A BRIEF DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO YOUNG MEN

I just rotated that image in Photoshop by 180 degrees and it looks like Richt ascending in the Rapture.

This can’t be good.

When reached on his perch for comment, Nick Saban briefly opened his eyes, snorted derisively, wrapped his black wings around himself and resumed his nap.

Holly, it’s comments like yours that keep me coming back for more. Here I was, about to beat the dead horse that is Saban not having time for shit, then I see your post and realize that I’m just an amateur.

david blaine couldn’t be less impressed. he said richt can call him when he lives in a glass coffin full of water for a week.

Holly, I echo the sentiment expressed in #3. Well done.

Ha Holly, shows what you know… Nick Saban NEVER closes his eyes silly girl.

He naps not because he’s tired, but because the black cocoon provides a welcome respite from having time for your shit.

I knew he was the Greg Louganis of the SEC. His wife is just his “beard”.

Richt was great as Bill Paxton’s ex in “Twister”.

Upon hearing news of the O-Line, are Mo and Stafford sure Coach isn’t levitating until the pool is fully drained?

But did he pull off the “Triple Lindy”?

Next, Richt lifted his X-wing fighter out of the swamp.

Who knows what secrets lurk in the hearts of men? Mark Richt knows…

I can’t even compete with comment #1. So I wont try, other than to suggest that Mark Richt is in fact the devil, so yes, he’s in rapture, but going to Hell.

re: 11

Mark Richt: complete that pass to Massaquoi you will

Matthew Stafford: I’ll try, Coach

Mark Richt: No. Try not. Complete, or complete not. There is no try.

Not to threadjack too much, but who thinks Karl Rove will be working for Jim Delany as soon as possible…

I’m with Stafford on this. Right damn now.

mark richt is the biggest scumbag in college football

MP—that’s not even in the same hemisphere of truth. Not even close.

Myles Brand will outlaw levitation as a recruiting technique by the end of the week.

1. - Yeah, those adopted kids, the deeply held religious faith, the niceness that fucking emanates from him in an interview, what an evil dickhead.

Richt learned that dive from Bowden. Only difference is Bowden wears a nose plug.

Re: 11 & 14

Does this mean Sly Croom is really Richt’s father?

And to complete the Star Wars/SEC coach comparisons:
Fulmer = Jabba the Hut
Tuberville = C3PO
Orgeron = Chewbacca
Spurrier = Obi Wan
Saban = Han Solo (“fast ship? It made the kessel run in less than 12 parsects. I don’t have time for this shit, old man”)

#2
Hilarious.

Speaking of Saban, Reece Davis of ESPN commented on the recruiting violation rumors today. Paraphrasing of course, Davis said that most likely the rumors are surfacing because what is happening at Alabama in recruiting is exactly what is supposed to be happening once you get a big name coach and a top program…you start getting all the top players and other schools complain. Davis went on to compare the arrival of Saban to that of Stoops at OU.

So are the Bama players going to start getting jobs at car dealerships Reece? Just wondering.

Let’s see, a school with a reputation of cheating and probation, in a state with another school who holds the all time probation/cheating record (Auburn)…does anyone else scratch their head and wonder if maybe there is a “culture” in that area for recruiting violations?

PW: C’mon, you know Sly Croom has to be Lando Calrissian.

tOSU,

You just can’t get enough of those “pot, kettle, black” comparisons, can ya?

Not sayin’ I like Mark Richt, but if someone can show me 1 piece of evidence that he’s a scumbag, that would be swell.

Shorter tOSUBuckeyes: “Maybe if I just bitch and whine enough, somebody will force Urban Meyer to give Jim Tressel the 2006 championship trophy.”

tOSU, please stick to the topics presented in the post, namely, Saban’s cocoon, Star Wars, levitation, and the rapture.

Keeping up with the Star Wars thing, I don’t think Saban would be Han Solo. I think he would be Boba Fett. A cold, ruthless assassin who does everything for the highest bidder.

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Don’t insult Jabba The Hut by comparing him to a lardo like Phat Fil.

Saban as the heroic Han Solo? Darth Vader is your match.

…so Coach O is Jar Jar Binks?

I made Saban Han Solo because he was only interested in money, but Omar’s right in that Boba Fett might be a better comparison. Also, I made Sly Croom Darth Vader because he’s black and has a deep voice. These aren’t set in stone— feel free to adjust them and add your own.

Hmm… so is Chuck Amato the flying thing that owned the parts shop on Tatooine that little Ani “worked” for?

And is Lloyd Carr emperor Palpatine?

