DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 9
Reader Thor submits today’s Daily Affirmation. Those are tremendous ears.
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1
Stranko Montana says:
That damn game was on ESPNU last night and it still wasn’t a fumble!
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:02 am
2
Cincy says:
The Fulmer Cup giveth and the Fulmer Cup taketh away. First Penn St. loses points and now UTEP drops a few.
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;_ylt=Alt0VBnJxTXjzsBizhyxQEMcvrYF?slug=ap-utep-playersarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:08 am
3
Rival says:
Jeezy pete, I’ve never seen them so large.
Must’ve been mating season when this photo was snapped.
His expression looks apologetic: “I’m so sorry. My ears will have to kill you now.”
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:08 am
4
Bearcrawls says:
I’m calling bullshit! Or photoshop! No homo sapiens has ears that large…hmmm. Tuberville’s an alien?
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:13 am
5
JJ says:
As Finebaum used to call him…wingnut.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:32 am
6
hawkeye says:
Baby New Year needs to put his hat back on.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:33 am
7
MiseanAUfan says:
#4, I think the only guy who can challenge Tuberville is what’s-his-name on Mickey Mouse’s Sports Reporters. He tries to hide it by growing hair over his ears, but we all know otherwise.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:54 am
8
Rival says:
The Viagra ad below the pic fits.
“For men with ED”
Ear Deformity?
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:56 am
9
Rival says:
Okay, there was a Viagra ad there.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:57 am
10
Scalz1 says:
Ross Perot is the Auburn coach ? What happened to Tuberville ?
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:14 am
11
lanceharbor says:
Shhhhhhhh. Be very very quiet. He’s hunting wabbits!
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
12
numberedhats says:
better watch what you say….He. Can. Hear. You.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:19 am
13
Allahver Fist says:
There’s a giant sucking sound coming from Mexico. And Georgia.
Think Tubbs can hear the USF earthquake coming in Week 2?
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 am
14
Stranko Montana says:
Ten comments in and no Auburn-Alabama threadjack????? I’m amazed.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:29 am
15
JohnInHuntsville says:
On Gamedays ol’ Jugears used to cover those flaps with a Cingular headset. That was until everybody figured out that they weren’t turned on. There’s no way Bobby Lowder would allow Wingnut to call one of those assinine trick plays.
War Dumbo.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:29 am
16
Out of Conference says:
I thought the same thing Hawkeye #5.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:33 am
17
d761 says:
Damn, Orson.
That’s some pretty bad stank bait.
#11- Here you go:
#12- Yeah, like those trick plays that have whipped bama’s ass for the past five years? Oh…and…bammer’s suck.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:36 am
18
Rob says:
roll tide mother bitches!
wait, what?
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:37 am
19
Professor Gundlach says:
Saban at Bama?
What Me Worry?
http://www2.jsonline.com/idealbb/avatars/alfred_e_neuman.jpg
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 am
20
Biggus Rickus says:
On a clear day he can hear the weeping of Nick Saban’s children after being told for the umpteenth time, “Daddy doesn’t have time for your shit!” and Tuberville sheds a single tear.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am
21
Whitey says:
+1 Hawkeye.
Rankin & Bass animation reference… phenomenal.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:51 am
22
Stranko Montana says:
Biggus Rickus made me spit coffee on my keyboard. Well played.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:53 am
23
gerry dorsey says:
my basset hound thinks those ears are bit much.
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 am
24
Kenny Irons little friend says:
Is that a midget in his ear…
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 am
25
HFS says:
Seriously… when his ears are that big to being with, why photoshop? That’s like digitally enhancing Pamela Anderson.
Although, we do a lot of homeland security work at Auburn. Maybe the feds have surgically enhanced his ears as part of a new surveillance program (undoubtedly to eavesdrop on Saban, someone known to cavort with known terrorists).
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 am
26
RaginCajunRebel says:
He hears dead people.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:05 am
27
BamaHamr says:
Ears are one body part that continues to grow thruout your life……..
we can only hope Tubby lives to be 100…….
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:09 am
28
wardo says:
Idaho needs a couple Fulmer points http://www.idahostatesman.com/sports/story/139099.html
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 am
29
dookiewad says:
Isn’t it ironic that the coach of Bama’s biggest foe actually resembles an elephant.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 am
30
jlong78la says:
Holy Shit!! Did his mom fuck a rabbitt??
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
31
Tater Salad says:
Is Tubs from Melmac? He probably likes to eat cats, and he thinks a dollar has no value.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
32
OzzieVirgil says:
Of course the dollar has no value when you are from Melmac, that national currency is Foam.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 am
33
Billy in Baton Rouge says:
Well I think I seen ’bout everything when I see an elephant coach…
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 am
34
Brewster Crew says:
Some people have to deal with fame for their entire life. For Tommy, coaching Auburn was much more difficult than playing the banjo in Deliverance.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 am
35
Futbawl Fan says:
I heard from a good source that Tubby is the cloned love-child of Ross Perot and LBJ
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:27 am
36
daman323 says:
Looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open!
Farfignuegen?
Bama Farfromwinen!
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:27 am
37
Tater Salad says:
Ozzie-
That’s not what our friend Terry Bradshaw told another certain someone from Melmac. At least when you dial 10-10-220 or whatever the fuck it was.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:29 am
38
Hook'em Tide says:
I wonder if they get Sattelite TV reception?
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 am
39
Raider Red says:
Shouldn’t someone come in with a non-Ala/Auburn threadjack? I mean, just to be fair.
Domer? Heeeeere DomerDomerDomer.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:34 am
40
spartymike says:
#33, awesome.
When Auburn goes on the road, does he have black crows wearing derbys and chomping cigars that taunt him throughout the course of the game?
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 am
41
PW says:
guess they couldn’t fit his ears into a pine box, so he just took his car out of Oxford instead.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:46 am
42
Eirishis says:
Tuberville pledges to pursue a college football playoff if it can get on the ballot in all 50 states.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:51 am
43
James says:
“You see these ears! I OWN top 10 teams with these ears…..what’s that?….i know nothing about my yearly ‘aw crap we ain’t even gotta show up’ game. That’s just crazy talk”
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
44
OzzieVirgil says:
Its obvious to me his aural range allows him to pick up opponents game plans as far NW as the Arkansas state line. The Nutt stops there.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 am
45
PeterPumpkinhead says:
If Tubby were gay (and I’m not saying he is… not that there’s anything wrong with that) he could actually satisfy 6 men at the same time.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 am
46
Wooderson says:
#33 & #45 can pool their funds and buy me a new monitor.
Regarding AU/UA thread jacking, is it a threadjack if the thread is about them?
Also, seeing as this is a florida site, wouldn’t one expect mroe FSU-UF jawing? You never really see much besides the constant shots at Bobb-ay & Family. Not that those aren’t well deserved…
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
47
KT says:
I think it is shallow and immature to attack someone based on their physical characteristics….
Boy…that Saban sure is one short mother*****, ain’t he?
So, I will join right in….
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 am
48
MoClarrettMoProblems says:
Yeah….because that picture hasn’t been doctored at all…
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
49
Kenny says:
41,43, 44 penny beer wells to you good sirs.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
50
PeterPumpkinhead says:
Mo,
Compare it to this official Auburn photo and tell us again that it’s doctored.
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/Coach/PHOTO/TOMMY-TUBERVILLE05.JPG
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:12 am