MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: VINCENT PRICE
Our mustache of the day once said this:”A man who limits his interests, limits his life.” Easy enough to say when your dad was the man who invented the powder essential to keeping tartar sauce fresh on the shelf, thus securing a Yale education and inherited fortune for your ass. Nevertheless, we applaud the sentiment, as we salute a fine and freaky mustache all of its own: the pencil-thin rapier ’stache of Vincent Price.
Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y’awl’s neighborhood.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! [/Price}
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More, from Chef Price…
“I then skin the boys and take all of the meat from the bone. The easy way is to stab them one at a time with a fork and heat them over a gas flame on the stove until the skin bursts. It then peels right off: what fun. To make the curry itself is child’s play…”
Comment by Dr. O. Goldsmith — August 16, 2007 @ 10:23 am
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Iran thought they were selling missiles to MEXICO, and sold them to Vick by mistake when he used an alias.
Comment by Nate (ltdomer98) — August 15, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
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Riches will take Vick’s roomful of silver and gold in exchange for his freedom. Then he’s gonna burn the fucker.
Comment by AS — August 15, 2007 @ 9:39 pm
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$63 billion is a pittance compared to what that guy was asking for. He wanted 63 billion billion.
While we’re playing the prisoner legal filing threadjack game, here’s an excerpt from one of my favorites:
On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled “Motion to Kiss My Ass†(Doc. 107) in which he moved “all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you. 934 F.Supp. 1395.
Comment by PW — August 15, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
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One of the best Yacht Rocks! [and it does]. Best part is when the guy says persuodded and cracks up the entire cast and crew.
Comment by Walter — August 15, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
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So is the inmates cousin, Buddy Lee, going to sue Wrangler jeans for copyright infringement as well?
I heard on National Leftist Radio the other day that two inmates had their sentences extended after they put a lien on the warden’s house on the basis that the prison used the inmates name on prison records even though the inmates claimed they were copyrighted. Copyright infiringement ideas must have spread around the country’s prison system like new fish amongst the ladies in Shawshank.
Comment by Out of Conference — August 15, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
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Re #9… now there’s someone who figured out how to use his time in prison constructively… $20 says that guy has a funny-as-hell blog in 10-15 years, depending on good behavior.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — August 15, 2007 @ 2:59 pm