DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 9
by Orson on Aug 23, 2007 7:57 AM EDT
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PrintReader Thor submits today's Daily Affirmation. Those are tremendous ears.
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That damn game was on ESPNU last night and it still wasn’t a fumble!
by Stranko Montana on Aug 23, 2007 8:02 AM EDT reply actions
The Fulmer Cup giveth and the Fulmer Cup taketh away. First Penn St. loses points and now UTEP drops a few.
by Cincy on Aug 23, 2007 8:08 AM EDT reply actions
Jeezy pete, I’ve never seen them so large.
Must’ve been mating season when this photo was snapped.
His expression looks apologetic: “I’m so sorry. My ears will have to kill you now.”
by Rival on Aug 23, 2007 8:08 AM EDT reply actions
I’m calling bullshit! Or photoshop! No homo sapiens has ears that large…hmmm. Tuberville’s an alien?
by Bearcrawls on Aug 23, 2007 8:13 AM EDT reply actions
#4, I think the only guy who can challenge Tuberville is what’s-his-name on Mickey Mouse’s Sports Reporters. He tries to hide it by growing hair over his ears, but we all know otherwise.
by MiseanAUfan on Aug 23, 2007 8:54 AM EDT reply actions
The Viagra ad below the pic fits.
“For men with ED”
Ear Deformity?
by Rival on Aug 23, 2007 8:56 AM EDT reply actions
Ross Perot is the Auburn coach ? What happened to Tuberville ?
by Scalz1 on Aug 23, 2007 9:14 AM EDT reply actions
Shhhhhhhh. Be very very quiet. He’s hunting wabbits!
by lanceharbor on Aug 23, 2007 9:18 AM EDT reply actions
better watch what you say….He. Can. Hear. You.
by numberedhats on Aug 23, 2007 9:19 AM EDT reply actions
There’s a giant sucking sound coming from Mexico. And Georgia.
Think Tubbs can hear the USF earthquake coming in Week 2?
by Allahver Fist on Aug 23, 2007 9:25 AM EDT reply actions
Ten comments in and no Auburn-Alabama threadjack? I’m amazed.
by Stranko Montana on Aug 23, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions
On Gamedays ol’ Jugears used to cover those flaps with a Cingular headset. That was until everybody figured out that they weren’t turned on. There’s no way Bobby Lowder would allow Wingnut to call one of those assinine trick plays.
War Dumbo.
by JohnInHuntsville on Aug 23, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions
Damn, Orson.
That’s some pretty bad stank bait.
- Here you go:
- Yeah, like those trick plays that have whipped bama’s ass for the past five years? Oh…and…bammer’s suck.
by d761 on Aug 23, 2007 9:36 AM EDT reply actions
by Professor Gundlach on Aug 23, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
On a clear day he can hear the weeping of Nick Saban’s children after being told for the umpteenth time, “Daddy doesn’t have time for your shit!” and Tuberville sheds a single tear.
by Biggus Rickus on Aug 23, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions
+1 Hawkeye.
Rankin & Bass animation reference… phenomenal.
by Whitey on Aug 23, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions
Biggus Rickus made me spit coffee on my keyboard. Well played.
by Stranko Montana on Aug 23, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions
my basset hound thinks those ears are bit much.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 23, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously… when his ears are that big to being with, why photoshop? That’s like digitally enhancing Pamela Anderson.
Although, we do a lot of homeland security work at Auburn. Maybe the feds have surgically enhanced his ears as part of a new surveillance program (undoubtedly to eavesdrop on Saban, someone known to cavort with known terrorists).
by HFS on Aug 23, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions
Ears are one body part that continues to grow thruout your life……..
we can only hope Tubby lives to be 100…….
by BamaHamr on Aug 23, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Idaho needs a couple Fulmer points http://www.idahostatesman.com/sports/story/139099.html
by wardo on Aug 23, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
Isn’t it ironic that the coach of Bama’s biggest foe actually resembles an elephant.
by dookiewad on Aug 23, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
Is Tubs from Melmac? He probably likes to eat cats, and he thinks a dollar has no value.
by Tater Salad on Aug 23, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Of course the dollar has no value when you are from Melmac, that national currency is Foam.
by OzzieVirgil on Aug 23, 2007 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
Well I think I seen ’bout everything when I see an elephant coach…
by Billy in Baton Rouge on Aug 23, 2007 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Some people have to deal with fame for their entire life. For Tommy, coaching Auburn was much more difficult than playing the banjo in Deliverance.
by Brewster Crew on Aug 23, 2007 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
I heard from a good source that Tubby is the cloned love-child of Ross Perot and LBJ
by Futbawl Fan on Aug 23, 2007 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
Looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open!
Farfignuegen?
