A BRIEF DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO YOUNG MEN
Matthew Stafford: Shit! Look at that shit, Mo.
Mohammed Massaquoi: Fucking shit.
Matthew Stafford: Holy. Shit.
Mo Massaquoi: Holy. Shit.
Stafford: (downs sandwich) That’s our fucking coach levitating.
Mo: Upside-fuckin-down, man. He’s levitating upside-fuckin’-down.
Stafford: Like he’s Neo, dude. Fuckin’ A.
Mo: He’s the chosen one. He can read the Matrix. Fuck.
Stafford: He just fucking walked right off the board and–BOOM!–he’s just fucking floating there.
Mo: Holy smoking donkey dick, he’s still up there.
Stafford: Just fucking sitting there. Wherever I go, it’s like his eyes are followin’ me.
Mo: He’s gonna do that ’till I stop dropping balls, right?
Stafford: I need a beer. Like, right damn now.
Mo: He heard that. He knew you were gonna say that before you even said it.
Stafford: Holy shit, he did, didn’t he? Holy fucking shit.
Mo: How long’s he gonna be up there?
Stafford: ‘Til we get an offensive line, he says.
Mo: He’s gonna be up there a while, then, motherfucker.
Stafford: Fuckin’ A, man.
Mo: (shakes head) Fuckin’ A.
(Photo of Mark Richt doing a backflip off the high dive at UGA via Sports By Brooks. And that really is Mark Richt, who can also levitate upside down, we’re sure.)
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, bizarro superman says you're welcome, hardcore! by Orson Swindle
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Spurrier was dubbed: DarthVisor in the 90’s by the Tennessee fans……he is the perfect character for DarthVader if you are doing SEC/StarWars comparissons.
Comment by BlackMagic84 — August 17, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
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Dakota Fanning is hated? You want to hear Tebow bullshit, live in Jacksonville. He’s from here and plays for Florida. You’d think he was Christ, Moses, Buddha, Unitas and Brown all rolled into one. Here’s to many bad reads and interceptiions by the annointed one.
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Comment by Biggus Rickus — August 14, 2007 @ 9:08 am
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So what was the funny comment about Tebow?
Comment by PW — August 14, 2007 @ 9:06 am
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Funny how everyone on here cracks on Stafford…funnier still that everyone on here knows anything and everything about Star Wars. I guess that kind of puts things into perspective.
Dennis Dodd actually had a funny comment on Tebow.
This year it may be about Tim Tebow. Gator fans treat him as the next coming of the Messiah, which must be awkward for him as a child of missionaries. But to the rest of the SEC, he’s the most hated home-schooled kid since Dakota Fanning.
Comment by Busters — August 14, 2007 @ 8:04 am
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When Richt decides to land he will simply walk off the surface of the pool.
Comment by Dsmith — August 14, 2007 @ 6:24 am