MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: VINCENT PRICE

by Orson on Aug 15, 2007 1:12 PM EDT

Our mustache of the day once said this:"A man who limits his interests, limits his life." Easy enough to say when your dad was the man who invented the powder essential to keeping tartar sauce fresh on the shelf, thus securing a Yale education and inherited fortune for your ass. Nevertheless, we applaud the sentiment, as we salute a fine and freaky mustache all of its own: the pencil-thin rapier 'stache of Vincent Price.

Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y'awl's neighborhood.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! [/Price}

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Vincent Price’s career never recovered after doing the voice over on ’Thriller"

by Scalz1 on Aug 15, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

I have summoned your friends in hopes that you might be perswadded to once more inspire an artist to embrace smyuuth music.

by PW on Aug 15, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

This is Vincent Price. THE ACTOR.

by irishoutsider on Aug 15, 2007 1:21 PM EDT reply actions

i wish i had a pencil thin mustache….the boston blackie kind…..a two toned ricky ricardo jacket…..and an autographed picture of andy devine

by gerry dorsey on Aug 15, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

A chuckle for the afternoon! (NSFW)

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8445/moustachead2.jpg

by Bully Van De Graaff on Aug 15, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

If he had a matching one below his lip and laid on his side, his mouth would look like a well-kept vagina.
So, to recap, I looked at Vincent Price’s mouth and saw it as a sex hole.
Thank you.

by jebushchrist on Aug 15, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions

jebus, I think we’ve all been there.

by Biggus Rickus on Aug 15, 2007 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

Another great VP quote:
“I don’t play monsters. I play men besieged by fate and out for revenge.”

by RedDevilEA on Aug 15, 2007 2:00 PM EDT reply actions

In other news…

Seriously, read it. The guy is plum-fucking loco.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

by Steve on Aug 15, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

I can has mustash secks hole?

by John Waters on Aug 15, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

“We must spook the smooth back into him….with the help of Koko’s ghost.”

by John on Aug 15, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

I read that earlier today. The handwritten complaint is pure comedic gold.

by PW on Aug 15, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions

I love that he has included the copyright symbol after each mention of his name in the suit, including his signature.

by Berdingo on Aug 15, 2007 2:59 PM EDT reply actions

What the hell kind of powder keeps tartar sauce fresh??!!

by Unhappy Monkey on Aug 15, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

David Niven wants his ’stache back!

http://www.powell-pressburger.org/Images/46_AMOLAD/David.jpg

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Aug 15, 2007 3:38 PM EDT reply actions

You may not know this, but just as Omar Sharif is a world-champion bridge player, Mr. Price was a bit of a gourmet chef who even produced cookbooks and cooking shows.

Audio of some of his recipes can be found here:

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/

“I love mushrooms. They are so delicate, so light, so close to being nothing but so emphatically something.”

“The leftovers make superb sandwiches, and I love a good pork sandwich.”

“Many curries are made with meats on the bone, but for my guests I only want to serve small boys. I like to look around for some really exotic and very hot ones: that’s the way my wife likes them.”

by Dr. O. Goldsmith on Aug 15, 2007 3:38 PM EDT reply actions

63,000,000,000 Billion? $63 × 10^18? In gold and silver no less! How about we just give you the fucking keys to Fort Knox?

by Bully Van De Graaff on Aug 15, 2007 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

He was tortured by a microwave?

by okhrana on Aug 15, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions

Nick Saban does have time for 63 billion dollars.

by yoyofutbawl on Aug 15, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

Tartar sauce sucks anyway. Who cares to keep it fresh?

by The Last Dragon on Aug 15, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

Re #9… now there’s someone who figured out how to use his time in prison constructively… $20 says that guy has a funny-as-hell blog in 10-15 years, depending on good behavior.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 15, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

So is the inmates cousin, Buddy Lee, going to sue Wrangler jeans for copyright infringement as well?

I heard on National Leftist Radio the other day that two inmates had their sentences extended after they put a lien on the warden’s house on the basis that the prison used the inmates name on prison records even though the inmates claimed they were copyrighted. Copyright infiringement ideas must have spread around the country’s prison system like new fish amongst the ladies in Shawshank.

by Out of Conference on Aug 15, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions

One of the best Yacht Rocks! [and it does]. Best part is when the guy says persuodded and cracks up the entire cast and crew.

by Walter on Aug 15, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

$63 billion is a pittance compared to what that guy was asking for. He wanted 63 billion billion.

While we’re playing the prisoner legal filing threadjack game, here’s an excerpt from one of my favorites:

On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you. 934 F.Supp. 1395.

by PW on Aug 15, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

Riches will take Vick’s roomful of silver and gold in exchange for his freedom. Then he’s gonna burn the fucker.

by AS on Aug 15, 2007 10:39 PM EDT reply actions

Iran thought they were selling missiles to MEXICO, and sold them to Vick by mistake when he used an alias.

by Nate (ltdomer98) on Aug 15, 2007 11:06 PM EDT reply actions

More, from Chef Price…

“I then skin the boys and take all of the meat from the bone. The easy way is to stab them one at a time with a fork and heat them over a gas flame on the stove until the skin bursts. It then peels right off: what fun. To make the curry itself is child’s play…”

by Dr. O. Goldsmith on Aug 16, 2007 11:23 AM EDT reply actions