Kestahn Moore has discovered the little edge he needed to secure a likely starting spot at tailback for the Florida Gators: a swim cap.


WHHHEEEEEEEE!!!

We’re donning our swim cap tonight as we go to the Deadspin Pants Party at Turner Field, where we plan to figure out this Bayes-ball we keep hearing about. (Who knew sport and advanced statistical analysis could be combined in a single endeavor? Ingenious.) Peter Bean is coming into town, so expect Texas-sized shenannigans on the weekend.

Oh, and go pick up a Penthouse. You have an excuse besides “mmm, love me some vagina photography,” as Pete Schrager’s college football preview is in it as well as a few quotes from yours truly. We did not pose for the magazine, however, as we’re still under contract to Sweet Action for our stunning nude talents.

Enjoy your weekend,

-O.