FALL PRACTICE VIDEO. WORKDAY SHOT.
The Gainesville Sun may be another bot of the New York Times’ domestic publishing empire, but their sports section–in print and online–is not, especially when it comes to Holy Mother Football. They have beautifully edited practice videos of Florida practices, one of which we’ve embedded below. Watch for freshman Major Wright loosening up a few of Chris Rainey’s teeth and making it definitely ungood to be Chris Rainey for a moment.
Check out the vid after the jump to see Phil Trautwein’s epic piece of flesh art, as well.
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gerry dorsey says:
dana dye needs to strap a couple old milwaukee’s on either side of that helmet.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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mlmintampa says:
Is it possible to miss Gainesville only a year after graduating?
Yes, yes it is.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:12 am
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Aerobab says:
Wait…Tebow does actually THROW?! My God, he IS the complete quarterback!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:20 am
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Scalz1 says:
I’m still not really sold on his throwing motion. Be warned UF fans, it might be a long year.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:34 am
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Erdinger says:
The video from day 1 of Percy turning Markus Manson into spin cycle was more impressive.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am
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Mike says:
Major Wright is mean…real mean.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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jebushchrist says:
After the hit I said, “WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” just like the boys.
You Gators have all the best toys. Fuckers.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:44 am
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PW says:
Suitcase Filler dept:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU
[/has nothing to do with videos, but is funny nonetheless]
August 10th, 2007 at 11:49 am
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Ltrain says:
Five fingers on the hand, bitches.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:52 am
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Mr. Wrong says:
Because what do Gators wear on their fingers?
Rings, bitches. Rings.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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Scalz1 says:
I’m glad that it’s not only Brevard county that has residents like Dana Dye.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
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ChiDave says:
wow… that interview with the fan in the first video was straight out of a Christopher Guest movie.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
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Kenny says:
“I don’t know who number seven was, but I hope they play as one — five fingers on the hand.”
“Also, I have a helmet. When Urb gives me The Point I’ll be ready to do my part. As a fan.”
August 10th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Alright, just moved some more $$ to my Scalped Swamp Ticket Slush Fund for the Fall. I put a little extra in today in case I run into Dana Dye. A few Bourbon Meyers and it’s going in her earhole, strap on.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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Pompano Gator says:
That hit is, no doubt, Major’s payback for the way Rainey ran all over the St. Thomas H.S. team in last season’s Fla. championship game.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
Orson and other assorted Gators,
I didn’t see it in the video, but I am concerned whether the Gators are practicing punting in front of a ridiculously rowdy, raucous and randiferous (undergrad at Don King Technical School for Wayward Boxers “We’ll Teach You the Other Sweet Science ….of HVAC Installation and Repair!”) crowd that throws empty whiskey bottles and batteries while tipping over your bus and a port-a-pottie your uncle was in.
Because, if not, y’all are in for it on the 6th. And by in for it, I mean laying in a pile of fire ants while the Orgeron shows you what sweet, sweet lovin is all about. Acutely: painful. Chronically: scars. Eternal: the cherished memories.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Lovin’ the extra cheesecake in Dana Dye today, O. That’s a fan. Allahver, there’s 2 earholes… make room for me. I’ll have Quad City DJ’s “Ride That Train” on my iPod.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Out of Conference says:
“Um, it hurt. It took like 3 hours. It cost $350, but it’s something I’ll never forget.”
Um, what part won’t you forget
1. It hurt.
2. You blew 3 hours of your life
3. You blew 350 bucks
4. You’ll never get hired out of the state of Florida by a non-Gator grad if the interviewer sees your tat
5. Dude – a tatoo is permanent. Try to forgot- you can’t. It’s there! Go to bed. Damn, I have a tat the size of Texas. Wake up – Damn, I have a tat as big as a 72 El Dorado. 40 years from now- Damn, I have a tat as big as Jupiter but the flabby skin on my arm makes the trophy look like head Nazi’s face in the Ark opening scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Should have just stuck with the ring. Damn.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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sb says:
Ah, the wonders of Gatordom. There’s no hidin’ it.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Hey Ms. Dye, wanna see my tat?
August 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
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BDoc says:
5 fingers? She must be talking about the ones that slapped Ohio State this past January.
Seeing Major Nelson running all out, blowin’ things up helps ease the loss of RFN just a bit.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
OOC, think you can hang with the 13th Floor Beaty East Crew, playa?!?
Lefty Loosy, Righty Tighty, Hoddy Toddy, Dana Dye Me!
August 10th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Allahver – I may be standing on the 13th floor with your crew, but my junk will be dodging traffic.
August 10th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
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JohnInHuntsville says:
I lost brain cells listening to Dana Dye. I think she has taken too many blunt objects to the face.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
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Luther Campbell says:
At least thugs from Da U only launch into 5 minute choreographed dance routines after TDs. During games. Not routine hits. In practice. Against overhyped freshmen.
August 12th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
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the truth says:
as “kenny” give it up to the ACR out in full force!!!
GO GATORS
August 14th, 2007 at 2:43 am