DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 15
by Orson on Aug 17, 2007 11:00 AM EDT
Email
PrintSomewhere, his unblinking head sits in a closet. Never sleeping. Always staring. Waiting.
(Courtesy of Brian @ House Rock Built)
21 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
purdue pete doesn’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 17, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Wait a sec… didn’t he blink last year at the Notre Dame game?
by Out of Conference on Aug 17, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
When Saban was at MSU, he made him blink out of sheet intimidation……
by macker on Aug 17, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
When Saban was at MSU, he made him blink out of sheer intimidation……
by macker on Aug 17, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
I think “sheet intimidation” between two males in Alabama will get him arrested.
by HeadThief on Aug 17, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
Mascots that take that many steroids don’t blink. Plus, he’s just waiting for basketball season.
by DeathRattleSports on Aug 17, 2007 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
ol’ Sparty might be in the top 5 for creepy mascots. a ’roid freak and probably a kiddy toucher….he is greek you know.
by suicewatch on Aug 17, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Saban doesn’t have time for that blinking shit.
by stockman on Aug 17, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in Ann Arbor!
by Bully Van De Graaff on Aug 17, 2007 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
No, no…it’s the fingers…four jointless fishsticks on each hand…
by Benmillion on Aug 17, 2007 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
you see fishsticks….i see vienna sausages.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 17, 2007 11:42 AM EDT reply actions
Number One: And this, we call the Unblinking Eye.
Homer: Hey…have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye. And it’s exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.
Number One: And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen Ass…With Paddles.
by Anonymous IV on Aug 17, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
I dont think i have seen curdled, mishapen and wrinkled underarm flab like that since my ‘chalkboard nightmares’…courtesy of my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Grigsby and her feverish writing pace.
by Turk182 on Aug 17, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
Gerry Dorsey, in refernce to comment #1 — Reche Caldwell is intrigued by your ideas, and wishes to subscribe to your newsletter…
by Beatuofa on Aug 17, 2007 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
Saban was too busy teasing NFL beat writers and fielding calls from other programs to make Sparty blink. He, in fact, did have time for that shit.
A mascot as good as Sparty needs no defense from the likes of me…he can fade haterz hisself.
by spartymike on Aug 17, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions
- Funny you’d mention Purdue Pete, if you’ve seen the full picture, he’s kneeling in front of Sparty.
Don’t beat yourself up about it. Mascots touching is perfectly natural.
by jebushchrist on Aug 17, 2007 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
Pointing to God? Check. Unblinking eyes? No big deal. That won’t get you a handicaped space.
by Allahver Fist on Aug 17, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
I sure hope this doesn’t quality as Friday’s weekly installment of Cheesecake.
by Geaux Irish on Aug 17, 2007 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
Sparty, this will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.
by blazin on Aug 17, 2007 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
