DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 5

by Orson on Aug 27, 2007 8:30 AM EDT

In five days: FOOTBAW.

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That picture must have been taken by the same camera that took the photos of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

by Steve on Aug 27, 2007 8:37 AM EDT reply actions

Seconds later, this photographer was decapitated.

This week can not go by fast enough.

FOOTBAW!!!!!!!

by RaginCajunRebel on Aug 27, 2007 8:47 AM EDT reply actions

That is the applause and cheers of a fan base prior to going 7-16 the last two seasons.

He may well be greeted with torches and pitchforks if he loses again this year.

That is to say, different torches and pitchforks than those typically used to corral The Orgeron into his sleeping chamber at the end of the day.

by Rival on Aug 27, 2007 8:52 AM EDT reply actions

I think the Orgeron is blurry, that’s the problem. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run! Get out of here! He’s blurry!

-thanks to Mitch Hedberg.

And it’s only 3 days till….for LSU suckers.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 27, 2007 8:57 AM EDT reply actions

I think this picture was taken from The Grassy Knoll…

by tOSU_radar on Aug 27, 2007 8:58 AM EDT reply actions

Special Ed! Chest Bump! Baby Eating! Footbaw!

by Allahver Fist on Aug 27, 2007 8:58 AM EDT reply actions

In 5 days…Col. Reb’s tears continue to flow like a river.

by Aerobab on Aug 27, 2007 8:59 AM EDT reply actions

Is that suit & tie from Nick Saban’s Gray Suit Warehouse???

by yoyofutbawl on Aug 27, 2007 8:59 AM EDT reply actions

Thankfully its only 3 days til LSU MS State baybee!!! And a first look at Erin Andrews and her beloved sweater puppets.

by Brian on Aug 27, 2007 9:02 AM EDT reply actions

FOOTBAW!

by Rob on Aug 27, 2007 9:05 AM EDT reply actions

It’s the final countdown! Doodoo dooo doo. Doodoo doodoo doo.

by Stranko Montana on Aug 27, 2007 9:06 AM EDT reply actions

That fist is headed straight for the camera, isn’t it?

by HFS on Aug 27, 2007 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

Mongo only pawn… in game of life.

by skinnyphatman on Aug 27, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions

Is he chewing on the fingers of a small child?

by Ltrain on Aug 27, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

We’re heading for Venus and still we stand tall
5 days until the Cocks begin their quest for the elusive MNC.
5.5 days until all that shit comes crashing down.

again.

sigh…

by Out of Conference on Aug 27, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

believe it or not, that’s no necktie, it’s blood drool

by PW on Aug 27, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

Let’s just hope that the strap on his shoulder is attached to a laptop full of genius plays, and that he’s guarding that gold mine with his life.

by Katy on Aug 27, 2007 9:34 AM EDT reply actions

I MUST BREAK YOU!!!!

by The Last Dragon on Aug 27, 2007 9:44 AM EDT reply actions

FOOTBAW AND Opening Day of Dove season. Perfect.

by drogue on Aug 27, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions

And everyone in the room was dead within seconds.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 27, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

…five days until football hits the civilized world.

For us unfortunate sods who live outside the US, it’s going to be harder to get televised football than it is for a cheeseburger to escape the maw of Charlie Weiss.

F*ckin’ ESPN; the only thing they still did right was provide webcast subscritpions to GamePlan. Now they’ve even managed to f*ck that up.

by Will on Aug 27, 2007 10:03 AM EDT reply actions

I’d forgotten the genius of that song. Footbaw, indeed.

by Chuck on Aug 27, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

Sung to the tune of “sister Christian” by Night Ranger.

Mis – sis – sippi,
Oh the time has come
And we don’t know who’s the one
To call – the plays
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don’t want to play no more with you
It’s true

Ed Or – ger – on
What’s your price for flight
In finding mister right
You’ll be alright tonight

by Scalz1 on Aug 27, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

Of course it’s blurry… no one has ever established for a fact that the Orgeron exists… and that’s because HE’S A MYTH… Ole Miss has been coached by some guy named Jer Re De Nardo who’s been propagating the Orgeron myth to provide a smoke screen for his ill conceived offensive schemes.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 27, 2007 10:24 AM EDT reply actions

Any of you seen or heard about the Fedex Academic Center that the Ole Miss athletes get to use?

Badass brother….badass….

Granted I could send my dog in there and he could come out with a Bachelor’s…but badass nontheless…

by KT on Aug 27, 2007 10:34 AM EDT reply actions

Scalz1,

100 Cocktails for the creativity.
Minus 100 Cocktails for getting that crap stuck in our heads all day.

by Kenny on Aug 27, 2007 10:37 AM EDT reply actions

wow….two pictures of “harry” from “harry and the hendersons” a matter of weeks. what are the odds???

by gerry dorsey on Aug 27, 2007 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

25
I hear that fucking song in my head every t ime I see a opicture of him or hear his name.
Feel my pain.

by Scalz1 on Aug 27, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

Is it just me or does The Orgeron look like a cross between the guy in Tremors (Fred Ward- Earl Bassett was char name) and one of the creatures that they were battling in that movie?!?

by Out of Conference on Aug 27, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

Orgeron’s one big mother humper.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 27, 2007 11:08 AM EDT reply actions

You’d accept mediocrity too if Colonel Sanders* was your mascot.

Free coleslaw with any Ole MIss ticket stub. Limited time only!

by Raider Red on Aug 27, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions

Ole Miss should embrace the sidewalk fans and put the mascot in a set of overalls and have him announce games, “Shepherd to Lost Sheep, Shephed to Loss Sheep, that’s another 3 and out. Be on the lookout for a sneaky play from Boss Hogg Miles.”

by Out of Conference on Aug 27, 2007 11:32 AM EDT reply actions

Sorry, MS. Archie Manning’s run out of kids.

by Techie on Aug 27, 2007 1:10 PM EDT reply actions

I put this on my office door, and just had to try and explain to my boss, who is about 20 years older than I am and not from the US, who Ed Orgeron was. The moment is an awkward blur, but I think I came up with something like, “he has a cult following among Southern football fans because he’s kind of, er, tactless, and no one can understand what he’s saying…”

by ACC_Expat on Aug 27, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions

Who Photoshoped the horse leg out of his hand? I believe the original photo shows him pulling large animal parts from his bag and chewing them like sunflower seeds. And what appears to be applause is actually throngs of Ole Miss fans begging for their lives. It really is a sad photo.

by LSUFan on Aug 27, 2007 2:59 PM EDT reply actions