DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 4/ MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY
We bring you two great tastes that taste together: hope and mustaches. Not that Pitt fans display a lot of hope these days: they’re having such difficulty selling season tickets that if you purchase one full slate of seven games for $120, you can get a second set for just ten dollars. IT’S JUST THAT EASY!!! One operator named Dave Wannstedt standing by, drumming his fingers and looking for a new recruit to replace Pat Bostic and keep himself from telling trippy ghost stories about Ricky Williams to blue-chip qbs.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
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irishoutsider says:
Wannstedt…where’d you get $130 worth of pudding?
August 8th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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PW says:
“Holy Shit, why are we lined up in FG Block on second down?!! Quick, call time ou…aw DAMMIT!”
August 8th, 2007 at 10:11 am
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Orson Swindle says:
We’re quite serious. Wannstedt does this at least twice a game.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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GamecockTony says:
IO,
Shhhh. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:20 am
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PW says:
“You guys look like you could use some RAM.”
Your pals,
Graig Cooper and Javarris James.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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Kenny says:
Cheer on fans of Friday, Mustache Affirmations clearly set a precedent for something even bigger at the end of the week.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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Run Up The Score says:
What, a girl from Paraguay with a Fu Manchu?
Funny thing about Wannstedt, Pitt was getting their asses kicked at halftime and Wanny was corralled by the ESPN sideline reporter. When asked what Pitt needed to do in the second half, he said, “Well, we just need to run faster.”
Yes, good luck with that.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:58 am
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jebushchrist says:
Wanny really is Mr. Delayed Reaction. It’s like his whole world runs about 3 seconds behind yours and mine.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
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chilltown says:
Threadjack
LaMarcus Coker suspended indefinitely .
Holly is going to be so pissed.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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Troy in Columbus says:
now if only [Name Redacted] would grow a mustache…
August 8th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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chilltown says:
In other news, I suck and will sit the next few plays out.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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sean says:
No, you are definitely suspended indefinitely as well. Why?
1.) Threadjack of a topic that had a post all of it’s own (comment similar to yours included, only funnier, from jebus)
2.) Pointing out this error of your own before I had the pleasure of doing so.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Scalz1 says:
@ run up the score:
But guess where the fu manchu is …
August 8th, 2007 at 11:22 am
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Brian says:
The Wannstache can sense the ripples in the time-space continuum. He is tuned into the energy of the Pitt Community and when the energy weakens, he gets startled, but by then its just barely too late. Sometimes the same shit happens to crack heads, I hear.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:22 am
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Holly says:
Chilltown–who, me? We can do without our leading rusher while we’re rebuilding our run game! Sure! No problem! *hic*
August 8th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
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blazin says:
“Holy shit! we don’t have a QB lined up out there!”
August 8th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
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mhentz says:
You’d think charging $120 per 7 game season ticket would be embarrassment enough?!?!
August 8th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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Max Fischer says:
Someone should tell Pat Bostick that this is Division I football. This ain’t intramurals brutha.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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John F says:
Today’s affirmation statement couldn’t be more true – I can’t wait for the Rutgers-Pitt game in Piscataway this coming season. The Wannstache will point more than a sign in that one.
Hey, you think Wannstache coaches like he’s playing NCAA or something? “OK, we’re at the line, we’re going to throw a hot route to our…what? It’s a full back dive on 3rd and 9? Nooo!”
August 8th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
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Max Fischer says:
Even [name redacted] feels pity for the Wannstache.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Remember the Pitt-O(hio)U game in ‘05?
August 8th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
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The Contrarian says:
Holy, shit, I had a bizarre dream about the Wannstache Wednesday night…and he appears in EDSBS THAT SAME DAY. I can’t wait for this season to start.
August 9th, 2007 at 8:18 am