Comments on: DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 9

By: PA_Tiger

PA_Tiger — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:13:36 +0000

Take a look at what those ears have done. Penis enlargement be damned, you guys need ear enlargement.

http://cfn.scout.com/2/662772.html

By: James

James — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:22:44 +0000

hey 59. we’ll give you the finger this year to pay back. Along with the 5 on the other hand

By: Professor Gundlach

Professor Gundlach — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:21:37 +0000

#55

Is that your prediction for Aubie wins or losses?

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:08:54 +0000

One of my greatest momemts ever was giving Tubs the finger when he was sitting in the front seat of the Auburn bus as they made their way to Bryant Denny last year. He was looking directly at me as the bus slowed down for a second and I flipped him the bird and mouthed the words: fuck you

……and then they beat us for a 5th year in a row

Shit, maybe that was my fault then. Sorry bama fans

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:59:04 +0000

Thor, you were supposed to keep your mouth shut, dammit.

HFS, you know that and I know that, but Mo didn’t know that.

Let’s face it, that couldn’t be more than a 5% adjustment.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:46:55 +0000

Orson, just noticed something – its actually SEVEN days to zero hour, if you consider the Corndogs a football team.

By: CapstoneAlum

CapstoneAlum — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:48:38 +0000

Nov. 23 = Tubby having a heart to heart with Mrs. Tubby about his ED problem.

By: S.I.W.

S.I.W. — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:40:43 +0000

November 24 = Six

By: HFS

HFS — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:38:55 +0000

PeterPumpkinhead:

If you really want to get into reality, compare it to the original picture:
http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/football/ncaa/12/01/bc.fbc.tuberville.ap/p1_tuberville_ap.jpg
So, yes, it’s definitely doctored.

Of course, that should in no way diminish the fact that:
1.) It’s funny as hell;
2.) The responses are funny as hell;
3.) He can really hear you.

In the spirit of #2, open up two tabs in your browser, and hit “view image” on the EDSBS image above in one tab, and do the same for the SI pic in the other tab. Then toggle back and forth. “Fly away, Stanley! Be free!”

By: Rival

Rival — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:29:20 +0000

Can’t Under Armour provide any accessories to minimize the appearance of the ears?

Maybe an Under Armour zoot suit? Under Armour pterodactyl wings?

Perhaps he should consult David Byrne?

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:21:22 +0000

It’s doctored, but not by much

By: Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:20:23 +0000

Wooderson-

You should be seeing more UF/FSU smack, but nolies will NEVER come out to play when they’re losing. Besides, they’re still a little distrustful of the eBays.

That said: It should be fun when they play Bama in the Ridiculous Sense of Entitlement Bowl.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:12:24 +0000

Mo,

Compare it to this official Auburn photo and tell us again that it’s doctored.

http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/Coach/PHOTO/TOMMY-TUBERVILLE05.JPG

By: Kenny

Kenny — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:05:08 +0000

41,43, 44 penny beer wells to you good sirs.

By: MoClarrettMoProblems

MoClarrettMoProblems — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:40:43 +0000

Yeah….because that picture hasn’t been doctored at all…