FALL PRACTICE VIDEO. WORKDAY SHOT.

by Orson on Aug 10, 2007 12:04 PM EDT

The Gainesville Sun may be another bot of the New York Times' domestic publishing empire, but their sports section--in print and online--is not, especially when it comes to Holy Mother Football. They have beautifully edited practice videos of Florida practices, one of which we've embedded below. Watch for freshman Major Wright loosening up a few of Chris Rainey's teeth and making it definitely ungood to be Chris Rainey for a moment.

Check out the vid after the jump to see Phil Trautwein's epic piece of flesh art, as well.

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dana dye needs to strap a couple old milwaukee’s on either side of that helmet.

by gerry dorsey on Aug 10, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

Is it possible to miss Gainesville only a year after graduating?

Yes, yes it is.

by mlmintampa on Aug 10, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

Wait…Tebow does actually THROW?! My God, he IS the complete quarterback!

by Aerobab on Aug 10, 2007 12:20 PM EDT reply actions

I’m still not really sold on his throwing motion. Be warned UF fans, it might be a long year.

by Scalz1 on Aug 10, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions

The video from day 1 of Percy turning Markus Manson into spin cycle was more impressive.

by Erdinger on Aug 10, 2007 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

Major Wright is mean…real mean.

by Mike on Aug 10, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

After the hit I said, “WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” just like the boys.
You Gators have all the best toys. Fuckers.

by jebushchrist on Aug 10, 2007 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

Suitcase Filler dept:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU
[/has nothing to do with videos, but is funny nonetheless]

by PW on Aug 10, 2007 12:49 PM EDT reply actions

Five fingers on the hand, bitches.

by Ltrain on Aug 10, 2007 12:52 PM EDT reply actions

Because what do Gators wear on their fingers?

Rings, bitches. Rings.

by Mr. Wrong on Aug 10, 2007 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

I’m glad that it’s not only Brevard county that has residents like Dana Dye.

by Scalz1 on Aug 10, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions

wow… that interview with the fan in the first video was straight out of a Christopher Guest movie.

by ChiDave on Aug 10, 2007 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

“I don’t know who number seven was, but I hope they play as one — five fingers on the hand.”

“Also, I have a helmet. When Urb gives me The Point I’ll be ready to do my part. As a fan.”

by Kenny on Aug 10, 2007 2:07 PM EDT reply actions

Alright, just moved some more $$ to my Scalped Swamp Ticket Slush Fund for the Fall. I put a little extra in today in case I run into Dana Dye. A few Bourbon Meyers and it’s going in her earhole, strap on.

by Allahver Fist on Aug 10, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

That hit is, no doubt, Major’s payback for the way Rainey ran all over the St. Thomas H.S. team in last season’s Fla. championship game.

by Pompano Gator on Aug 10, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

Orson and other assorted Gators,

I didn’t see it in the video, but I am concerned whether the Gators are practicing punting in front of a ridiculously rowdy, raucous and randiferous (undergrad at Don King Technical School for Wayward Boxers “We’ll Teach You the Other Sweet Science ….of HVAC Installation and Repair!”) crowd that throws empty whiskey bottles and batteries while tipping over your bus and a port-a-pottie your uncle was in.

Because, if not, y’all are in for it on the 6th. And by in for it, I mean laying in a pile of fire ants while the Orgeron shows you what sweet, sweet lovin is all about. Acutely: painful. Chronically: scars. Eternal: the cherished memories.

by LSUJoshua on Aug 10, 2007 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

Lovin’ the extra cheesecake in Dana Dye today, O. That’s a fan. Allahver, there’s 2 earholes… make room for me. I’ll have Quad City DJ’s “Ride That Train” on my iPod.

by Out of Conference on Aug 10, 2007 2:44 PM EDT reply actions

“Um, it hurt. It took like 3 hours. It cost $350, but it’s something I’ll never forget.”
Um, what part won’t you forget
1. It hurt.
2. You blew 3 hours of your life
3. You blew 350 bucks
4. You’ll never get hired out of the state of Florida by a non-Gator grad if the interviewer sees your tat
5. Dude – a tatoo is permanent. Try to forgot- you can’t. It’s there! Go to bed. Damn, I have a tat the size of Texas. Wake up – Damn, I have a tat as big as a 72 El Dorado. 40 years from now- Damn, I have a tat as big as Jupiter but the flabby skin on my arm makes the trophy look like head Nazi’s face in the Ark opening scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Should have just stuck with the ring. Damn.

by Out of Conference on Aug 10, 2007 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

Ah, the wonders of Gatordom. There’s no hidin’ it.

by sb on Aug 10, 2007 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

Hey Ms. Dye, wanna see my tat?

by Out of Conference on Aug 10, 2007 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

5 fingers? She must be talking about the ones that slapped Ohio State this past January.

Seeing Major Nelson running all out, blowin’ things up helps ease the loss of RFN just a bit.

by BDoc on Aug 10, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions

OOC, think you can hang with the 13th Floor Beaty East Crew, playa?!?

Lefty Loosy, Righty Tighty, Hoddy Toddy, Dana Dye Me!

by Allahver Fist on Aug 10, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

Allahver – I may be standing on the 13th floor with your crew, but my junk will be dodging traffic.

by Out of Conference on Aug 10, 2007 4:19 PM EDT reply actions

I lost brain cells listening to Dana Dye. I think she has taken too many blunt objects to the face.

by JohnInHuntsville on Aug 10, 2007 6:39 PM EDT reply actions

At least thugs from Da U only launch into 5 minute choreographed dance routines after TDs. During games. Not routine hits. In practice. Against overhyped freshmen.

by Luther Campbell on Aug 12, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions