DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 9
Reader Thor submits today’s Daily Affirmation. Those are tremendous ears.
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51
Mr. Wrong says:
Wooderson-
You should be seeing more UF/FSU smack, but nolies will NEVER come out to play when they’re losing. Besides, they’re still a little distrustful of the eBays.
That said: It should be fun when they play Bama in the Ridiculous Sense of Entitlement Bowl.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
52
Thor says:
It’s doctored, but not by much
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 am
53
Rival says:
Can’t Under Armour provide any accessories to minimize the appearance of the ears?
Maybe an Under Armour zoot suit? Under Armour pterodactyl wings?
Perhaps he should consult David Byrne?
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:29 am
54
HFS says:
PeterPumpkinhead:
If you really want to get into reality, compare it to the original picture:
http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/football/ncaa/12/01/bc.fbc.tuberville.ap/p1_tuberville_ap.jpg
So, yes, it’s definitely doctored.
Of course, that should in no way diminish the fact that:
1.) It’s funny as hell;
2.) The responses are funny as hell;
3.) He can really hear you.
In the spirit of #2, open up two tabs in your browser, and hit “view image” on the EDSBS image above in one tab, and do the same for the SI pic in the other tab. Then toggle back and forth. “Fly away, Stanley! Be free!”
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:38 am
55
S.I.W. says:
November 24 = Six
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
56
CapstoneAlum says:
Nov. 23 = Tubby having a heart to heart with Mrs. Tubby about his ED problem.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:48 am
57
yoyofutbawl says:
Orson, just noticed something – its actually SEVEN days to zero hour, if you consider the Corndogs a football team.
August 23rd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
58
PeterPumpkinhead says:
Thor, you were supposed to keep your mouth shut, dammit.
HFS, you know that and I know that, but Mo didn’t know that.
Let’s face it, that couldn’t be more than a 5% adjustment.
August 23rd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
59
Dave says:
One of my greatest momemts ever was giving Tubs the finger when he was sitting in the front seat of the Auburn bus as they made their way to Bryant Denny last year. He was looking directly at me as the bus slowed down for a second and I flipped him the bird and mouthed the words: fuck you
……and then they beat us for a 5th year in a row
Shit, maybe that was my fault then. Sorry bama fans
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
60
Professor Gundlach says:
#55
Is that your prediction for Aubie wins or losses?
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
61
James says:
hey 59. we’ll give you the finger this year to pay back. Along with the 5 on the other hand
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
62
PA_Tiger says:
Take a look at what those ears have done. Penis enlargement be damned, you guys need ear enlargement.
http://cfn.scout.com/2/662772.html
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm