DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 8

by Orson on Aug 24, 2007 9:19 AM EDT

Today's affirmation reminds us that animals may be trained to hate total strangers.

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Fuck dat rape stand. I wants WarEagleTigerPussy.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 24, 2007 9:26 AM EDT reply actions

“If that dog would have bit me, I would have bitten him back.”
Robert Baker

That boys and girls is Auburn attitude.

WDE!

by KT on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

I’m more worried about another trend.

by NewAZTiger on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

Any pics of smokey biting Keith Brown on a 3rd Saturday in October?

by Hook'em Tide on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

Hate AU pretty good.
Hate UGA alright.

Saw that on tv live.

Will always be one of my absolute favorite memories of CFB.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 24, 2007 9:31 AM EDT reply actions

UGA needs to dump the bulldog moniker and get themselves a new mascot. Somerthing catchy like,…… the University of Georgia Fuck Lions.

by ALGator on Aug 24, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

UGA needs to dump the bulldog and get themselves a new mascot. Something catchy like,…… the University of Georgia Fuck Lions.

by ALGator on Aug 24, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

Ahhh “The Touchdown Maker Robert Baker”

by Prothro's Good Leg on Aug 24, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions

Two sraight days of AU related affirmations. Completely left out of the EDSBS Top 25. Guess beating the king has its perks around here.

by TIGERinATL on Aug 24, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions

#8….

Also known as inmate 8302291…or has he been paroled yet?

How we miss the Terry Bowden years….:-P

by KT on Aug 24, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions

#3
That’s yesterday’s news, brother.

Thanks for hiding the dawg’s nutz with the lower case d, by the way.

by jebushchrist on Aug 24, 2007 9:36 AM EDT reply actions

Out of respect for the late great Lewis Grizzard, it really should say, “… that dawg’ll bite choo”.

by DAve on Aug 24, 2007 9:37 AM EDT reply actions

Shouldn’t there be a Michael Vick joke somewhere in here.

by danyybonadouche on Aug 24, 2007 9:37 AM EDT reply actions

Also known as “The Cocaine Taker Robert Baker”

by Prothro's Good Leg on Aug 24, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions

That wasn’t UGA’s fault; Baker used pork chops for knee pads that day.

Doesn’t Penn State already have a Fuckable Lion as a mascot?

by SunDawg on Aug 24, 2007 9:40 AM EDT reply actions

Here’s where the SEC academic “superiority” rears its head.

There’s what, 3 live dog mascots in the SEC? Why don’t recievers and running backs carry a milkbone with them stuffed in a pocket somewhere?

Think about it, you score a touchdown, then you run up to the opposing teams mascot, give it a treat, and that thing will be trying to lick you, not bite you. You instantly defuse an entire fanbase. It’s so simplistic that it blows my mind that no one has tried this yet.

by Wooderson on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions

The funny thing is that AUBURN is the school that’s known for training drug sniffing dogs. None of them caught on before UGA did.

by HFS on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions

I think Baker is in the CFL now.

by TIGERinATL on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions

Ole Robert Baker had two strikes against him…he went to Auburn and was from Gainesville, Florida….no wonder UGA was angry……..Baker makes up proud around here…in the local Vernon Maxwell Hall of Fame

by Judge on Aug 24, 2007 9:43 AM EDT reply actions

Football pants don’t have pockets…. numbnuts!

by ALGator on Aug 24, 2007 9:44 AM EDT reply actions

that dog’s to inbred to breed.

by Sherlock's sidekick on Aug 24, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

#16

No they train drug sniffing CHEERLEADERS…common mistake

by Professor Gundlach on Aug 24, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions

TIGERinATL,

If Wikipedia is to be believed (there are sources for his entry), he retired to pursue a rap career, under the name of “Shake Severs.” There’s a link to get an .mp3 of his song, which won an award this year:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Baker_(football_player)

by MiseanAUfan on Aug 24, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions

(Obligatory UA/AU threadjack)

NewAZ,

You don’t have to worry about us tearing your scrotums. According to Pat Dye Dennis Franchione already took your manhood.

by John in Hsv on Aug 24, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions

