FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BARBARA MORI

by Orson on Aug 10, 2007 9:15 AM EDT

Today's a bit of an academic exercise in cheesecake, but we're sure it's a class where your attention won't wander too much. In order to flesh out (hah) the EDSBS Cheesecake map, we now stick a virtual pin in Uruguay, who according to the CIA Factbook exports "meat, rice, leather products, wool, fish, dairy products"...a type of which could be cheesecake, we suppose.

We present: Barbara Mori, Uruguay. (Found by cheesecake majordomo Kleph, who as a single guy in Peru is a certified expert.)

First our dream shot of any woman, really:

Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!

And finally, the bunda. Ms. Mori seems to be wary of direct bunda shots. We have no idea why. Fortunately, the paparazzi in Latin America remains just as shameless as their norteamericano counterparts.

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4 horas de sexo !!!
The second frame in the second picture kinda makes her look like an amputee, though. Good if you’re a fan of the “Dexter” series on showtime, I guess.

by Scalz1 on Aug 10, 2007 9:19 AM EDT reply actions

Mmmm mmm, I do love me some coffee with my cheesecake.

by Brian on Aug 10, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions

LOL @ the amputee comment. I wanna hold your nub.

by SportsRumblings on Aug 10, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions

So, judging by pic 2, it’s pretty cold in Uruguay, then?

by EarthyTechnoPop on Aug 10, 2007 9:46 AM EDT reply actions

I would take a Montevideo of her riding me.

[/bad geography pun]

by Eirishis on Aug 10, 2007 9:49 AM EDT reply actions

Good work Orson.

Is it me or has this week set the bar pretty high for EDSBS? Good thing football is actually about to start because it would be quite difficult for anyone, even Orson, to maintain this level of excellence.

by TIGERinATL on Aug 10, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

There is something amazingly sexy about that first pick. I don’t know if its hottness mixed with an every day situation and a slight air of attainability… or what…. but I like it.

by Dave K. on Aug 10, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions

Nice crotch.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 10, 2007 9:59 AM EDT reply actions

#6/Tiger – not just you. Been an A-game week for Mr. Swindle. And Galactus, but that’s another issue.

by Eirishis on Aug 10, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

holy jeez….you could hang your coat on those nips.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 10, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

something about white pants just makes a broad with a nice ass, even nicer! (Is that a word?)

by shovel pass on Aug 10, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions

…..and nice camel toe on pic 2.

by shovel pass on Aug 10, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions

threadjack!!!

looks like the inmates are running the asylum.

schaffa back at qb???

by gerry dorsey on Aug 10, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions

EDSBS CheeseCake GoogleMap updated.

and i bust my ass to search these interwebs in order to dig up quality offerings and not even a hat tip for my efforts? for shame, orson. for shame.

Editor’s Note**** Kleph was wronged by the lack of hat tip… but I’ll be really impressed when he digs up quality form Suriname and French Guiana**** SM

by kleph on Aug 10, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

WHY ARE ONLY 2 OF THE PICTURES SHOWING UP ON MY SCREEN!!!!!! MUST…Use…….Imagination……

by bhors on Aug 10, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions

Is she making a milkshake in that first shot? Someone page Kelis.

by Michael on Aug 10, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

Kleph, apologies. You’re duly credited.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 10, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

i'm gonna need the love after holly sees my judgement on the cage match over at barstoolio's place.

by kleph on Aug 10, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions

Dave K., it’s the look on her face.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 10, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.

Latina cheescake = VIVAAAAAAAAA VIAGRA

You market your advertised products well Orson.

by Give me a beer on Aug 10, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

sooooo hot, want to touch the hiney

by PSUrob on Aug 10, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

Nick Saban does have time for this shit.

by NewAZTiger on Aug 10, 2007 10:36 AM EDT reply actions

“Hee-hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’ "

Seriously, one of your best yet, sirs.

by Doug on Aug 10, 2007 10:39 AM EDT reply actions

Did I here Marcus Monk of the world renowned Las Cronicas….may be out because of a knee injury?

by King Harvest on Aug 10, 2007 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, that first pick has ruined me for work today.

Wow!

by tzubear on Aug 10, 2007 10:43 AM EDT reply actions

100 GLASSES OF MILKSHAKES to Kleph for the contribution.

Tight clothing! Hot! Tits! Making coffee!!! PERFECTO!!!

