CORSO LOSES HIS F'N MIND.

holy shit my face hurts from doing the quiet laugh at my desk. did that really come from corso??? i like the way he’s looking around after like he’s unaware.

Blue, you’re my boy!

That almost sounds too much like Corso to be Corso.

Does that make any sense?

Who knew Corso would be the one to work blue? Anyway, kid, I’m telling you now, if you do that you’ll never get to the big rooms.

Strange: his speaking voice does not sound like Barry White.

So, Orson, should we change the references to read "the Corso-F’in-Industrial Complex " now?

With this new piece of information brought to light, I can confidently predict that I would enjoy Corso’s “analysis” exponentially more if he replaced every quick whistling sound with this throaty “Fhaahhck,” and his trademark catchphrase, “Not so fast, my friend”™ was replaced by “Get your head out of your shit-ass.”

Tourette’s Corso is a Corso I can get behind.

Lee Corso + Gameday = veritable treasure trove of funny

now say it like you want to fuck the pig.

Tick tock, Corso. Tick f’n tock.

Just like Corso, I randomly declaim that I am Fahck. Bow before me mortals! Are you the gatekeeper?

Can we get the OBC to say Click F’n Clack?

That is totally dubbed in. Anything better to do than post videos that are phony?

It so random. I can’t stop watching and laughing, and laughing and watching. The apology at the end is a nice touch, totally makes up for the the way they violated my virgin ears.

I kind of liked Desmond Howard better that way. He seemed more intelligent than when you can actually hear what he’s saying.

Cliche Dept:

You can take the Florida State chump (Corso) out of Free Shoes University, and into the big city, but you cannot take the Florida State out of the chump, or something like that….

Fake: This is a genuine thing— I want to say from week 2 or so of last year, or the year before. I was astonished when I heard it, and even more astonished that ESPN admitted it on-air, and apologized for the f*ckup.

That’s Rocket Ishmail, not Desmond Howard.

Not pictured: a referee calling Fowler for clipping.

What’s worse, 13, it’s totally photoshopped too.

Seventeenth-ranked Tennessee at third-ranked Georgia . . . that would’ve been from 2004, no? If I remember correctly, Corso’s sentiments were echoed by myself and the entirety of Bulldog Nation by the end of the evening.

wow. i am crying laughing at this. it’s such a blood curdling delivery. wow.

Given that they are showing Florida vs LSU and C4’s rushing starts on the ticker, I would have to agree that it was 2004.

The half hearted apology makes it 20 times better.

What did you expect from an education via Free Shoes U? That’s graduate level comparative lit there.

Fake, but still 100 cocktail worthy.

It’s an ‘04 broadcast. Georgia was fresh off a thumping of LSU and ranked third before Tennessee beat them. I witnessed the game live, and got appropriately drunk afterwards . I have to say it’s fake, though I really wish it wasn’t.

Definitely not Corso. Doesn’t sound like him, and this would have been out by now. Not sure if that actually matters, though.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I found proof of the veracity of this video:

http://www.b-roll.net/forum/archive/index.php/t-9366.html

How can anyone say it doesn’t sound like Corso? IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM! I actually think it’s real, mostly because of the link provided above.

But still, it sounds just like Corso, even if fake.

That made my day.

I will go ahead and certify that is Chief Doosh. It does not make him cooler I promise.

As much as I would like to think it was Lee Assho, it probably wasn’t…

First, it’s close but doesn’t sound quite like him… when Lee gets excited, his voice changes pitch ever so slightly. I’d call it “nasal”, but that’s because I’m from Michigan, where we don’t have accents unless we’re from Yooperland.

Second, and more important, what would his motive have been? I’m convinced it was someone in the truck. (Although, it’s possible that Lee’s coffee cup was empty/filled with actual coffee.)

I recall when that happened as well, but I thought it was Desmond Howard that said it.

If it was dubbed like several of you think it was, then why did Chris apologized for the mic catching a nasty word?

Watching Corso 17x in a row just now, I can’t help but be reminded how much he resembles Mel Brooks as the governor in Blazing Saddles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY&mode=related&search=
Harumph, Corso, Harumph!

