FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BARBARA MORI
Today’s a bit of an academic exercise in cheesecake, but we’re sure it’s a class where your attention won’t wander too much. In order to flesh out (hah) the EDSBS Cheesecake map, we now stick a virtual pin in Uruguay, who according to the CIA Factbook exports “meat, rice, leather products, wool, fish, dairy products”…a type of which could be cheesecake, we suppose.
We present: Barbara Mori, Uruguay. (Found by cheesecake majordomo Kleph, who as a single guy in Peru is a certified expert.)
First our dream shot of any woman, really:

Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!



And finally, the bunda. Ms. Mori seems to be wary of direct bunda shots. We have no idea why. Fortunately, the paparazzi in Latin America remains just as shameless as their norteamericano counterparts.










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Scalz1 says:
4 horas de sexo !!!
The second frame in the second picture kinda makes her look like an amputee, though. Good if you’re a fan of the “Dexter” series on showtime, I guess.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:19 am
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Brian says:
Mmmm mmm, I do love me some coffee with my cheesecake.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:22 am
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SportsRumblings says:
LOL @ the amputee comment. I wanna hold your nub.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:38 am
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EarthyTechnoPop says:
So, judging by pic 2, it’s pretty cold in Uruguay, then?
August 10th, 2007 at 8:46 am
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Eirishis says:
I would take a Montevideo of her riding me.
[/bad geography pun]
August 10th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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TIGERinATL says:
Good work Orson.
Is it me or has this week set the bar pretty high for EDSBS? Good thing football is actually about to start because it would be quite difficult for anyone, even Orson, to maintain this level of excellence.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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Dave K. says:
There is something amazingly sexy about that first pick. I don’t know if its hottness mixed with an every day situation and a slight air of attainability… or what…. but I like it.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Nice crotch.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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Eirishis says:
#6/Tiger – not just you. Been an A-game week for Mr. Swindle. And Galactus, but that’s another issue.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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gerry dorsey says:
holy jeez….you could hang your coat on those nips.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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shovel pass says:
something about white pants just makes a broad with a nice ass, even nicer! (Is that a word?)
August 10th, 2007 at 9:09 am
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shovel pass says:
…..and nice camel toe on pic 2.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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gerry dorsey says:
threadjack!!!
looks like the inmates are running the asylum.
schaffa back at qb???
August 10th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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kleph says:
EDSBS CheeseCake GoogleMap updated.
and i bust my ass to search these interwebs in order to dig up quality offerings and not even a hat tip for my efforts? for shame, orson. for shame.
**** Editor’s Note**** Kleph was wronged by the lack of hat tip… but I’ll be really impressed when he digs up quality form Suriname and French Guiana**** SM
August 10th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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bhors says:
WHY ARE ONLY 2 OF THE PICTURES SHOWING UP ON MY SCREEN!!!!!! MUST…Use…….Imagination……
August 10th, 2007 at 9:21 am
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Michael says:
Is she making a milkshake in that first shot? Someone page Kelis.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:22 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Kleph, apologies. You’re duly credited.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:22 am
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kleph says:
thanks. i’m gonna need the love after holly sees my judgement on the cage match over at barstoolio’s place.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Dave K., it’s the look on her face.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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Give me a beer says:
The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.
Latina cheescake = VIVAAAAAAAAA VIAGRA
You market your advertised products well Orson.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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PSUrob says:
sooooo hot, want to touch the hiney
August 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Nick Saban does have time for this shit.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:36 am
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Doug says:
“Hee-hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’ ”
Seriously, one of your best yet, sirs.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:39 am
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King Harvest says:
Did I here Marcus Monk of the world renowned Las Cronicas….may be out because of a knee injury?
August 10th, 2007 at 9:42 am
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tzubear says:
Wow, that first pick has ruined me for work today.
Wow!
August 10th, 2007 at 9:43 am
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John F says:
100 GLASSES OF MILKSHAKES to Kleph for the contribution.
Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!
This caption is so right with the picture, I almost want to print it out, frame it, and hang it on a wall somewhere.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:46 am
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Ok, I’m digging the Cheesecake… however, I haven’t been affirmed yet today and it’s beginning to get to me…
August 10th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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GamecockTony says:
Wow … I’d totally want to visit Uraguay if that was a real place.
What?
(Proud graduate of the University of South Carolina, thanks.)
Re- Pic 1 – South American version of Vanessa Marcil, no?
August 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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DC Trojan says:
Wow.
That is all.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:09 am
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Scalz1 says:
mmmm … vanessa marcil …. mmmmm
August 10th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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Eirishis says:
Wikipedia says – Uruguayan-Japanese heritage. That’ll do.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:20 am
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Rob says:
WANT.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:21 am
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Dave K. says:
Peter,
You are correct, sir. The look on her face is definitely what does it. It’s amazing sometimes how much better a pic like that can be than say …a shot of the bunda while bending over a corvette.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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Adam says:
First of all, nice job on cheesecake. But I was looking at the map, and the pins seem very centered in the Western Hemisphere. Are you trying to tell me there are no cheesecakes in Europe, Asia, Africa, or Australia???
August 10th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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Aerobab says:
SCHA-WING!
August 10th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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Holly says:
Nothin’ but love, klephypants. We must make allowances for the old and infirm.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
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kleph says:
i completely understood. want to come watch me run my marathon wearing that patronizing tone, dear?
August 10th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
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Holly says:
Hey, I didn’t say you were both of those.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
That is some proper use of the widescreen feature.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
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MiseanAUFan says:
“The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.”
I’d say the opposite- if a guy can’t get it up after looking at her, Viagra ain’t gonna help one bit (or else the guy is gay, NTTAWWT).
August 10th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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Kanu says:
Dios mio, que perfecto!
Cafe con leche y azucar por favor!
Top shelf, Swindle, top shelf. One of the best offerings yet.
She shows that there is more greatness to Uruguay then their long ago footy success: 1924 & 1928 Olympics champions, won the first World Cup in 1930, then beat Brasil in Brasil {in front of 200,000 Brasilian fans at Maracana} to win the 1950 World cup, giving them 2 of the first 4 World Cups, and 2 of the first 2 World Cups that they entered {they didn’t play in WC34 or WC38}. A period of dominance only rivaled by Brasil winning 3 out of 4 World Cups between 1958 and 1970.
In recent times… not so much. But Barabrita reminds us that Uruguay can compete at the highest levels.
Vamonos Uruguay y Barbarita!
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
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kleph says:
and now that stroessner is dead you can enjoy it without guilt!
August 10th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
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kleph says:
crap. that was paraguay, wasn’t it?
August 10th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Loves Me says:
Inquiring Minds Want to Know Dept:
Great stuff, yet again!!!!
What will be the babe theme for the next college football season?
Sticking with the latin babes with shiny butts may not be a bad idea.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Loves Me says:
When will Urby get Banner Space Dept:
Keep Spurrier and add Meyer would be my recommendation for the new banner., Or, will it stay the same?
August 10th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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Eran of Arcadia says:
See that, that I like. Even more so because I had actually not only heard of her before this, but gave her an honored spot on my hard drive.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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RyderCup says:
I’m speechless. She is painfully hot.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
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MrG says:
http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_017_kraff.jpg
and
http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_038_kraff.jpg
Are both off webcindario which is a notorious web spysite…get your firewalls and spyware programs cracking guys…it’s too bad that the good pics are always on a site with no scruples like that above.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
Kleph, for Cedar Creek, you are all right.
August 11th, 2007 at 12:03 am