This caption is so right with the picture, I almost want to print it out, frame it, and hang it on a wall somewhere.

by John F on Aug 10, 2007 10:46 AM EDT reply actions

Ok, I’m digging the Cheesecake… however, I haven’t been affirmed yet today and it’s beginning to get to me…

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 10, 2007 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

Wow … I’d totally want to visit Uraguay if that was a real place.
What?

(Proud graduate of the University of South Carolina, thanks.)

Re- Pic 1 – South American version of Vanessa Marcil, no?

by GamecockTony on Aug 10, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

Wow.

That is all.

by DC Trojan on Aug 10, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions

mmmm … vanessa marcil …. mmmmm

by Scalz1 on Aug 10, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Wikipedia says – Uruguayan-Japanese heritage. That’ll do.

by Eirishis on Aug 10, 2007 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

WANT.

by Rob on Aug 10, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

Peter,

You are correct, sir. The look on her face is definitely what does it. It’s amazing sometimes how much better a pic like that can be than say …a shot of the bunda while bending over a corvette.

by Dave K. on Aug 10, 2007 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

First of all, nice job on cheesecake. But I was looking at the map, and the pins seem very centered in the Western Hemisphere. Are you trying to tell me there are no cheesecakes in Europe, Asia, Africa, or Australia???

by Adam on Aug 10, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

SCHA-WING!

by Aerobab on Aug 10, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions

Nothin’ but love, klephypants. We must make allowances for the old and infirm.

by Holly on Aug 10, 2007 1:15 PM EDT reply actions

i completely understood. want to come watch me run my marathon wearing that patronizing tone, dear?

by kleph on Aug 10, 2007 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Hey, I didn’t say you were both of those.

by Holly on Aug 10, 2007 1:34 PM EDT reply actions

That is some proper use of the widescreen feature.

by Signal to Noise on Aug 10, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

“The viagra advertisement beneath the pictures seems oh so fitting. Coincidence? I think not.”

I’d say the opposite- if a guy can’t get it up after looking at her, Viagra ain’t gonna help one bit (or else the guy is gay, NTTAWWT).

by MiseanAUFan on Aug 10, 2007 2:23 PM EDT reply actions

Dios mio, que perfecto!

Cafe con leche y azucar por favor!

Top shelf, Swindle, top shelf. One of the best offerings yet.

She shows that there is more greatness to Uruguay then their long ago footy success: 1924 & 1928 Olympics champions, won the first World Cup in 1930, then beat Brasil in Brasil {in front of 200,000 Brasilian fans at Maracana} to win the 1950 World cup, giving them 2 of the first 4 World Cups, and 2 of the first 2 World Cups that they entered {they didn’t play in WC34 or WC38}. A period of dominance only rivaled by Brasil winning 3 out of 4 World Cups between 1958 and 1970.

In recent times… not so much. But Barabrita reminds us that Uruguay can compete at the highest levels.

Vamonos Uruguay y Barbarita!

Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas.

by Kanu on Aug 10, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

and now that stroessner is dead you can enjoy it without guilt!

by kleph on Aug 10, 2007 3:56 PM EDT reply actions

crap. that was paraguay, wasn’t it?

by kleph on Aug 10, 2007 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

Inquiring Minds Want to Know Dept:

Great stuff, yet again!!!!

What will be the babe theme for the next college football season?

Sticking with the latin babes with shiny butts may not be a bad idea.

by Stacy Kiebler Loves Me on Aug 10, 2007 6:56 PM EDT reply actions

When will Urby get Banner Space Dept:

Keep Spurrier and add Meyer would be my recommendation for the new banner., Or, will it stay the same?

by Stacy Kiebler Loves Me on Aug 10, 2007 6:58 PM EDT reply actions

See that, that I like. Even more so because I had actually not only heard of her before this, but gave her an honored spot on my hard drive.

by Eran of Arcadia on Aug 10, 2007 7:03 PM EDT reply actions

I’m speechless. She is painfully hot.

by RyderCup on Aug 10, 2007 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_017_kraff.jpg

and

http://kraffcaps.webcindario.com/BarbaraMori/BarbaraMori_038_kraff.jpg

Are both off webcindario which is a notorious web spysite…get your firewalls and spyware programs cracking guys…it’s too bad that the good pics are always on a site with no scruples like that above.

by MrG on Aug 10, 2007 11:09 PM EDT reply actions