Bama Farfromwinen!
by daman323 on Aug 23, 2007 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
Ozzie-
That’s not what our friend Terry Bradshaw told another certain someone from Melmac. At least when you dial 10-10-220 or whatever the fuck it was.
by Tater Salad on Aug 23, 2007 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder if they get Sattelite TV reception?
by Hook'em Tide on Aug 23, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
Shouldn’t someone come in with a non-Ala/Auburn threadjack? I mean, just to be fair.
Domer? Heeeeere DomerDomerDomer.
by Raider Red on Aug 23, 2007 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
#33, awesome.
When Auburn goes on the road, does he have black crows wearing derbys and chomping cigars that taunt him throughout the course of the game?
by spartymike on Aug 23, 2007 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
guess they couldn’t fit his ears into a pine box, so he just took his car out of Oxford instead.
by PW on Aug 23, 2007 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
Tuberville pledges to pursue a college football playoff if it can get on the ballot in all 50 states.
by Eirishis on Aug 23, 2007 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
“You see these ears! I OWN top 10 teams with these ears…..what’s that?….i know nothing about my yearly ‘aw crap we ain’t even gotta show up’ game. That’s just crazy talk”
by James on Aug 23, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
Its obvious to me his aural range allows him to pick up opponents game plans as far NW as the Arkansas state line. The Nutt stops there.
by OzzieVirgil on Aug 23, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
If Tubby were gay (and I’m not saying he is… not that there’s anything wrong with that) he could actually satisfy 6 men at the same time.
by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 23, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
- & #45 can pool their funds and buy me a new monitor.
Regarding AU/UA thread jacking, is it a threadjack if the thread is about them?
Also, seeing as this is a florida site, wouldn’t one expect mroe FSU-UF jawing? You never really see much besides the constant shots at Bobb-ay & Family. Not that those aren’t well deserved…
by Wooderson on Aug 23, 2007 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
I think it is shallow and immature to attack someone based on their physical characteristics….
Boy…that Saban sure is one short mother*****, ain’t he?
So, I will join right in….
by KT on Aug 23, 2007 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah….because that picture hasn’t been doctored at all…
by MoClarrettMoProblems on Aug 23, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
Mo,
Compare it to this official Auburn photo and tell us again that it’s doctored.
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/Coach/PHOTO/TOMMY-TUBERVILLE05.JPG
by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 23, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
Wooderson-
You should be seeing more UF/FSU smack, but nolies will NEVER come out to play when they’re losing. Besides, they’re still a little distrustful of the eBays.
That said: It should be fun when they play Bama in the Ridiculous Sense of Entitlement Bowl.
by Mr. Wrong on Aug 23, 2007 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
Can’t Under Armour provide any accessories to minimize the appearance of the ears?
Maybe an Under Armour zoot suit? Under Armour pterodactyl wings?
Perhaps he should consult David Byrne?
by Rival on Aug 23, 2007 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
PeterPumpkinhead:
If you really want to get into reality, compare it to the original picture:
http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/football/ncaa/12/01/bc.fbc.tuberville.ap/p1_tuberville_ap.jpg
So, yes, it’s definitely doctored.
Of course, that should in no way diminish the fact that:
1.) It’s funny as hell;
2.) The responses are funny as hell;
3.) He can really hear you.
In the spirit of #2, open up two tabs in your browser, and hit “view image” on the EDSBS image above in one tab, and do the same for the SI pic in the other tab. Then toggle back and forth. “Fly away, Stanley! Be free!”
by HFS on Aug 23, 2007 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
Nov. 23 = Tubby having a heart to heart with Mrs. Tubby about his ED problem.
by CapstoneAlum on Aug 23, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, just noticed something – its actually SEVEN days to zero hour, if you consider the Corndogs a football team.
by yoyofutbawl on Aug 23, 2007 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
Thor, you were supposed to keep your mouth shut, dammit.
HFS, you know that and I know that, but Mo didn’t know that.
Let’s face it, that couldn’t be more than a 5% adjustment.
by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 23, 2007 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
One of my greatest momemts ever was giving Tubs the finger when he was sitting in the front seat of the Auburn bus as they made their way to Bryant Denny last year. He was looking directly at me as the bus slowed down for a second and I flipped him the bird and mouthed the words: fuck you
……and then they beat us for a 5th year in a row
Shit, maybe that was my fault then. Sorry bama fans
by Dave on Aug 23, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Is that your prediction for Aubie wins or losses?
by Professor Gundlach on Aug 23, 2007 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
hey 59. we’ll give you the finger this year to pay back. Along with the 5 on the other hand
by James on Aug 23, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
Take a look at what those ears have done. Penis enlargement be damned, you guys need ear enlargement.
by PA_Tiger on Aug 23, 2007 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
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