Damnit, I guess you have to copy and paste.

by MiseanAUfan on Aug 24, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

ALGator, I’m sure he meant pad sleeves or whatever the hell they call those things. Two large milk bones would make great kidney pads, unless you actually got hit that is.

by SunDawg on Aug 24, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

what da fuck, UGA ! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts. Uga, im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha muthafuckin ugly bitch face

by MeytonPanning on Aug 24, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

Apparently, neither do womens’ suits.

by Michael Scott on Aug 24, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

John, we got Fran back the next year- 120 yards from a white running back.

by MiseanAUfan on Aug 24, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

Since we aren’t above photoshopping the daily affirmation pictures, can someone PLEASE replace Robert Baker with Michael Vick. I would send that to everyone I know.

by HFS on Aug 24, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions

I had to watch that game at a sports bar because our CBS affiliate decided to show Miami-BC. Fucksticks. They aired a blowout and missed the best overtime game up to that time.

by Biggus Rickus on Aug 24, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions

Evidently the Needham Hex didn’t quite get the effect he was looking for on the dog.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3630#comments

by Out of Conference on Aug 24, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

That dawg may bite, but will it hunt? That’s the question.

by Scalz1 on Aug 24, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

i’m surprised uga doesn’t try to bite everyone in sight considering the make that dog wear a fucking shirt. that’s a “bite humans with not punishment” pass as far as i’m concerned.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 24, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

by Out of Conference on Aug 24, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions

If that dog did that to Vick, it’s be drowned then electrocuted.

by Scalz1 on Aug 24, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

Seriously, how did this caption not receive Grizzard language? Too on the nose?

by Coop on Aug 24, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions

I’m listening to this Robert Baker song … It seems a bit repetitive, even for contemporary rap. And it makes you long for his punt returns really.

http://www.studio8.ca/mp3/Dear%20World%20mp3.mp3

On his myspace there’s a song that samples Corey Hart. He did spend too much time in Canada, eh?

http://www.myspace.com/sssport305com

by Kenny on Aug 24, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions

#36. Not true. That dog is showing that he’s “game”. He would be spared – until he lost a fight.

by The Last Dragon on Aug 24, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

actually, if that dog bit vick, I’d have a hard time believing he didn’t think the dog was game enough for fighting

by Jmuthaf'nT on Aug 24, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions

Sun Dawg, AlGator,

Having played football, I know there’s enough places on the uni to stuff a small treat for a dog, for example, where the belt runs into the pants would make a nice hiding spot, or insides a recievers glove on the back of the hand. perhaps in that little hand warmer thing some skill players have around their waist.

Point being, if you’re an UGa fan, and Tim Tebow takes it to the house, then gets your mascot to sit, stay, and roll over, it would undoubtedly suck to be you. And it would be the greatest 15 yard penalty in college football history.

by Wooderson on Aug 24, 2007 10:23 AM EDT reply actions

UGA’s mom is the realest bitch alive.

by Digital Headbutt on Aug 24, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions

I’m with Wooderson.

If Terrel Owens can play with a Sharpie in his sock, a nice smoky rawhide stick should stay in place as well.

This needs to happen.

by Whitey on Aug 24, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions

#40

genius idea. i would love to see that shit.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 24, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions

Wooderson, may I respectfully suggest a dead squirrel tied to a WR’s helmet to get the Auburn War Eagle’s attention; or a fake rabbit tied to a WR’s ankle to get Smokie haulin’ ass down field? Having a player taken out by a team’s mascot during the play would make for excellent TV. Unless you’re playing Colorado.

by SunDawg on Aug 24, 2007 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

Most mascot fun I’ve seen in person was when I rolled with Mike the Tiger and it was the Tennessee game. Smokey barked himself horse at Mike. Mike was so concerned he never actually woke up from his nap.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 24, 2007 10:48 AM EDT reply actions

a nice smoky rawhide stick should stay in place as well.

Uga thinks: there’s only one thing that smells like bacon, and that’s bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon!

