DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 22
by Orson on Aug 10, 2007 3:05 PM EDT
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PrintOur belated daily affirmation will be our last post for this week, which has been a very, very fun one. Bid adieu to the twenties, since as of next week, we're into teens--just like half of our filthy, depraved readership (male and female, of course.)
On that note, we give you the lewd and lascivious reminder that with the return of Luther Campbell and the phrase "butt buddies" working itself into their coaches' lexicon, Da U looks primed for a return to being Da U. To celebrate, we remind you that if they do return to the days of five-minute choreographed touchdown dances, then we're all getting a ride on the trunk from the 7th Floor Crew. On the trunk? On the trunk.
Play the song to get you in the mood.
(HT: Anonymous brillant poster who wouldn't want us to use his name--Beano.
Enjoy your weekend. We have an appointment with some green drank to keep.
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oddly enough, the return of Da U seems to coincide with the departure of willie williams.
wierd
by lieutenant winslow on Aug 10, 2007 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t realize I was this drunk.
Where’s Pat Dye’s Liver?
by Beano on Aug 10, 2007 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
No matter what they say, at the end of the day, we’re still listening to a bunch of guys sing about their dorm. That’s still the best part.
by Kenny on Aug 10, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
Ah … the one redeeming memory of Da U in recent memory. My roommate and I would occasionally greet one another with “What your name? What you do? How you do it?” Which was fine at home, but a little weird at the law school.
by Eirishis on Aug 10, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed. Promethazine stimulates the pimp glands.
by Orson Swindle on Aug 10, 2007 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
What’s your name? G-Reg
What you do? Get Head
How you do it? Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg.
The 7th floor will be lonely without Greg Olsen.
(honestly, the fact that a white guy was in there at all has to mean something.)
by TFranck on Aug 10, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, what is it with flashers and my school?
Michigan’s got an indecent exposure and a separate DUI up for Fulmer Cup ridicule.
It least it wasn’t a torn ACL (is this line of thinking wrong?)
by maskedavenger on Aug 10, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
Been drankin’ the green sizzurp all week, yo! Hackin’ out globs of Oregon Flame Helmet Paint since Mizzonday.
by Allahver Fist on Aug 10, 2007 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
Name: Marvelous
Occupation: Holding my nuts
Brief description: With two hands and a smile
True.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 10, 2007 4:15 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve been looking for a new ringtone for the ‘Crackberry’ for a while now…I do believe I’ve found it!
by Aerobab on Aug 10, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
How this didn’t blow up the charts is beyond me.
by Signal to Noise on Aug 10, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
If yo ho only know….
If that bitch only knew…
What would she do?
by FutureExMrTexasGal on Aug 10, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
Kudos to you G-Reg for not being the worst “rapper” in the crew.
by SA on Aug 10, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Fulmer Update to your cheat sheet (did you get it?)
Charges dropped against UCLA WR coach.
Sorry Orson, I don’t mean to pile it on, but early July was indeed the calm before the storm.
by Cincy on Aug 10, 2007 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Well, lucky Eric Scott. Still, I’m a little disappointed. What’s the point of having all these USC alumni in the ranks of the police and judiciary throughout southern California if we can’t get someone railroaded?
by DC Trojan on Aug 10, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
Lieutenant Winslow is the best screen name to grace these pages since Reggie Ball Superstar, who is also a SOLDIER DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
by JoesDeliGatorTail on Aug 10, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t understand the premise of this song. How would a ho not know she was getting fucked by an entire football team?
by PW on Aug 10, 2007 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
She didn’t dream, in a million years, that they’d let the kicker join in.
by Rusty on Aug 10, 2007 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
What everyone fails to realize about the Larry Coker years is that he was a father to those guys. When Greg Olson needed rap lessons to help him gain acceptance from the 7th Floor Crew, who hooked him up with MC Serch? That’s right. It was Larry Coker.
by Bully Vandegraaff on Aug 10, 2007 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Only how many days, Jay Whitlow?
eric y: Explain that thing to me about how she didn’t know it as the whole football team?
Jay Whitlow: I’m sure it has to do with that green stuff she was drinking.
eric y: I’m waiting out my days until then, then.
jay whitlow: me, too.
eric y and jay whitlow
by eric y on Aug 10, 2007 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
The best part is “Hollaman,” rumored to be Brandon Meriweather, launching into a tirade that doesn’t even come close to matching the beat.
Still doesn’t beat the Seminole Rap.
by John on Aug 10, 2007 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
aye..i’m drunker than a bear at a free beer for bears convention..damn you, drink special at gatory city (old porpoise)
by swampchomp on Aug 11, 2007 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
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