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August 24, 2007

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK…

…we’ll be so excited, our pants will be on fire. We pray for those asbestos chinos to get here in the mail ASAP, and also request the strength to survive being on both sides of any of these situations.

Filed under: All-Conference, College football by Orson Swindle

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Amiya says:

The second video is incomplete without a shot of the stunned OSU fan right after halftime: http://www.posergym.com/sa/images/aggystunned.jpg

August 24th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
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Steve says:

I wonder if TOSU has Tourette’s or what…

“GODDAMN SABAN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT PISS CUNT COCKSUCKER ASSRAPE!!!!”

You sir, could be a great Auburn fan with as much hate as you have for Saban and Bama.

I would give you 10 cocktails, but alas, I’m afraid you would drench yourself with them, light yourself on fire, and fling yourself at the nearest Bama fan.

August 24th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
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Will says:

Minor Threadjack from the Ozarks:

Arkansas Starting DE/DT Marcus Harrison arrested for drunk driving/controlled substance/FTA/driving on a restricted liscense outside of restrictions.

August 25th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

Just riddle me this, if Saban is so great and the Big Ten is so terrible, overrated, and full of piss poor coaches who suck ass, then why in the fuck didn’t Saban win 2 Big Ten Titles and 1/2 of a NC while in the Big Ten??? I mean all he had to do was beat 1 or 2, maybe 3 teams in a single year to win the big ten. Why all of the sudden was he able to win at LSU – did he magically transform into the nation’s best X’s and O’s guy and just start out coaching the pants off of the conference with the best teams, best coaches, and most depth.

I guess he really is everything everyone makes him out to be, especially since he did it in two years.

God help him if he doesn’t land a top 3 class nationally at Bama – he will be exposed.

August 25th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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Kyle says:

No video, but this is by far one of the worst losses I have ever watched. Just happened to be fortunate enough to be sitting around between games and stopped on Fox Sports South.

I still feel bad for Furman.

http://theapp.appstate.edu/archives_02-03/10-15-02/sports/sports_1.html

With 7.4 seconds left on the clock, Furman University quarterback Billy Napier found receiver Bear Rinehart on a 12-yard touchdown pass to give the Paladins (4-2, 2-1 SoCon) a 15-14 lead and what looked to be a huge victory in Boone.
As the crowd at Kidd Brewer Stadium went from hysterical to dead silent within seconds, “Black Saturday” looked like it was not to be favorable for Appalachian State University.
Then it happened.
With no ability to foresee the following events, Furman set up to try for a two-point conversion. Napier connected with Mountaineer junior defensive end Josh Jeffries on a 2-yard interception, and Jeffries took off to run the length of the field.
Twenty yards into his sprint Jeffries turned and pitched the ball to junior defensive back Derrick Black, who knew exactly what to do with the ball once it was in his hands.
With 7.4 seconds left on the clock, Appalachian State (5-1, 3-0 SoCon) took back the game with a two-point return, giving the Mountaineers the lead 16-15, where it remained until those final seconds ran off the clock.

August 25th, 2007 at 10:46 am
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Sabanite says:

Saban was at LSU for 5 years dumbass. But don’t let facts get in the way of your mindless ramblings…

Saban didn’t win big a Mich State because it IS FUCKING MICHIGAN STATE! Nobody wants to play at Mich State unless they are born a Spartan fan or can’t get into Michigan. He was coaching in the shadow of a bigger, better school (Michigan) yet still beat OSU half the time.

And it is wise to drop YOUR team and pick up ND (which Bama hasn’t played since 1987), Texas (no games since 1964) and your fucking archrival when comparing records. Why not throw in the Army teams of the 1920’s or the Oklahoma teams of the 1950’s while you are at it?

OSU has never beaten Bama. Sweatervest has never beaten the SEC. End of discussion.

August 25th, 2007 at 11:19 am
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:

Speaking as somebody who covered the Bluegrass Miracle as a student reporter two things I’ll always remember:
–Being on the field post-game and watching Shyrone Carey standing over a Kentucky player lying flat on his face and yelling “SIXTY MOTHAFUCKIN MINUTES!”
–Saban being so agitated in that post game press conference that I was sure he would have rather lose the game just to make his point to the players about playing shitty against Kentucky.

August 25th, 2007 at 11:45 am
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Jonathan says:

Bovinekid,
It’s true it was bad that some of the fans got on the field that early, but we did win the game and they stopped them from tearing down the goal post till after the game! Ok so it leaned for the final couple of minutes… UT was trying to drive the other way.

August 25th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:

As long as we’re talking all-time records, there’s Bama 12 national championships, most bowl appearances and most bowl wins.

Thanks for giving me my second reason to hate the Buckeyes – I always detested OSU fans for coming down South and defiling our beaches and beautiful coastal destinations. Nobody wants to watch a fucking Big Ten game in South Carolina, or your plethora of goddamn minivans with poisonous nuts all over them. You’ve got the Great Lakes. Use them.

And, for what it’s worth, I was cheering when UAB beat LSU (thank you, ESPN GamePlan). My parents went to UAB, and I’m not going to apologize for loving that one. It was fucking awesome.

August 25th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

#56
My reference to 2 years was regarding the time it took for him to win the SEC, not how long he was there….dumbass.