There’s marketing opportunities here – as long as Uga doesn’t snap into your Slim Jim.

by DC Trojan on Aug 24, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Especially if I could get the dawg to play dead.

by Timmy T on Aug 24, 2007 10:51 AM EDT reply actions

MiseanAUfan

Apparently Baker’s a dual threat:

http://www.argonauts.ca/Argos/Team/Roster/Robert_Baker.html

by TIGERinATL on Aug 24, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

Josh – that wasn’t in 2005 when LSU blew a 21-0 lead was it? If so, the only fun had was with the mascot.

by The Last Dragon on Aug 24, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

Wait, I see. Retired last year.

One point for Uga: He knows a perp when he sees one.

by TIGERinATL on Aug 24, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

sun dawg, I’d be more afraid of a stempeding Bevo, what with the comparative weight and horn size, et. al.

as far as smokey is concerned, well, for some reaosn the only thing that comes to mind is “Cheetos”

re #42, that’s is probably the most feasible solution to this. Although it’d have to a be an overachieving senior reciever on an underperforming team with nothing to lose in the process. Someone definitely needs to make this happen.

by Wooderson on Aug 24, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

With all those sedatives pumped in, Bevo’s not doing anything except leaving huge piles of crap for the lucky fringe-wearing longhorn who gets the coveted shit scooping job every year.

by DiamondM on Aug 24, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

I smell a take off on the Messin’ with Sasquatch ads…

by RodBeck on Aug 24, 2007 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

the dog probably smelled cocaine on Baker

by mp on Aug 24, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

Robert Baker, another in a long line of dumb illiterate fucks who somehow managed to stay eligible and play at Auburn

by mp on Aug 24, 2007 11:45 AM EDT reply actions

Bottom line of Baker’s bio:

“Robert is a prolific poet and rapper whose favourite rapper is 2Pac and favourite film is Shawshank Redemption.”

by Allahver Fist on Aug 24, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions

Last Dragon,

LSU upset #5 or so UT in overtime. LSU’s first overtime game. Mike musta known something no one else did.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 24, 2007 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

He likes Shawshank cuz he knew it would be useful when he got thrown in jail.

by The Last Dragon on Aug 24, 2007 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

Baker was the only guilty man in Shawshank. I imagine him post-release finding Ricky Williams restoring a boat on Lake Superior.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 24, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

Wait – if you’re trying to seduce Smokey with Cheetos, would Fulmer chase you too? Let’s think about this people…

by Katy on Aug 24, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

Warning Threadjack alert (Auburn news)

http://cfn.scout.com/2/662751.html

College football news did their 3 year poll. Best college football programs over the last three years.

Auburn
Florida
UGA
LSU
Tennessee
Alabama
South Carolina
Arkansas
Ole Miss
Kentucky
Vandy
Miss State

The rest were in the margins.

All that to say, War Damn Eagle bitches.

by Stephen on Aug 24, 2007 12:30 PM EDT reply actions

Soak it up AubbieStephen. Undefeated seasons for the WarEagleTigerPussies, like [NAME REDACTED], are slipping further into the past.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 24, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions

Stephen,

Wow! Nice work. Where can I take a picture of the MNC trophy you won?

Crystal football? Not yours. Nope.

Suck it you non-mascot picking, trailor park mass student housing losers.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 24, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

That little squat of a dog looks real tough when the trainer is yanking him up by the neck to make it look like he would attack or something.

God, UGA fans are pathetic.

by Larry Munson's Gin Blossom on Aug 24, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

#50
WHATDAFUCK Last Dragon,
How bout we not bring up muthaphuckin 2005 ohhh I don’t know, say….EVER. Are you dense? "Hey guys, remember the season when Vol Fans had their nutsacks tested for horsepower and torque on a dyno? " Come on Dude, LSU comeback or not, I think we need to go ahead and erase that season from our minds as the “Fall we don’t speak of.” My god, next time forget the 05 reference, come on down to Middle Tennessee, and kick me in the nuts cleats out (click CLACK) and just go on your merry way. Way to be all Glass half full on the worst Fall EVER for true UT fans.

FLOG yourself.

by MeytonPanning on Aug 24, 2007 1:03 PM EDT reply actions