe it or not, that’s no necktie, it’s blood drool

August 27th, 2007 at 8:32 am
17

Katy says:

Let’s just hope that the strap on his shoulder is attached to a laptop full of genius plays, and that he’s guarding that gold mine with his life.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:34 am
18

The Last Dragon says:

I MUST BREAK YOU!!!!

August 27th, 2007 at 8:44 am
19

drogue says:

FOOTBAW AND Opening Day of Dove season. Perfect.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:54 am
20

Oops Pow Surprise says:

And everyone in the room was dead within seconds.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:56 am
21

Will says:

…five days until football hits the civilized world.

For us unfortunate sods who live outside the US, it’s going to be harder to get televised football than it is for a cheeseburger to escape the maw of Charlie Weiss.

F*ckin’ ESPN; the only thing they still did right was provide webcast subscritpions to GamePlan. Now they’ve even managed to f*ck that up.

August 27th, 2007 at 9:03 am
22

Chuck says:

I’d forgotten the genius of that song. Footbaw, indeed.

August 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
23

Scalz1 says:

Sung to the tune of “sister Christian” by Night Ranger.

Mis – sis – sippi,
Oh the time has come
And we don’t know who’s the one
To call – the plays
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don’t want to play no more with you
It’s true

Ed Or – ger – on
What’s your price for flight
In finding mister right
You’ll be alright tonight

August 27th, 2007 at 9:10 am
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PeterPumpkinhead says:

Of course it’s blurry… no one has ever established for a fact that the Orgeron exists… and that’s because HE’S A MYTH… Ole Miss has been coached by some guy named Jer Re De Nardo who’s been propagating the Orgeron myth to provide a smoke screen for his ill conceived offensive schemes.

August 27th, 2007 at 9:24 am
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KT says:

Any of you seen or heard about the Fedex Academic Center that the Ole Miss athletes get to use?

Badass brother….badass….

Granted I could send my dog in there and he could come out with a Bachelor’s…but badass nontheless…

August 27th, 2007 at 9:34 am
26

Kenny says:

Scalz1,

100 Cocktails for the creativity.
Minus 100 Cocktails for getting that crap stuck in our heads all day.

August 27th, 2007 at 9:37 am
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gerry dorsey says:

wow….two pictures of “harry” from “harry and the hendersons” a matter of weeks. what are the odds???

August 27th, 2007 at 9:44 am
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Scalz1 says:

# 25
I hear that fucking song in my head every t ime I see a opicture of him or hear his name.
Feel my pain.

August 27th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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Out of Conference says:

Is it just me or does The Orgeron look like a cross between the guy in Tremors (Fred Ward- Earl Bassett was char name) and one of the creatures that they were battling in that movie?!?

August 27th, 2007 at 10:05 am
30

Allahver Fist says:

Orgeron’s one big mother humper.

August 27th, 2007 at 10:08 am
31

Raider Red says:

You’d accept mediocrity too if Colonel Sanders* was your mascot.

* Free coleslaw with any Ole MIss ticket stub. Limited time only!

August 27th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Out of Conference says:

Ole Miss should embrace the sidewalk fans and put the mascot in a set of overalls and have him announce games, “Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shephed to Loss Sheep, that’s another 3 and out. Be on the lookout for a sneaky play from Boss Hogg Miles.”

August 27th, 2007 at 10:32 am
33

Techie says:

Sorry, MS. Archie Manning’s run out of kids.

August 27th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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ACC_Expat says:

I put this on my office door, and just had to try and explain to my boss, who is about 20 years older than I am and not from the US, who Ed Orgeron was. The moment is an awkward blur, but I think I came up with something like, “he has a cult following among Southern football fans because he’s kind of, er, tactless, and no one can understand what he’s saying…”

August 27th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
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LSUFan says:

Who Photoshoped the horse leg out of his hand? I believe the original photo shows him pulling large animal parts from his bag and chewing them like sunflower seeds. And what appears to be applause is actually throngs of Ole Miss fans begging for their lives. It really is a sad photo.

August 27th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:

his eyes… they follow me where ever I move in the room

*shiver*

I will slaughter a small farm animal and smear it’s entrails on my door to ensure he passes over my team as inedible

August 27th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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darthgatorone says:

….yo yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo….WHITEBOY!!!

….and the colored girls go do, de do, de do, de do, do de do, doooooo; take a walk on the wild side!

FUTBAW!

August 27th, 2007 at 6:37 pm