Comments on: DRUNK LADIES! COCKTAILS FOR YOUR TEAM, 2007.

By: Bonesy

Bonesy — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:04:16 +0000

The Orangeman

1 bottle Labatt Blue
2 oz. utter apathy

Pound beer. Wear apathy on your sleeve like it’s a fucking medallion. Repeat until 2-10 season is over.

By: Okie

Okie — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:53:09 +0000

#75-
That’s also the official drink of Chicago Cubs fans (while it is the official drink, the more consumed drink is a “tall cool glass of Budwieser”). If you think about it, the annual success or lack there-of of the Cubs is directly related to ND and vice-versa. Hense, ND will lose to GT/PSU/Michigan and, as is now tradition, to an inferior Mich State. They will then pull off a win at Purdue, a stunning upset of UCLA, a win over BC, and possibly even USC. They will then lose two games of the remainder on the sched (Navy, Air Force, Duke, Stanford). This is more or less how the Cubs have done this year (and it’s going down the tiolet now that Soriano and Ramirez are out for the time being), and thus that is how ND will do.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:49:45 +0000

#69 – A Po’mosa is the perfect breakfast drink, and the only way Coors Light can be made to taste tolerable. If you prefer your cheap beer to be of the Mexican variety, it then becomes a Tijuana Sunrise.

By: Katy

Katy — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:52:20 +0000

God I HATE I missed this post yesterday…

At Auburn, we used to drink something called Sky Lab concocted by the most frat-tastic guys, that consisted of:

One trash can
Ecto cooler
Vicoden, Valium or Loratabs (whatever was available)
Maybe some Vodka? By then it didn’t matter.

By: Domer08

Domer08 — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:48:18 +0000

Notre Dame:
Magical Whiskey that you’ve heard is the best whiskey around

1. Pour in glass, add ice
2. Turn to tell friend that this is the year
3. Other friend dumps out magical whiskey and replaces with the 8 dollar handle from generic grocery store while your not watching
4. Return to making drink, get excited
5. Be very dissapointed that magical whiskey tastes like the stuff you got drunk on last night

Happy: 0
Unhappy: 1
Fighting: 5-6

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:59:25 +0000

Excellent work by all. I will have one of each, please.

By: Cincy

Cincy — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:45:03 +0000

#66 hit the nail on the head

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:25:53 +0000

I can’t believe that no one said that the official tailgate drink of PSU football is the old-fashioned!

By: The BearMeats

The BearMeats — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:31:23 +0000

Baylor – The Kevin Steele
One part Rebel Yell brand whiskey, two parts H-E-B (Texas supermarket chain) Quench lemon-lime flavored energy drink, served over ice.
Best consumed with: Beef brisket flavored with tears of sorrow.
Best if consumed in the company of other Baylor fans.
Symbolism: The Rebel Yell brand symbolizes the decline of the Old South as an idea, just as Baylor Football has been in a long decline as well. The H-E-B Quench energy drink symbolizes mediocrity in athletics and Texas Pride. The Green-and-Gold color of the drink symbolizes eternal pride in the oldest school in Texas.

By: Dieter

Dieter — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:44:42 +0000

Disgruntled Goat #38

Wouldn’t you have to drive all the way to Indiana to get the Everclear?

By: magnolia

magnolia — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:38:51 +0000

#29-Po’mosa-I love it!!

By: George P Burdell

George P Burdell — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:55:20 +0000

I suppose the reason there’s no Georgia Tech drink up there is that nothing attending there can be considered a lady. There are some people there with two X chromosomes, but I hesitate to call them ladies.

For a Tech drink anyways –

The scatter armed midget:

1 part North Ave. sewage run off
2 parts whiskey
1 half of a Varsity chili steak
1 part tears from realizing you wasted Calvin Johnson for 3 years

mix in a dirty bar glass from the Clairmont and drink until you run around like a spastic 5 year old and throw it up no where near anyone else. This will happen after the fourth drink, although you’ll think its only been three.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:18:23 +0000

Clare #63,

i like it…lively.

By: Okie

Okie — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:17:10 +0000

The Oklahoma Trigger-man:

One liquor cabinet stocked three deep with the best gin, scotch, vodka, and three cases of Chimay; one gallon of purple drank. Mix thuroughly.

Friendly Drunk: 1/2 drink

Drunk: 1 drink

Fighting Drunk: 3 drinks or at the mention of Oregon/Texas/USC/Miami/ND.

Compliant: 3 drinks, but even with: a solid hook-up in the bag, a cornucopia of the best alcohol, and a solid party to go to…you, Oklahoma, have no one designated to drive you. Of your three options for designated driver, one can’t drive even when he’s sober and the other two aren’t old enough to drive. You don’t get to go to the party.

By: metschick

metschick — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:57:23 +0000

Metschick is fired. That was a big box of fail. Thanks for stopping by the bandwagon.

Kevin, like Holly said, I’m a Rutgers grad. Rutgers College, Class of 2001, & Rutgers School of Law, Class of 2004.

I was there during the 0-11 season. I was there during the times when no one was the stadium. And yeah, I only finally made it there last year, but I was never really into football (college or pro) till 2005. So, there ya go.

But I like your drink.