Comments on: DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 4/ MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:18:46 +0000

Holy, shit, I had a bizarre dream about the Wannstache Wednesday night...and he appears in EDSBS THAT SAME DAY. I can't wait for this season to start.

By: Jorgé the Bass Player

Jorgé the Bass Player — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:30:01 +0000

Remember the Pitt-O(hio)U game in ‘05?

By: Max Fischer

Max Fischer — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 19:48:34 +0000

Even [name redacted] feels pity for the Wannstache.

By: John F

John F — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 19:29:18 +0000

Today’s affirmation statement couldn’t be more true – I can’t wait for the Rutgers-Pitt game in Piscataway this coming season. The Wannstache will point more than a sign in that one.

Hey, you think Wannstache coaches like he’s playing NCAA or something? “OK, we’re at the line, we’re going to throw a hot route to our…what? It’s a full back dive on 3rd and 9? Nooo!”

By: Max Fischer

Max Fischer — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:43:04 +0000

Someone should tell Pat Bostick that this is Division I football. This ain’t intramurals brutha.

By: mhentz

mhentz — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:47:08 +0000

You’d think charging $120 per 7 game season ticket would be embarrassment enough?!?!

By: blazin

blazin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:20:04 +0000

“Holy shit! we don’t have a QB lined up out there!”

By: Holly

Holly — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:02:54 +0000

Chilltown–who, me? We can do without our leading rusher while we’re rebuilding our run game! Sure! No problem! *hic*

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:22:49 +0000

The Wannstache can sense the ripples in the time-space continuum. He is tuned into the energy of the Pitt Community and when the energy weakens, he gets startled, but by then its just barely too late. Sometimes the same shit happens to crack heads, I hear.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:22:37 +0000

@ run up the score:
But guess where the fu manchu is …

By: sean

sean — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:18:24 +0000

No, you are definitely suspended indefinitely as well. Why?

1.) Threadjack of a topic that had a post all of it’s own (comment similar to yours included, only funnier, from jebus)

2.) Pointing out this error of your own before I had the pleasure of doing so.

By: chilltown

chilltown — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:15:10 +0000

In other news, I suck and will sit the next few plays out.

By: Troy in Columbus

Troy in Columbus — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:11:32 +0000

now if only [Name Redacted] would grow a mustache…

By: chilltown

chilltown — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:11:23 +0000

Threadjack LaMarcus Coker suspended indefinitely . Holly is going to be so pissed.

By: jebushchrist

jebushchrist — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:04:21 +0000

Wanny really is Mr. Delayed Reaction. It’s like his whole world runs about 3 seconds behind yours and mine.