And thanks for making my point for me, you’re exactly right Saban couldn’t get the players he needed to make himself look good – just as I’ve always said he can’t take sub-par players or average players and make them great – he’s never done it.

So if we go by your point of who want to play at MSU – who the fuck wants to play at Utah? Yet Urban Meyer was able to coach them up to an undefeated season. Who the fuck wants to play at Boise State? Yet they beat Oklahoma last year in a bowl game with stone-cold coaching. Those are just two examples of coaches who can take average players and out coach better talent. That is my entire point with Saban – he gets too much credit for his coaching ability and if he doesn’t land the top recruiting classes he will be exposed for it.

#59
Either Michigan or Ohio State would have the all-time bowl game appearance record if it were not for the Big Ten’s bowl game ban from 1922-1949 and the subsequent rule of not allowing teams to go to the Rose bowl two years in a row.

If all Michigan or Ohio State needed was 6 wins a season to go to a bowl game we would have just as many bowl appearances.

August 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

#59

Let me get this right, you’re going to tell me that the Redneck Riviera is somehow down-graded in class by the presence of Northerners…this is taking place at the Flora-Bama right? I mean with all those fine southern gentlemen throwing Mullets around on the beach it’s no wonder the white trash northerners muck the place up.

Look I’ve been to the seafood festivals down there and the only thing that is first class is the sand and the water. I’ve had better seafood at steak restaurant in Kansas City so go fuck yourself and your sandy white beaches and all your southern charm – you can kiss my ass.

Here’s some nice reading material:

http://www.southernreader.com/SouthRead7.8.html

http://books.google.com/books?id=ZQGZMZNYxIAC&dq=redneck+riviera

Let me guess, you’re now going to try and tell me that Talladega is a nice family outing.

August 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
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Tits McGee says:

Wow, tOSU. How do you rationalize coming on a pro-gator/pro-SEC blog and defending the sweatervest after they pretty much got skull-fucked. Your antics confuse me, but maybe thats because I’m a stupid redneck at UF.

August 26th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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Out of Conference says:

tOSU – Just wow. I don’t give a shit if you spout off. Hell, I get a kick out of it. But I’m guessing there are healthier pursuits for you than getting all worked up over squat.

August 26th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

#62
No rationalization needed, I love this site and, by in large, the people who post here. I have nothing against Florida, nothing but respect. My biggest problem is with the Bama nation and their propping up of Saban as the next Bear, just like they did coach Fran, Shula, and every other coach that has been through that school since the bear.

What’s wrong with defending Sweatervest – didn’t you guys defend the SEC and Spurrier after Nebraska hung 60+ on you guys?

August 26th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
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jaybuzz says:

No shit- that’s all?

Are you gonna hate yourself in a few years when tOSU gets a new coach and the Buckeye Nation gets all lathered up about it?

August 26th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
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I've Got a Herd on says:

Why are there so few Arizona players back near the endzone? I understand it’s not a bad idea to blitz so there’s no time to get off the Hail Mary, but how do you explain having a couple people 15-20 yards in coverage?

August 27th, 2007 at 1:01 am
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Rival says:

rabble rabble rabble rabble!!

August 27th, 2007 at 6:19 am
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Out of Conference says:

tOSU – If something happened to Tressel prior to Saban agreeing to coach Bama, you guys would have creamed in more places than the library to have Saban in Columbus. If you need to hate, I’m sure your last game of the upcoming regular season will give you plenty.

August 27th, 2007 at 8:24 am
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One And Done says:

I love this video b/c it reminds me, even us fans, like the players, have to concentrate & focus until the clokc hits zero lest ye look like the Kentucky Blue kids running around on the field for the few short seconds before Reality slaps them all in the face & says, “Hey m*ther f*cker, pay attention!”

August 27th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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One And Done says:

Maaaaaaaaaaaan as an LSU fan, I love me some UK fan schadenfreude !!!!! Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww Blue Grass Miracle!

The best part about that game was I ended up standing on top of a table at the Mellow Mushroom in Baton Rouge & nobody gave a sh*t b/c we had just pulled off a mriacle against a team we shouldn’t have (but always seem to struggle with) even been in that position…

HOORAY FOR SCHADENFREUDE!!!

August 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am
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bama_buck says:

Good Lord.

We Alabama fans have a right to get excited about the fact that we have a coach with actual head coaching experience at a top tier school, at a time when we are not crippled with sanctions (while watching other well documented cases of cheating disappear, OSU).

Hell yes we’re excited. He may not be Coach Bryantbut at least he’s not a joke.

August 27th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

I have no problem with being excited, I have no problem with a rational fan base looking forward to a successful season under a new head coach…those things are normal. What is not normal is the Bama fan base believing that “Bama” is God’s chosen team and that everyone else wants to be Bama.

I know this video is only a parody, but we all know that this is really not that far off, in fact it is very, very accurate.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ASWllvmMi-o

August 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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bama_buck says:

LOL. I was afraid to watch.

That guy’s old. Younger Bama fans have suffered most of their lives and therefore have much more realistic expectations.

August 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:

Yeah that was pretty funny – look I know not all Bama fans are that way, just the ones I’ve met.

August 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm