We all call it “Actionville”, and we are very serious. Heck, I was in Asheville, NC and went white water rafting. Our guide called it Actionville.

Mandel also stated very clearly that you can SUCK BALLS today and still be a “king” in this ranking as long as you have a storied history. Congrats to bammer on that one.

High FIVE big guy!

When I was a tank platoon leader in Korea, my tank crew had our internal comms net wired so we could hook up a CD player. Never used Rammstein, which would have been a fun choice, but shot tank gunnery to both Metallica and Dr. Dre. Made the long drive out to training areas more interesting too. The best part? They had it wired so that when I had to key the external radio to talk to the boss, the CD player cut out.

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I have attended many band parties at AU with guys I grew up with. I always got a kick out of the U.S. Smokeless Tobacco reps who set up tents outside the door…

I never liked the bars at Auburn…Blue Room, Highlands and there ilk sucked ass. BUT, War Eagle Supper Club gets this Bama boys seal of approval.

http://www.bwcitypaper.com/1editorialbody.lasso?-token.folder=2007-08-09&-token.story=199716.112112&-token.subpub=

OR the Supper Club? If you make until 4am, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get laid. And yes, Bammers, we actually have a bar that stays open past 2AM, unlike T-town (on Saturday nights, too).

Hook ‘Em- the Steel City of the South sucks- I’ve lived there for nearly 3 years. Mobile is 10X better, at least if you like to have fun- “What time do the bars close? Whenever we decide!” I will admit there is decent eye candy in the ‘ham, though- and GREAT BBQ.

Scalz- have you been to T-town lately? All the bars are disappearing (THE BOOTH IS NO MORE! WTF?!), but Galette’s makes sure to overflow itself with sewage ever-so-often. LSU night may be a good day to go this year- in 2001, a Corndogger drank a cup of that shit (pun intended) for about $100.

DC Trojan- I had forgotten who Nigella Lawson was- it won’t happen again. I will stare at a picture of her for at least 20 minutes as penance.

So the students at Auburn have a double secret plan to make nightlife lame for visiting football fans. I knew it!

Honestly, the bars in Moscow, Idaho are better. A lot better.

Now T-town, I only trifle with on Gameday. It’s got bars and girls, but for anything classy/quality I make the trip back to the Steel City.

Auburn is cleaner and less shady than T-Town granted…..
…..but it’s not worth it when the only thing you have to be proud of is 3 H-winners. Also, check out Mandel’s assessment. Auburn = 2nd tier.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/stewart_mandel/08/08/cfb.bag/index.html

Game, set, match.

TIGERinATL, you’re just lobbing ‘em up there man, how am I supposed to avoid hitting ‘em out of the park???

“Nigella Lawson in a Snow White costume”

DCT, you gotta stop that, I’m at work!!!

But the bars are packed on non-game weekends. Still not sure what you were missing.

But every fraternity has open band parties for home games and at least ours were far from tame. Could probably count on one hand the number of times I went to a bar on game day in five years.

The rest of the year, the bars are much more populated.

I know we are a sensitive bunch, but its all the bammers fault. Rather infuriating when your school is called a cow college by a redneck who came this close to having Saban sign his man boob.