What about Pete Carrol… could he be… Padme? (think hard about this one before you say no… you know they would both be running habitat for humanity if they didn’t have their current gigs.)

hahah Coach O should be Jar Jar. Spurrier as Obi Wan only makes Urb the Luke Skywalker (the one to keep the Jedi, or the Gators, going), which I don’t think is the best fit. This theory would also make NAME REDACTED Darth Vader, which is a little too giving of a title. REDACTED should be that guy who got his arm cut off in Mos Eisley. He isn’t a huge part, but without him, the mystique of the Gators, or Star Wars, wouldn’t be the same.

Croom should definitely be Lando. Both of their voices could make a carbonite tomb melt.

You have all lost me at this point because I never saw the 2nd installment of Star Wars movies. Digress from this comic book geekery at once!

The only possible match for Orgeron would be the Rancor:
http://www.wise.k12.va.us/cms/studentswebsites/KHamilton/rancor.jpg
(Is that Brent Schaffah in his mouth?)

Nick Saban could also be Greedo.

For Houston Nutt, it’s a toss-up between Jar Jar Binks (both are just damn crazy) and R2-D2 (can’t understand a damn thing either one says, be it a spoken or digitally transmitted message).

Les Miles and all LSU fans = sand people

I linked this to the Dawgvent, and you’d have thought I called Jesus a fag by the reaction. It was nuked in a flash. Remind me never to post on a rivals board.

Bobby Bowden is obviously Yoda. Also I’m thinking Chan Gailey is the Ewok that hit himself in the face with the rock.

1. - cocktails for you.

Pete Carroll will scoff at Richt’s levitating after his daily walk on water on campus.

PW – I disagree. Yoda knew when to lay down and call it quits.

I just love the 5th line of the post: “Stafford: (downs sandwich)”

I have this mental image of Stafford eating subs, always the whole thing in one bite cartoon-style, pretty much whenever he’s not on the field. i.e.:

Stafford: (downs entire sandwich) That’s our fucking coach levitating.
Mo: Upside-fuckin-down, man.
Stafford: (downs entire sandwich) Like he’s Neo, dude. Fuckin’ A.
Mo: He’s the chosen one. He can read the Matrix. Fuck.
Stafford: (downs entire sandwich) He just fucking walked right off the board and–BOOM!–he’s just fucking floating there.

Looks like the last part of the transcript got cut off….

Stafford: Yo Mo, wanna go cuddle?

Mo: Fuckin’ A

1. (Kenny) – Mark Richt ascending for the Rapture without a shirt on is pretty fucking badass. If only he was holding a shotgun at the same time.

Richt can’t do the triple-lindy. It was the one thing Bowden wouldn’t teach. Well, that and Pi-mei’s five point palm exploding heart technique.

What is tosubuck’s problem? I haven’t ever seen him say anything except bash,bash,bash,bash….of the SEC that is.
expanding the Star Wars theme to all of CFball.
Lou Holtz is Yoda. With a little more spit.

To continue the thread, a certain Big10 fan that always bashes the SEC on here is likely one of those Jawas. You know, not really a piece of the big plot, but still bitching in his chirpy Jawa voice about something or another.

Challenge: Photoshop Fulmer doing this, (the ONLY way we’ll ever see it) and imagine the splash. Not a dry eye in the house…

#45
My bad, I saw the name Nick Saban and went into spasm, wrong place wrong time to bash Saban over the recruiting rumors…my bad.

As to the topic at hand, I would make Saban Darth Maul and Sweatervest Obi-Wan.

Fulmer – Jaba
Tubberville – Han Solo
Pete Carroll – Luke Skywalker
Lloyd Carr – Princess Leia

1. 48:
   Lloyd Carr is Pete Carroll’s twin sister? Who knew?

#48
Your admission of a spasm cements my belief that your mother beat you while wearing a Alabama jersey.

When Richt decides to land he will simply walk off the surface of the pool.

Funny how everyone on here cracks on Stafford…funnier still that everyone on here knows anything and everything about Star Wars. I guess that kind of puts things into perspective.

Dennis Dodd actually had a funny comment on Tebow.

This year it may be about Tim Tebow. Gator fans treat him as the next coming of the Messiah, which must be awkward for him as a child of missionaries. But to the rest of the SEC, he’s the most hated home-schooled kid since Dakota Fanning.

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So what was the funny comment about Tebow?

Dakota Fanning is hated? You want to hear Tebow bullshit, live in Jacksonville. He’s from here and plays for Florida. You’d think he was Christ, Moses, Buddha, Unitas and Brown all rolled into one. Here’s to many bad reads and interceptiions by the annointed one.

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Spurrier was dubbed: DarthVisor in the 90’s by the Tennessee fans……he is the perfect character for DarthVader if you are doing SEC/StarWars comparissons.