Because of Fowler’s later apology, I’m convinced it’s real, I’m just not convinced it’s Corso.

When you’re saying it with that guttural inflection, your voice changes. You don’t sound like yourself. So why is everyone so sure it’s Corso?

It sounds more like Fowler to me and, since he’s the host and the one who apologizes later (tersely, not with a sense of humor), I think Fowler is the more likely suspect.

How can anyone say it was fake after Biggus Rickus’ post?

No way Fowler said it. Also, when the camera cuts back to their table, Fowler’s hand appears to be lowering after gesturing to Corso. Finally, when he apologizes for what the mic picked up, he gestures toward a mic located near Corso.

I bet it was some poor, beleagured producer who went into the business after watching “Broadcast News” and decided to combine his love of that movie with his love of college football.

Might that beleagured producer be sort of comedically Jewish, but not in a laugh-out-loud sort of way, and bear the last name Brooks?

I know a tiny smidge about producing a live show like that, but I don’t think there’s ever a situation where anyone has a mike that could possibly be live except for the “talent.” (I use that term loosely here).
It’s Corso. Not just because I have to believe it’s Corso, but because all of the facts point to it. (Including the way he’s uncomfortably looking from side to side for someone to bail him out).

The best part about this? You can’t hear Rocket Ismail speak…..

…and that’s coming from a Domer.

It must have been the 2002 or 2003 OU-Texas game. When they ask Rocket for his prediction for the game, he emphatically states that “Notre Dame is going to dominate this game all the way from South Bend, baby. Take it to the bank. Take it to the bank. B-A-N-C-K.”

The stunned silence on all three of their faces was priceless.

Oh, and FAWHK.

2004, for sure…12th ranked Minnesota at 14th ranked Michigan!? Not last year, when Cal was at USC, so it has to be 2004…(I doubt it’s 2002: that was Tedford’s first year and, while it was the biggest team turnaround from the previous season, it certainly wouldn’t have gottne the attention of GameDay.)

No, nobody but the “talent” would be miked. Probably what happened was this: Audio problem with Rocket, Producer tells Corso et al to cover it, tells sound guy to bring up “talent” mikes, it’s extremely loud at the Gameday set and Corso doesn’t hear the call or the (lack of) program audio and decides to yell “FUUUCK” for some reason, sound guy gets fired.

I think PW’s notice of Fowler’s gesture at first combined with the one he sort of gives when he said “if anybody’s mic out there caught a nasty word” tells me its corso or herbstreit.

That definitely doesn’t sound like herbstreit.

I don’t know matt. Maybe Herbie has developed a good Corso impersonation, and is just trying to get his friend into some trouble.

Fake or not, it is still funny and Corso is still a knob.

Good…but Tyler Palko’s “I’m so fucking proud of my teammates” on NBC after the 2004 Pitt/ND game is better. http://www.fanblogs.com/big_east/003888.php

Second only to Pat Hayden talking about Carlyle Holiday’s lack of pass protection in another NBC game. He started out talking about the “shots” that CH was taking, then changed in mid stream to the “hits” that he was taking, and, you guessed it…

“Carlyle Holiday is taking a lot of shits today.”

Audio of Corso making a complete jackhole of himself on local Dallas sports radio:

http://sportsbybrooks.com/leecorso.mp3

I’ll stand as another witness – I saw it live too, and when I looked down and saw the little red light on my TiVo was not on (I was on the other side of the A/B switch), I was crushed. Glad it found its way to the ’tubes.

1. I wasn’t going to listen to that and then I did and now, I’m a happier person.

This is my third time coming back here.
It keeps on getting better each time.
Was Corso stung by a bee or just genuinely
distressed that rocket did not get his air time.

I like to think Corso was going to take a shit or hit on a co-ed who would think he was really creepy, then had to ‘sunshine scooter’ his ass back to the booth before the camera cut back. He probably is pissed about his failed attempt at defecation or creeping some awkward college teen out, coupled with possibly stubbing a toe or pulling his old ass groin trying to run and let out a “FUUUCK!”