DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 17

by Orson on Aug 15, 2007 8:57 AM EDT

The weather gets cold in the fall. It's hard to believe this, considering we're typing this from the last functioning PC in the scorched, waterless landscape of the Lost City of Atlanta. You'll need sweaters, eventually, and when you do put one on...make it less Tressel, and more Song Girl in the style department.

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Picture of Song Girl cheering Texas touchdown in 5…4…3…

by Rob on Aug 15, 2007 9:07 AM EDT reply actions

I think we need to stop focusing so much on the tops and start working towards topless.

by Biggus Rickus on Aug 15, 2007 9:10 AM EDT reply actions

Just not possible foe me to appear ‘more song girl’ wearing anything. The day I get mistaken for a song girl when wearing a sweater is a sad day for SC.

by tzubear on Aug 15, 2007 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the reminder on why they give the Golden Globes out in Los Angeles.

by Bully Van De Graaff on Aug 15, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions

Perhaps these are the angels Peter the Ebullient refers to…

And that’s as close to a complement to ’SC as I get.

by Whitey on Aug 15, 2007 9:20 AM EDT reply actions

Sweater is to Tressel what Douchebag is to Wippuh.

by Bob Greasy on Aug 15, 2007 9:20 AM EDT reply actions

That’s the only bright spot for Michigan fans at The Rose Bowl. Twice.

by Scalz1 on Aug 15, 2007 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

Hear, hear, Scalz1. Sigh.

by Jeremy on Aug 15, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

Yes. On the trunk.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 15, 2007 9:47 AM EDT reply actions

Yes, sadly, the best part of New Years day was seeing that milisecond of high grade pooper on the song girl. Damn you, Dwayne Jarret. Damn you to hell.

by Scalz1 on Aug 15, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions

If only we could combine sweaters and chaps.

by Orangeblood on Aug 15, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions

i’m disappointed in the choice of song girl pics. 10 seconds on google and better options abound.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 15, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

ummmm… parker posey.

by kleph on Aug 15, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

Picture of the song girls above an ad for Viagra? Dude, if they can’t get you up, no amount of pharmacology can.

by Jthomas666 on Aug 15, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

Gerry—ones that you can caption in yellow letters are few and far between.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 15, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

The first three times I read “song girl” I thought it said “Snorg girl” and I thought I was at Deadspin.
I’m glad I was wrong and I’m going to mainline my coffee now.

by jebushchrist on Aug 15, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions

Scalz1, sleeveless soccer mom polo shirts don’t do it for ya?

by Matt on Aug 15, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions

No, Wednesday is not too early for Song Girl cheesecake. Or buttcake, if you know what I mean.

by Raider Red on Aug 15, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions

Allaver…

On the trunk?

by fresh on Aug 15, 2007 10:48 AM EDT reply actions

Matt –
I must concur. Worst.Cheerleader outfits.Ever.
Shame, really.

by Scalz1 on Aug 15, 2007 10:52 AM EDT reply actions

Buttcake is an acquired taste and should only be served with careful preparation and just* the right seasonings (no garlic!).

these italics brought to you by TCOAN’s HTML Lessons: Vol I

by jebushchrist on Aug 15, 2007 10:54 AM EDT reply actions

You know, I really really hate USC, but damn how I love me some song girls

by NDEddieMac on Aug 15, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes

by Tha Quiet Storm on Aug 15, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions

Buttcake is best served with melted chocolate

by Naughtius Maximus on Aug 15, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

#19
From the back. From the front. Even outside on my T-Bird’s trunk.

On the trunk.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 15, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions

Can we get a link to TCOAN’s HTML Magna Carta ?

by Scalz1 on Aug 15, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions

#13…I’m missing the Parker Posey reference.

by Geaux Irish on Aug 15, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

No Sweaters Dept:

Here is a great picture of the USC Song Girls without sweaters and bikinis instead.

http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/media/2005fball_hawaii07.jpg

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Aug 15, 2007 12:46 PM EDT reply actions

Buttcake should never be served with chocolate milk.

by jebushchrist on Aug 15, 2007 12:48 PM EDT reply actions

#28: Holy cow

by Rob on Aug 15, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

Atlanta? Try finding a working computer in South America. I just had to try so I could be the second commenter to EDSBS from Peru.

by oc phil on Aug 15, 2007 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, with a liberal arts education, how do you know about all this engineering stuff? You make physics references all the time and now six-sigma. Must be hanging out with Tech grads.

Oh yeah, and you like Futurama. I dub thee an honorary engineer. Please take that as a compliment and not an insult. :)

by wilbur on Aug 15, 2007 8:46 PM EDT reply actions